IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

Hooked on phobics said:
Fair, but HE figures its a trick and it DID get him out of trouble a few times so....

I think you ultimately know what I mean, this is all just semantics.
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True, I just hate it when someone makes him sound smarter than he is. Like some short of continuity error for real life.

Still, an actual smart person would be better at staying out of trouble when every evidence should tell him where trouble lurks. Bitch boy pushes his luck beyond its breaking point on the daily. Saying that he tricked someone other than himself feels wrong.
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
His intelligence I don't mean is huge, certainly not even triple digit, but not sub80 either. I think he DOES have a lot of conniving "wit" though, in that hes a lot like a goblin plotting and scheming, not with BRILLIANT plans, but plans none the less.

That's how I mean it, some people think hes sub70 brick, hes not. Goblins aren't the paragon of intelligence AT ALL, but they aren't the dumbest either. Full on ORCS are dumber, know what I'm saying?
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Yeah I know what you mean. He's stupid but he's not un-intelligent. He is just ignorant and listens to the wrong people, chases clout and has no sense of the consequences of his actions. Also as you stated, he's a living avatar of the Dunning-Kreuger effect. He thinks he's the cleverest cabbage head in the field. He isn't.
 
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Omega Mega said:
Johnny is a daddy according to the latest 15 minutes of shame video
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you really should imbed the video like this.


Anyway to go over bullet points for the TLDW crowd

-gets mad over tons of spam of "get a vasectomy" and "ebola cola"
-Threatens he will impregnate several women in any country who wrongs him
-Claims he already has a kid in japan
-Mentions going to the DMZ as a ploy to leave korea, by going there, getting jailed, getting released to SK, then being released due to pity. Might actually try this to get out of his sentence? claims this happened before, and a guy got a several year sentence reduced to a few weeks
-Claims to have a dox of 15minutes of shame. Thinks hes a pajeet, but 15 minute says hes white.
-threatens several times to shut off stream over abusive TTS, but never does lol
-asks "Is it really my child if I don't take care of it?"
-Gets mocked about refusing to leave home and do IRL streams, says he cant because "its rainy"
-gets upset at koreans recording him in public, despite wanting to be famous
-complains about LM, claims he left for vietnam because he loves drugs, and only covers him for money
-Shows himself doing a previous crime in japan which he admits is a crime, getting into a somebodys truck and eating watermelon
-Talks about getting on twitch, claims hes "reformed" because "last 2 streams I didn't do nuffin".
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Johnny is smart enough to trick very minor investigations
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No he isn't. People let him off the hook because they don't want to deal with him, but he's not tricking anyone. Most of the time it's just easier to get rid of him than to pursue it fully. Johnny's mistake was believing that people actually bought his bullshit, and he leaned hard enough into his antics that now people have decided that making an example of him is worth the effort.
 
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Omega Mega said:
Johnny is a daddy according to the latest 15 minutes of shame video
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I doubt it because Johnny is a known unreliable source of information given his track record for lying (e.g. I'm not broke, I slept with loads of prostitutes in Korea when they left the red light district because "no black" etc.) but in case he actually did fuck a girl in Japan and have her birth his spawn, then she deserves it for sleeping with the most niggerly nigger in all of niggerdom.
 
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Emperor Yakub said:
I doubt it because Johnny is a known unreliable source of information given his track record for lying (e.g. I'm not broke, I slept with loads of prostitutes in Korea when they left the red light district because "no black" etc.) but in case he actually did fuck a girl in Japan and have her birth his spawn, then she deserves it for sleeping with the most niggerly nigger in all of niggerdom.
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Watch the video where BongBongIrl is asked if she actually hooked up with Johnny....clock her reaction, the dumb slut actually fucked him.

I can only guess she wanted to play at beastiality one time or something because Korean women are usually a BIT more discriminating. I'm sure she regrets the shit out of it now though.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Watch the video where BongBongIrl is asked if she actually hooked up with Johnny....clock her reaction, the dumb slut actually fucked him.

I can only guess she wanted to play at beastiality one time or something because Korean women are usually a BIT more discriminating. I'm sure she regrets the shit out of it now though.
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I'd believe it. Lots of lowlifes always seem to have odd sex lives.
 
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Twrx said:
If Hank gets shipped off to the Korean military, I would bet everything I own that he fights to go katusa.
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In the unlikely event that he is not tossed in jail, KATUSA might just be this retard's chance of making it out (putting aside the fact JS does not know a lick of Korean)
The hazing would be absolutely phenomenal
 
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Twrx said:
If Hank gets shipped off to the Korean military, I would bet everything I own that he fights to go katusa. Those fucks are incredibly lazy, unreliable and just all around useless.
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I just looked it up, it sounds like there are a lot of applicants for the limited number of openings. He probably won't be accepted.
 
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If Hank gets shipped off to the Korean military, I would bet everything I own that he fights to go katusa. Those fucks are incredibly lazy, unreliable and just all around useless.
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Today I learned that there are IRL people who use Umbrella logo as their insignia, and that it's the lamest people possible.
 

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Gingervitis said:
Is there anywhere I can find a decent recap of the story so far? My sister showed some interest in what’s happening, and I need a good jumping off point for the Korea saga.
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its hard to say for a video, but I can list the notable shit in korea
-act like an ass on busses, playing loud music and disrupting shit. This is illegal in korea because delaying busses is taken VERY seriously
-harassed people with a rotting fish in a bag, which smelled so offensive it made people gag
-harassed and creeped out a girl on the street. ended up with her streaming it for safety, screaming, and running away
-rubbed baby oil alll over a female statue of a woman representing sex slaves in ww2, and twerked on it, and kissed it
-made deep fakes of a real korean girl. Deep fakes are illegal unless consensual made by ALL parties involved
-stomped british and chinese flag in public. This is illegal there
-threatened to kill people with his extendable baton
-protested "china govt running korea". This is illegal for non citizens to protest there. Its also slander of the govt.
-had TTS going loud during a visit to lotte world, which it loudly said "I WANT TO FUCK KIDS" in korean around a dozen times. This was in ear shot of multiple kids seemingly around 8-15
-ate ramen in a 7-11 korean equivilant, and began throwing ramen everywhere for laughs
-broken various things in shops and always claims its an accident, but its totally for views

I might be missing a few things, but that gives you a good idea why hes hated.

If nothing else, start from page 1 and go through highlights, he had his thread made part way into being into korea, but you will find MOST of it.
 
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Gingervitis said:
Is there anywhere I can find a decent recap of the story so far? My sister showed some interest in what’s happening, and I need a good jumping off point for the Korea saga.
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The I2p thread is a good source of the pre-Korea shenanigans in Japan and Israel to go along with @Hooked on phobics 's summary of Korea.
 
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