Sam Hyde

[raisinlove]

also if you’re from here in New England and are White and work for a living aren’t aren’t in some bubble like Boston $5000/m tech bro apartments, Amherst college students or a monied old hippie with tranny and rapefugees welcome signs on your suburb split level’s lawn and have lived here long enough to have seen life before the Puerto Rican rush to MA for gibs and it’s consequences you’re gonna be racist. It’s just not as overt since Pedro Martinez and Nomar and big papi

 

[>-Ack!]

here's a video sam hyde made in 2006, when he was in risd. uploading it here since it got deleted off youtube


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>here is part of the video game i am working on
LOL, that is by itself funnier than most of his videos, 19 years and counting in development hell

 

[Oilspill Battery]

There is a hidden Joji in the audience during sugar daddy segment

Where? I don't see him.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Making fun of skinheads who are telling a grown man they're going to "protect him" because of the fallout from a TV show isn't exactly saying "I'm not racist and I actually love niggers a lot i think they're awesome." If Nick was some anti racist queer he wouldn't be best friends with Sam Hyde and he would've stopped working with MDE when Ruse did or long before that.

Let's be honest, most skinheads are as dumb as most blacks. Imagine basing your whole identity over knowing blacks are retarded. It's like basing your whole identity on knowing water is wet.

 

[Blonde And Blue Knight]

It quite literally might be the single worst thing I've seen in my entire life. I think Idubbz must have knocked Sam's brain loose when they were sparring in Sam's failed documentary because anyone thinking this trash looks good is certifiably retarded. A rotting dead armadillo on the side of the road could make a more aesthetically pleasing and funnier TV show and I'm not joking. It really goes to show how much Adult Swim brought to table with Season One because that shit would have been unsalvageable without their influence. Sam's new stuff makes Idubbzs look like Akira Kurosawa in comparison.

If I could go back in time to any point in history, I'd go back an hour ago before I watched this trailer and commit suicide to prevent myself from ever having to see it.

Truly the most noble of Redditors.

 

[DerangedBehavior]

as always, the pricing and release scheme is jewish as fuck. imagine giving them any money for anything at this point after they have held back on releasing this forever while sam grifts off a call in show. if you pay for this you are a retard who deserves to be ripped off, but I'm excited to watch it for free.

Are you retarded? 29.99usd for the whole season + extras is cheaper than most DVDs/Blu-rays for shows that aired 20 years ago. And the live screening tickets from what I looked at are only $25 which is only a little higher than the average small band concert. Do you just expect them to work on a television production-level show and just release everything for free? They aren't some billion dollar production company and this isn't going to be broadcasted or on mainstream streaming platforms considering they've been blacklisted from the industry so they got to recoup the costs somehow.

 

[nyblanc]

She showed up to one of Sam's stand up gigs dressed up like a man, with a bad fake moustache, and then got body slammed by the Ghost of Kiev himself. Even the police were like "uhhm yeah this bitch is crazy" and let Sam go without charges.

like this?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Are you retarded? 29.99usd for the whole season + extras is cheaper than most DVDs/Blu-rays for shows that aired 20 years ago. And the live screening tickets from what I looked at are only $25 which is only a little higher than the average small band concert. Do you just expect them to work on a television production-level show and just release everything for free? They aren't some billion dollar production company and this isn't going to be broadcasted or on mainstream streaming platforms considering they've been blacklisted from the industry so they got to recoup the costs somehow.

To be fair, Sam Hyde haters are notoriously retarded deviants. This thread has plenty of examples. That said, I personally don't pay for digital content. I think I'm the last of a dying breed of oldfags who still pirates everything because nobody else seems to have a problem paying for that stuff these days. There's probably retards on Fishtank.live sending $65 TTS to an empty room right this very second.
On the other hand it's absolutely crucial to support independent creators, especially when they're actually on your side for once. I'll hold out for a shirt or poster or something that could potentially go up in value one day though.

