Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[John Andrews Stan]

Even saying he has a "criminal record" is dignifying him. I mean technically he does, but shoplifting a free AOL CD is pathetic even compared to ripping off a mattress tag.

Yeah that speaks to the uniquely pathetic people who yearn to be recognized by Pat. It’s really rather fascinating.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I can absolutely imagine the butter bandit resisting arrest over a shoplifted AOL CD and getting charged with robbery. And then crying on the pay phone in the tank until his mommy comes and bails him out of el bote before his papas get mashed.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I might be misremembering but I thought Nokes' previous story was the CD he stole was a magazine freebie? Which I really have a hard time believing there was an AOL CD as a magazine freebie in 2001 as the planet was so completely saturated with AOL discs by 2001 that it wouldn't be an incentive to buy a magazine.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I might be misremembering but I thought Nokes' previous story was the CD he stole was a magazine freebie? Which I really have a hard time believing there was an AOL CD as a magazine freebie in 2001 as the planet was so completely saturated with AOL discs by 2001 that it wouldn't be an incentive to buy a magazine.

It was like a Playstation magazine Free Demo cd or something like that. Just as gay as an AOL cd

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I’m no gaymer but are finger print and card readers common? Didn’t he post this way back?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn’t he post this way back?

Imagine boasting multiple times about hardware purchased for you by struggling single moms and black people who never even got reparations but still have to fork over taxes to keep this fat cunt alive.

If he were a man he’d never dream of posting this. It’s hard to overstate just how pathetic and worthless this degenerate is.

 

[An automatic clown]

I’m no gaymer but are finger print and card readers common? Didn’t he post this way back?
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He named his PC "Xbox Mountain Dew"

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

He named his PC "Xbox Mountain Dew"

And his gaming chair "Butter Blade, Cleaver of Buttocks."

 

[Cactuar King]

I’m no gaymer but are finger print and card readers common? Didn’t he post this way back?
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Imagine boasting multiple times about hardware purchased for you by struggling single moms and black people who never even got reparations but still have to fork over taxes to keep this fat cunt alive.

If he were a man he’d never dream of posting this. It’s hard to overstate just how pathetic and worthless this degenerate is.

Who is he even boasting to? He never gets any kind of engagement on his posts, Pat Posters are literally the only ones who take notice of what he says.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who is he even boasting to?

Us.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’m no gaymer but are finger print and card readers common? Didn’t he post this way back?
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No, he picked a new video card. However the combination of his monitor, processor, and video card is causing a bottleneck. Not that he understands that due to his limited knowledge of hardware. Like he decided to use Timespy instead of Geekbench or Cinebench, which hardware builders prefer to use now because it gives better real world results. If you want to stress test the system there's better benchmark suites out there. I wouldn't gloat either about a system that's worse than my main laptop.

 

[An automatic clown]

He named his PC "Xbox Mountain Dew"

How is this any better you fat loser ? Also it shows up under the Name section of your screenshots you fat butter knifed retard.

CorrecTing the recorD like a like your hero Fatrick S Tomlinson

 

[JustSomeDong]

CorrecTing the recorD like a like your hero Fatrick S Tomlinson

Okay, but how is that better, Shane? Its still autistic as fuck.

 

[Meriasek]

I’m no gaymer but are finger print and card readers common?

They are if you're an important ex-Microsoft security guru. Let's put it this way, they don't let you work for the Secret Service without that kind of security. And even though Shane's retired now, old habits die hard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

retired

It boggles the mind how he can claim to be retired as he’s cashed welfare checks the entire time since his last wagie job. Some people are absolutely shameless.

I guess going through life as a 400 pound freak with a mouthful of rotten teeth and low IQ helped remove his capacity to feel shame.

 

[Maude Snew]

Okay, but how is that better, Shane? Its still autistic as fuck.

Uh, he now has two kinds of sugar water to base his entire identity on instead of just the one, it's called growth, look it up. Probably got so fat he needed another.

You can fit so many butter knives brands into this fat idiot.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Us.

That is the correct answer.

I guess I got that wrong. Like I said I’m not technically sound but at least I’m not a 40 something year old unemployed leech.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a dentist appointment and the office isn’t part of a food bank.

No, he picked a new video card. However the combination of his monitor, processor, and video card is causing a bottleneck. Not that he understands that due to his limited knowledge of hardware. Like he decided to use Timespy instead of Geekbench or Cinebench, which hardware builders prefer to use now because it gives better real world results. If you want to stress test the system there's better benchmark suites out there. I wouldn't gloat either about a system that's worse than my main laptop.

 

[Spunt]

Shane you have literal holes in your brain and you got busted shoplifting a free gift. You don't get to cast aspersions on anyone else's intelligence.

Also what do you need a capture card for? You do know that you can just download porn, right? You don't need to screen record it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Let us never forget that Fatrick of all people has repeatedly denied being a friend of this ‘man’. Imagine being such a loser that you ballwash Fatrick, and then imagine that Fatrick’s response is always to deny all knowledge of you. That is inception levels of loserdom. I think I’d rope.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So a “stalker” is someone who observes a person’s posts on their public social media?

But Shane isn’t a “stalker” for proactively coming to this site to see what we’re saying?

Sub-100 IQ confirmed yet again.