Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[CEO of Gay]

WHOREY-MAN
Gotta pimp 'em all--
My heart so true
My penis will pull us through
You suck me and I'll teach you
Whore-y-man!

Still an unforgivable sullying of the franchise that gave us Chris Chan, and you missed the obvious rhyme on the penultimate line, but at least you got the meter correct this time.

 

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Still an unforgivable sullying of the franchise that gave us Chris Chan, and you missed the obvious rhyme on the penultimate line, but at least you got the meter correct this time.

The more you demand I get it right the more tempted I become, but given the nature of this thread and the events around it that would be a terrible idea... for now.

 

[jerkstore]

The more you demand I get it right the more tempted I become, but given the nature of this thread and the events around it that would be a terrible idea... for now.

can we just.. leave pokemon out of this? it’s a happy place that doesn’t need greer tainting it. he has tainted enough

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

For all of the good qualities Russell has

Russell's "best quality" is his cowardice. Fear of consequences may well be the only thing preventing him from becoming a rapist, serial killer and/or mass shooter.
He'd be a prime candidate for all of the above, and it clearly isn't his moral fiber that's holding him back.

This might be the only time in a legal career the "I'm rubber you're glue" defense is appropriate, and may actually work.

Nooo, (convicted) stalker manchild, it is you who violated the rules. Enjoy sanctions!

 

[The Great Citracett]

can we just.. leave pokemon out of this? it’s a happy place that doesn’t need greer tainting it. he has tainted enough

Russ can have a Pokémon knockoff.

How about GalWorld? Capture and tame 9s and 10s, then put 'em to work in the brothels, earning their keep with turn-based sex instead of battling.

 

[Pedophobe]

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This might be the only time in a legal career the "I'm rubber you're glue" defense is appropriate, and may actually work.

That was an all around banger of a filing. Felt like the closest thing to challenging the other side to a duel that a lawyer is allowed to do these days.

 

[The Great Citracett]

That was an all around banger of a filing. Felt like the closest thing to challenging the other side to a duel that a lawyer is allowed to do these days.

Russ would have to agree.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

So wait, when did Greer start soliciting miners for sex?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Russ would have to agree.
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I prefer the one where it needs to be illegal to turn down sex if a disabled man asks for it.
No, not THOSE disabled men, you can say no to them, he can treat you better.
Actually, just him. It should be illegal to say no to him.

 

[waffle]

Hardin's gotten worn all the way down to "as a matter of fact, its YOU who should show cause - if you wanna know the truth about it".

 

[mindlessobserver]

Hardin's gotten worn all the way down to "as a matter of fact, its YOU who should show cause - if you wanna know the truth about it".

No stalker, it is YOU who is out of line. Enjoy sanctions.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Well, fuck. I guess he is free to lie to the court then because he has a family. One little trick the Judge does not want you to know
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The first time I read that, my brain removed a letter and interpreted it as "Plaintiff will say it right now, he is a bother . . ."

I believe mine is the more truthful version.

plaintiff!s is a new one I think. This entire paragraph is a mess.

That one impressed me. I was looking down at my keyboard wondering how in the fuck he managed to substitute an exclamation mark for an apostrophe when they're about as far away as two keys can be from each other. Then it dawned on me and I checked my phone where, sure enough, they're right next to each other.

I’ve reviewed multiple IFP pro se dockets before and didn’t see anything approaching this. Maybe it’s the Internet part that makes the difference. Like they view the court docket as just another forum for them to shit all over.

Not all pro se IFP litigants are lolcows like Russel "worse than Joseph Stalin" Greer is. He just wanted to get him his penis sucked, but I think he's about to get him his misconduct sanctioned.

 

[FamicomGorby]

That one impressed me. I was looking down at my keyboard wondering how in the fuck he managed to substitute an exclamation mark for an apostrophe when they're about as far away as two keys can be from each other. Then it dawned on me and I checked my phone where, sure enough, they're right next to each other.

I'm always amazed that Greer types all of these fuckin motions on his phone, like no wonder his spelling and formatting are all fucked up constantly. I'm sure he made that brothel powerpoint on his phone too which I don't think anyone else has ever done. He's spending so much money on hookers he can't just buy a cheap netbook so he can finally type on something resembling an actual computer.

 

[Swole McPole]

Russ would have to agree.

The problem is, Russell is fighting a duel while he stands behind an enormous steel sheet, so the bullets can't actually hit him. That's not fighting a duel -- that's more akin to taking a shit in public and when the police come to arrest you, crying about how they can't do that because you're disabled and have no ability to control your bowel.

He's more Andy Ditch than Wyatt Earp.

 

[Goofy Logic]

That one impressed me. I was looking down at my keyboard wondering how in the fuck he managed to substitute an exclamation mark for an apostrophe when they're about as far away as two keys can be from each other. Then it dawned on me and I checked my phone where, sure enough, they're right next to each other.

If he is thumb-typing all of this legal drivel while cross-eyed on a cell phone then I am impressed.

 

[DavidS877]

I’ve reviewed multiple IFP pro se dockets before and didn’t see anything approaching this. Maybe it’s the Internet part that makes the difference. Like they view the court docket as just another forum for them to shit all over.

David Stebbins, Acerthorn. Is another IFP/Pro Se lolcow. He doesn't seem to shit all over a single docket though as he files as many lolsuits as he can get away with.

Docket entry 24, starting on page 6 is a nice list the judge provided for all of us to laugh at. https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68363380/stebbins-v-moon/
And that's not even his appeals to the circuit courts in each jurisdiction. And the Supreme Court appeal.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Hardin's gotten worn all the way down to "as a matter of fact, its YOU who should show cause - if you wanna know the truth about it".

Motion to NO U


Aw yeah there's that pure unadulterated big-N Narcissism we all know and love. "I said I've changed, now everyone has to unilaterally accept that and never bring up my bad behavior (from 5 minutes ago) again."

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

How about GalWorld? Capture and tame 9s and 10s, then put 'em to work in the brothels, earning their keep with turn-based sex instead of battling.

The creepy part is that has likely already been made and is on sale either on Steam or on a Japanese digital distribution platform.

So wait, when did Greer start soliciting miners for sex?

Right concept, wrong spelling.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

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plaintiff!s is a new one I think. This entire paragraph is a mess.

Is that like a Ingreerobang or something?

In WW2 some US submarine torpedos had a habit of circling around back to its own sub. The term is circular run. Russ is simply firing his best torpedos at that pesky floating Nazi harassment barge commanded by Kapitän Möön

Guess it's time for Hardin to engage in some Crazy Ivans.

So, Mr. Greer has penned to paper Hitler and Stalin in this litigation. Dare he go for Mussolini, Churchill, Truman/Roosey?

I'm hoping for Emperor Norton.

Damp & Drippy should absolutely be the name of his next business venture.

Especially if it's a whorehouse.

 

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Motion to NO U

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Aw yeah there's that pure unadulterated big-N Narcissism we all know and love. "I said I've changed, now everyone has to unilaterally accept that and never bring up my bad behavior (from 5 minutes ago) again."

"(I claim that) other random people have agreed to change their opinion and that's somehow binding on everyone else I'll ever meet and the fact that you won't accept this absurdly transparent appeal to mob mentality argument to do what I want you to do is evidence of a moral failing and thus I win."

He's like a retard just seething and bashing his own skull in becuase he can't get a door open, ignoring the sign that says PULL, because DOORS ARE PUSH WE ALL AGREED DOORS ARE PUSH THE SIGN IS WRONG AND YOU'RE ALL ABUSING ME BY TELLING ME TO READ