 

[DerangedBehavior]

To be fair, Sam Hyde haters are notoriously retarded deviants. This thread has plenty of examples. That said, I personally don't pay for digital content. I think I'm the last of a dying breed of oldfags who still pirates everything because nobody else seems to have a problem paying for that stuff these days. There's probably retards on Fishtank.live sending $65 TTS to an empty room right this very second.
On the other hand it's absolutely crucial to support independent creators, especially when they're actually on your side for once. I'll hold out for a shirt or poster or something that could potentially go up in value one day though.

I agree but I mostly support independent art/music I like. I'm not an absolute poorfag but I understand what it is like to do creative work and not get paid regularly so I'm a bit partial to that. I still pirate the fuck out of things but if its something I truly enjoy I don't mind chipping in a bit with merch or a download/cd. I'm not all too familiar with how fishtank works because I'm mostly an oldhead MDE fan who just watches the skits and sometimes the podcast, but yeah putting money towards superchats on fishtank or the streams sounds like retarded paypig type shit. But if its how they fund the shit I actually care about from MDE like World Peace or Happy World Daddy, I say let the paypigs run wild so long as fishtank/livestreams aren't the only shit they're doing. Which is why personally I think its fine to pay for Extreme Peace.

 

[mister fireworks]

Are you retarded? 29.99usd for the whole season + extras is cheaper than most DVDs/Blu-rays for shows that aired 20 years ago. And the live screening tickets from what I looked at are only $25 which is only a little higher than the average small band concert. Do you just expect them to work on a television production-level show and just release everything for free? They aren't some billion dollar production company and this isn't going to be broadcasted or on mainstream streaming platforms considering they've been blacklisted from the industry so they got to recoup the costs somehow.

Wow sam was blacklisted from the industry?? this is new information. Thanks for explaining! I never thought about it like that before.

-The years of low effort advice streams where contemptuously bilks the retards.
-The last year or more of PGL episodes where sam just looks at his phone and coughs that they keep behind a paywall.
-The gay deceptive clip titles and thumbnails that stopped being a funny bit the 25th time.
-Sam couldn't be bothered to even make a decent mixed version of his audiobook.
-How to bomb was unreadable garbage, the NFTs, the can of flavored water etc.
-whatever unwatchable few minutes of crap that the "bits, extra sketches, and MORE" for 30% extra on top of the regular price.

this is what i mean by Jewish. sam never stops grifting and i can empathize to some degree because its the easiest money he has ever made and anyone who sends him superchats for life advice or listens to current PGL episodes deserves to be ripped off but sam would sell magic beans to his fans that would show up 6 months late covered in shit and they would still line up for the next thing. asking people to pre-pay and buy the mystery extra stuff is some jew shit but anyone who hasn't learned by now will never learn and its not like you niggers would be spending that money on anything better anyway.

And didn't some rich fan pay for the majority of the production costs? You think sam paid to make this himself or is under any pressure from the paypig to get a return on the investment lol. Yeah thats why they went on this multi year comedy tour while the show sat in the can for two years.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

the can of flavored water

Zipp was good, wish I had more tbqh

 

[mister fireworks]

Zipp was good, wish I had more tbqh

ok then the candyman thing, the cashstar t-shirts and and the zipp water were the three ventures that sam didn't half ass and phone in the past 4 years. maybe fishtank too but i don't know anything about that shit.

 

[raisinlove]

All MDE output has been good and is better than any kikery out there. You beed to stop playing video games on the computer and work a real job and you’ll realize that manufactured content is killing your personality. MDE is real shit

Al you fags who complain about the varied content put out must think Sam should have spent 10 years trading bitcoin and just thrown up wp for free or something but this is just the same inane shit about Sam working with young people who thinks he should be paying Hollywood production people SAG salaries instead of young talent who will work for less and have motivation and passion instead of industry washoutS

 

[BingBongDingDong]

ok then the candyman thing, the cashstar t-shirts and and the zipp water were the three ventures that sam didn't half ass and phone in the past 4 years. maybe fishtank too but i don't know anything about that shit.

Now this is a crazy idea, hear me out, but is it possible that over time he has gotten better at manufacturing and shipping out merch. It's a wild thought, and I enjoy calling him scam Hyde, but I don't think he was ever trying to actually to rip anybody off in the sense of not delivering the promised product.

