Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Criminal]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

Bitch boy's ass better be down at the police station making a report.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Bitch boy's ass better be down at the police station making a report.

Well, his buddy Branca has pretty strong opinions about how long it should take you to make a police report. Usually doesn’t approve of people running their mouth or filing lawsuits but never made a police report.

 

[thebigdream]

Bitch boy's ass better be down at the police station making a report.

It's sitting right on top of Russel Greer's RO request.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So he noticed whole bottles of alcohol going missing from a household containing five children and did nothing to investigate, nor did his children feel comfortable telling him about this blatantly abusive behaviour. We're meant to believe that the nanny was careless and cruel, despite the Rekieta household going to absolute shit the moment she left, and despite Nick only bringing it up once it became the new convenient way to explain away his troubles. How funny and weird. This will definitely beat the neglectful father allegations.

Nick doesn’t make logical choices and his reasoning is for shit. People trying to empathize with his decision-making need to drink a handle of bourbon and then perform a DIY self-lobotomy before they can begin to put themselves in his faggy shoes.

Also I can't be the only one seeing the hidden implication that she may have been responsible for the coke. It's kind of like he's saying out of the corner of his mouth, "well if she was giving the children alcohol..." I expect she'll be the next target of his allegations now that the police officer, Aaron, coke fairy, Ronald McDonald and the Pope stories didn't stick.

Randazza is earning every penny of that retainer.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Those kids are either going to be deeply scarred or absolute monsters when they grow up.

When his youngest is arrested for beating someone to death with a Balldo during a coke fueled bender, the psychologists interviewing them are going to be in for a real treat.

 

[Stiffy]

Perhaps Mr. Roberts would be interested in taking an easy local defamation case against a convicted skeletal faggot who can't ever keep his mouth shut named Nick Rekieta?

One think I know about pathological narcissists is that they assign value to objects differently than normal people. For instance one of Nick's prized bottles of whiskey might hold more value to him than one of his own kids. His favorite coffee cup might be more precious to him than his wife. If it broke he might grieve over it for days, but if Kayla got sick he'd ghost her in some way because it's an inconvenience.
Narcissists love material possessions more than humans. Never invite them into your home without watching them carefully because they might steal something actually believing they are more entitled to it than you!

 

[Fapcop]

Nick doesn’t make logical choices and his reasoning is for shit. People trying to empathize with his decision-making need to drink a handle of bourbon and then perform a DIY self-lobotomy before they can begin to put themselves in his faggy shoes.

So his nanny, who drives the kids around and watches the Rekieta spawn every day, have been getting into his liquor and drinking on the job? And instead of firing her, and possibly reporting her to the police for endangering his kids, Nick pulled her aside and went: “THAT LIQUOR IS REALLY EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW! PLEASE BUY YOUR OWN SHITTY CHEAP STUFF!”

I love how he doesn’t stop to think how horrible that makes him look, lmao!

Nick is turning into a live action version of a TV sketch featuring an asshole millionaire going:

“Oh wowza, I accidentally drove into a a kindergarten crossing the street the other day!”

“Oh no, that’s terrible!”

“I know! Fortunately the insurance covered the bodywork damage!”

 

[arc minsk]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BALLDO MAN PUT ON HIS BEST TANK TOP WIFEBEATER TO WOO THE TWO DRAMA SHREWS NOBODY HAD EVER HEARD OF BEFORE.

this guy thinks he's a fucking sex symbol sex idol. he fucked a youtube cohost (lost his 2nd virginity) at 42 and thought he was mick jagger

this is going to change the entire internet perspective. he should have done it in his kitchen where he makes boxed pasta so they can know he's a guy who really loves to eat food too because he's a food guy who is strong and does food stuff about food.

 

[Farmer9876]

He's back to the part of the cycle where he stays up till 3AM and replies to one-follower accounts with the most basic copes imaginable.

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What a cope

 

[Kheapathic]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

Oh shit, I didn't know he made accusations. First, as someone who's had to look after young kids before; no way in hell would you pay to get them hyper. She allegedly paid one of Nick's daughters and the daughter's friend $75 a piece, to chug two Monsters? Nigger, even if your big brain idea is to induce a sugar crash to get them to pass out; you do not fucking want young kids to be hyper, because you're not gonna be able to keep up or restrain them, and you're going to suffer for it. Second of all, thinking someone else was stealing your alcohol, and you said something to the person you thought it was? How many other people are accessing your house when you're not looking? Also, they make these things colloquially called "Nanny cams." Pretty much hidden cameras to spy on people like Nannies, in case they might be doing something you don't want them to do. Was that too fucking difficult for you to do? You were an absentee parent, you and your non-working wife.

