The right wing candidate lost by only 800k votes, 50 vs 49%, this after their first round of elections being anulled in december, and the chief of french intelligence trying to bully Durov, who was kidnapped for a few days in france last year until he gave french intelligence access to telegram, ordering him yesterday to ban all right wing romanian telegram channels.
It would if it were true! Assume he has been swatted (fatly) 50 times in the 5 past five years (he claims the first instance was in May 2020). That means he's swatted roughly once in every 37 days! If he only has bookings 5% of the time, that's 90 bookings in the same time.
I did a bit of napkin math way earlier in the thread, looking only at the time frame of when we absolutely knew the airbnb was active and also significantly trimming the number of SWATs to account for days when there were supposedly multiple in a day, rounding either up or down with every variable to whatever was most favorable to patrick, I think I might have used 15% as my booking estimate just based on the sheer number of reviews and how many days those reviews mentioned staying. I got, with all factors as reasonably in favor of patrick's story as I could make them, a 1% chance that purely random SWAT calls would just "happen" to miss the days he's booked. Lower if you don't give patrick the benefit of the doubt on some of the less known variables.
I mean, no one has confirmed that Rick hasn't been swatted on those dates. He likely has. It just doesn't entail anything more than a couple officers knocking on the door and asking if everything's ok. Unless the Pigman himself decides to make a scene, that's simply where it ends. If any guests are at home, they might not even notice or give it any thought.
Sure, so those are the two alternatives: the pigman is swatting himself, or no one is and the cops are just leaving a business card without even knocking, as Patrick himself (fat, btw) revealed (also stupid).
What if he's simply huffing his farts because as he reclines on the fart couch, he's so fat now that he couldn't hope to move quickly enough to escape them (and his diet likely makes him incredibly gassy)?
I submit that Pat's mere existence is proof that God has a sense of humor.
It's an affected accent that is specifically used to mark yourself as part of "the in-group" similar to how the British have a specific upper class accent across England, Wales, Scotland and even Ireland, only more hoodish. Basically it only exists to mark themselves apart. Occasionally you'll get a politician talking in it to try and seem like "one of them" - AOC, Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are very blatant with it, with AOC also often using a affected sassy latina accent that is blatantly fake.
Like fags?
Exactly like the "lispy queer" / "flowery fag" way of talking, actually. That's why it's so obvious that Fatrick is a fag - he constantly talks with the gay accent.
He is Rick the drug sniffing pig. That would explain how he tracks down his pepperoni ingredients.
He unironically talks like james charles
Each month, millions of people get the impression that I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits. Lower your tone when
Oh no, with all these blacks after him recently, I hope Pat doesn't accidentally pull a J.C's "hey sisters!
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How many times has he been swatted in total and how many days has his airbnb been booked for over the same period. You could then calculate if both things occur randomly what the chance of no swattings ever being on a booked airbnb day are. This obviously doesn't factor in things like people booking airbnb more often on weekends or around specific holidays etc but it would be fun to see how crazy the probability is. If the number is below 0.03% for example then you can pretty confidently say he's the man behind the swats.