 

[mister fireworks]

Now this is a crazy idea, hear me out, but it's it possible that over time he has gotten better at manufacturing and shipping out merch. It's a wild thought, and I enjoy calling him scam Hyde, but I don't think he was ever trying to actually to anybody off in the sense of not delivering the promised product.

for the merch its as simple as sending the vector files to the printer but i remember him whining about how he was taking a long time because he was trying to find the best possible blank (a standard $4.00 gildan or comfort colors lol). You think he is in the lab testing the white labeled beet juice and refusing to go to production until its perfect?

but i dont disagree that the delayed merch by itself is even a big deal if its eventually delivered and you get what you paid for but its that on top of all the shit he has not even bothered finishing properly and has executed with zero effort or concern about the quality, such as the past 2-3 years of streaming and podcasting.

Sam's disgust at his pathetic fans and unabashed disrespect of their intelligence can sometimes be kind of funny, like with the NFTs (retard tax) and the episode of PGL where he described that idiotic video game idea for over an hour.

 

[raisinlove]

Are you retarded? Sam has specifically stated for shirts he wants to provide an extremely quality product and shirt material that’s going to last. They do custom tags and shit too. No one wants cheap as shit “send the vector and go” garbage for your brand so he should absolutely spend time finding the product that meets the standards he wants

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

Nah, you are the fag, Sam could do a lot worse but he could do a lot better too, the last few years he could've done a lot more of videos like the funkopop one but he'd rather do the ~le based spitting and talking about dirt indians XDDD imagine you are dirty....and indian lol so racist am i right twitter fellows?
i'd rather more silly stuff like The great war than stuff like "The Sam hyde Show" and hydewars (which are the same thing.) i like Sam and MDE for the silly cool stuff...but after him being adopted by the 4chan based white guys of course he is going to do more stuff they want... it's free money for him, but more boring material.
And all of you know it's true and him also knows it's true, otherwise he'd not let WP2 and a looooooot of stuff from this video

sit in the vault for so long... or forever (like most of the stuff in this video) he knows that this is the shit that people who are his fans truly wants.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

All MDE output has been good and is better than any kikery out there. You beed to stop playing video games on the computer and work a real job and you’ll realize that manufactured content is killing your personality. MDE is real shit

Honestly the Sam stuff is probably my least favorite. Charles, Nick and Eric's material is what I'm mostly hyped over.

 

[mister fireworks]

Are you retarded? Sam has specifically stated for shirts he wants to provide an extremely quality product and shirt material that’s going to last. They do custom tags and shit too. No one wants cheap as shit “send the vector and go” garbage for your brand so he should absolutely spend time finding the product that meets the standards he wants

it takes 10 minutes to choose a high quality blank from the list of blanks that your printer uses. There are like 5 major suppliers of blanks and the cashstar tees are a 4.00 gildan med weight shirt. All the thousands of printers around the US can source any blank. i dont understand how someone could be dumb enough to think sam is spending time searching for the elusive quality black t-shirt.

The custom tag is simply a VECTOR file that is sent to printers with the graphic vector. due to the amount of detail and colors i think the shits were printed DTG which means they can be manufactured immediately once they are added to the production queue.

you are the exact kind of fucking faggot that deserves to be robbed of your money. he could rape your mother in front of you and it would take about 90 seconds for him to convince you it wasn't his fault and he was totally justified lol.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I wont argue about the shirts becuase I dont know enough to get into the nitty gritty. Ill instead use the NFTs he made as my example, and preface this with I think anybody buying a NFT is a fucking moron. Comparing the NFTs Sam made to those bought by the likes of paris hilton's Funny monkeys or whatever they were there was a huge gap in quality. Sam made gay little 3d cards that related to a game and had some sort of worth other than "This is my NFT!" I am aware they could just be reused assets from his video game hes folding 50million times for quality, but point still stands that they are quite unique compared to the ones people were paying boatloads of money for, and were delivered in a timely manner.