 

[Fapcop]

Also I can't be the only one seeing the hidden implication that she may have been responsible for the coke. It's kind of like he's saying out of the corner of his mouth, "well if she was giving the children alcohol..." I expect she'll be the next target of his allegations now that the police officer, Aaron, coke fairy, Ronald McDonald and the Pope stories didn't stick.

The totally transparent guilt shifting here is what Nick thinks is a plan so clever you can brush your teeth with it.

A few weeks ago Nick talked about “being betrayed” by someone close to him, implying that one of the people reporting on him/cooperating with police was the nanny.

I then said that we will know soon enough if it was the nanny, because Nick would start shit talking her and “implying” all sorts of malfeasance, like a bitch bottom average narc is likely to.

I take this as confirmation.

But yeah sure. A lowly paid narc spent 150$ of her wages to see two kids down an energy drink. Surely that happened.

And Nick would never lie about the Christian nanny giving two preteen kids alcohol, no siree!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

How will all of you lovely folks be celebrating the release of the body cam footage? Tailgating pre game with a firework finale? Renting a screen at a local theatre? Or maybe just sharing the experience with loved ones at home??

 

[Major]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

Another lawsuit loss incoming for sticky Nicky. Wonder if Kurt can act as the nanny's lawyer. He's only got the one house left to pay for the damages

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She allegedly paid one of Nick's daughters and the daughter's friend $75 a piece, to chug two Monsters?

Is Nick aware that children lie as part of their normal development and also lie even more when their parents neglect them?

There’s no fucking way the nanny did this.

 

[arc minsk]

How will all of you lovely folks be celebrating the release of the body cam footage? Tailgating pre game with a firework finale? Renting a screen at a local theatre? Or maybe just sharing the experience with loved ones at home??

what are the chances that rekieta tries to livestream it at the same time with a copecast. that's some tier 1 lolcow shit

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Nick implied this into existence with Josh and believed it of Montegraph. How is that going?

Nick has always made shaded commentary about people. It was just that in the past, the chat was on his side and was not too critical.



What could this be? Who would visit their home? Local in-laws probably hate them. I have to assume this was a euphemism for sickness or something...

ETA: Nick explains his mirror pictures:

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This man has to be the most cooked cunt I've ever seen. How has he broiled his brain so much that he not only sends out nude pictures but he then tries to justify them?

Just stop fucking explaining everything, you don't owe anybody explanations for every single thing in your life just because they asked. He makes me so mad by wilfully being this dumb.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Didn't he float this trial balloon a while ago?

He tried, but the balloon was heavier than air.

 

[Kheapathic]

Is Nick aware that children lie as part of their normal development and also lie even more when their parents neglect them?

There’s no fucking way the nanny did this.

What's even more amazing, let's say Nick goes to the cops and the process plays out; I doubt that will happen, because he lies, but let's just pretend it does. Nick now not only has to get his daughter grilled, but now the daughter's friend as well. Does Nick know what happens when kids get that "Oh shit, I'm in trouble" and not just trouble, but big adult trouble? He has no idea what his retardation is when taking to the logical extreme. Now, because I know not all care givers are pure people; nannies are quicker to give children benadryl or something else to knock them out. They want their ward to be down and out; not chugging the human equivalent of jet fuel.

 

[Cad an Hell]

How will all of you lovely folks be celebrating the release of the body cam footage? Tailgating pre game with a firework finale? Renting a screen at a local theatre? Or maybe just sharing the experience with loved ones at home??

I’ll be ordering a nice pizza of course.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

what are the chances that rekieta tries to livestream it at the same time with a copecast. that's some tier 1 lolcow shit

I think he is gonna call all the jannies into the eagles nest/balldo bunker in an effort to limit its reach by getting it flagged off of youtube. I also think he may even attempt to have it removed from, rumble by using his contacts at rumble. He is 100% going to sumbit privacy requests everywhere that he can.