DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

I really don't care but does he let Jasper in the room? I haven't seen that angry cat in a while.

Remember when his fat wife ran the curb and busted the tire a mastermind criminal stole a $40 tire leaving behind a $25 dollar jack.

When he got "robbed" of groceries he didn't even buy.

Pete's sub and tug

Formerly Sneeds

Edit:
Can this bitch stop trying to go viral for one day? Everyone only sees him as a dumbass. Nobody gives a shit about your fake crashouts.

This fucking nigger will use a broken vaccuum for months before getting it replaced but when he beats his controller to death he immediately gets a new one? Its his first instinct? Not to go Mouse and Keyboard? Not to pick one of the many controllers he owns in his "office"?
JAYDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR MARVEL RIVALS ACHIEVEMENTS. PHIL DOESN'T CARE MATE.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

PRINTER BEG HYPE LET'S FUCKING GO

Controller now broke too. He thought slamming it would fix it and now he's talking about overnighting a new one.

Riveting controller ordering gameplay going on right now.

"The only one they have that can come overnight is the black one." Is he ordering a controller or Tyrone for Khet?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Controller now broke too. He thought slamming it would fix it and now he's talking about overnighting a new one.

Riveting controller ordering gameplay going on right now.

Overnighting a $139 controller after 1 minute of troubleshooting lmao

 

[Elite Kipchak]

why does an authentic-style pc gamer even need a controller to begin with?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The way he immediately pulls up Amazon on his phone and drops $140 on a replacement without even trying the most basic troubleshooting steps really says something about this guy's psychology.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

why does an authentic-style pc gamer even need a controller to begin with?

Because he’s a retard?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Controller now broke too. He thought slamming it would fix it and now he's talking about overnighting a new one.

The way he immediately pulls up Amazon on his phone and drops $140 on a replacement without even trying the most basic troubleshooting steps really says something about this guy's psychology.

99.99% of the time a controller turns off it's because it's dead and needs a charge. Does he know that you can replace the batteries on an Xbox controller? I had a "broken" controller that just needed a battery swap (rechargeable ones didn't produce enough voltage anymore) and it was good as new. Nvm he has an Elite 2 and those require disassembly. God damn, this mark

E: Robust Kick banlist today

 

[Vic Viper T301]

99.99% of the time a controller turns off it's because it's dead and needs a charge. Does he know that you can replace the batteries on an Xbox controller? I had a "broken" controller that just needed a battery swap (rechargeable ones didn't produce enough voltage anymore) and it was good as new. God damn, this mark

He also didn't:
Restart the game
Try it in another game
See if Windows controller settings still detects it
Restart the computer
See if he can have it repaired /warranty replaced (It's a $140 controller that he said he bought less than a year ago)

I've had funky controller issues where it stops working in one game, especially if it's something non-standard like an emulator program, and fixed it by doing simple steps above. He was using a Minecraft mod for controller support; decidedly non-standard.

 

[Lady Adjani]

99.99% of the time a controller turns off it's because it's dead and needs a charge. Does he know that you can replace the batteries on an Xbox controller? I had a "broken" controller that just needed a battery swap (rechargeable ones didn't produce enough voltage anymore) and it was good as new. God damn, this mark

Are we talking about the Xbox Elite controller? Because that one has a built-in Li-ion battery

Phil struggles with entry level lego sets, no way he could disassemble a controller and replace a battery.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He also didn't:
Restart the game
Try it in another game
See if Windows controller settings still detects it
Restart the computer
See if he can have it repaired /warranty replaced (It's a $140 controller that he said he bought less than a year ago)

I've had funky controller issues where it stops working in one game, especially if it's something non-standard like an emulator program, and fixed it by doing simple steps above. He was using a Minecraft mod for controller support; decidedly non-standard.

You might be right, but on screen It connected and disconnected immediately so it seemed like it was a hardware issue. That said, as someone who holds onto their controllers for dear life, it's painful to watch. I resuscitated my 360 controller by soldering a AA battery holder on the pak contacts, and this guy just orders a new one like it's nothing.

Are we talking about the Xbox Elite controller? Because that one has a built-in Li-ion battery

Phil struggles with entry level lego sets, no way he could disassemble a controller and replace a battery.

Yeah, it's an elite 2. There's a good chance the battery was super depleted and needed a long charge. The battery replacement is dead simple but definitely out of DSP's league.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

why does an authentic-style pc gamer even need a controller to begin with?

Because his arms get sore and it's exhausting. No seriously, he recently said that, that sitting on his ass playing videogames poorly is exhausting with MKB.
Now to be fair, with his sissy little arms, I can believe that moving a mouse for an hour can be too much physical activity. I still refuse to believe just how noodle-armed this fat polack is. Every time he stretches he has absolutely zero mass in those arms. How can you have floppy moobs but also noodle arms? It's just unreal.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He also didn't:
Restart the game
Try it in another game
See if Windows controller settings still detects it
Restart the computer
See if he can have it repaired /warranty replaced (It's a $140 controller that he said he bought less than a year ago)

I've had funky controller issues where it stops working in one game, especially if it's something non-standard like an emulator program, and fixed it by doing simple steps above. He was using a Minecraft mod for controller support; decidedly non-standard.

Wow turns out he had to charge it despite sayin he didn't think that was the issue. Just continued to not think that and impulsively buy a new ELITE 2 CONTROLLER and scrap this one like it was a cheap ass madcatz controller from the 2000s.

This fuckin dude is an idiot. Makes you think the printer isn't broken either. He's just guilting people into tipping more for shit thats not even broken.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The way he immediately pulls up Amazon on his phone and drops $140 on a replacement without even trying the most basic troubleshooting steps really says something about this guy's psychology.

He was talking about how Kat's playing the demo of Truck Simulator before she decides if she'll buy it or not. Like it doesn't even occur to him or her that he can just share every single game he has with her. Let's just buy 2 copies instead.

WWEC isn't responsible for him being broke, it's just a symptom of his all around retard tier idea of how to spend money. From cars to doordash to groceries to trash disposals to paper plates to filling his house with statues and nerd culture slop to buying 3 capture cards at a time to not sharing your vidya libraries to not saving a penny.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wow turns out he had to charge it despite sayin he didn't think that was the issue. Just continued to not think that and impulsively buy a new ELITE 2 CONTROLLER and scrap this one like it was a cheap ass madcatz controller from the 2000s.
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This fuckin dude is an idiot. Makes you think the printer isn't broken either. He's just guilting people into tipping more for shit thats not even broken.

Well, you see...

Troubleshooting before impulse buying an expensive tech is for the poor people, the destitute. You probably didnt get the memo but DSP is not poor.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Because his arms get sore and it's exhausting. No seriously, he recently said that, that sitting on his ass playing videogames poorly is exhausting with MKB.
Now to be fair, with his sissy little arms, I can believe that moving a mouse for an hour can be too much physical activity. I still refuse to believe just how noodle-armed this fat polack is. Every time he stretches he has absolutely zero mass in those arms. How can you have floppy moobs but also noodle arms? It's just unreal.

I do remember it not even being a new "complaint" by him. Back when he played Hotline Miami he would cry about his right arm hurting from clicking too much.

He was talking about how Kat's playing the demo of Truck Simulator before she decides if she'll buy it or not. Like it doesn't even occur to him or her that he can just share every single game he has with her. Let's just buy 2 copies instead.

Implying these two winners would know how to set up Steam family sharing

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

He has really embraced the Hateful Slurs since his return to YT streaming.

And somehow no N word. The worst I've seen him say is "pussy" or "retard". The latter is as serious as straight up N word anyways so it makes up.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I do remember it not even being a new "complaint" by him. Back when he played Hotline Miami he would cry about his right arm hurting from clicking too much.


Implying these two winners would know how to set up Steam family sharing

Big ups to my friends brother who is in the family sharing with the boys and buys every single fucking game that comes out

I hope we get a good prestream tomorrow with barely hitting the goal on the first stream and no goal on the second one. Time for another "social experiment" cope segment.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

 

[Love Is Blue]

Back when he played Hotline Miami he would cry about his right arm hurting from clicking too much.

Jaha should've beat this faggot to death

 

[BlastMonk]

Hits his controller, smashes in on the desk. Then wonders why its not working properly. No troubleshooting or trying to fix it, and loads of dead air. This guy is dumber than a caveman