People Who Look Like Trannies, But Aren't Actually Trannies - We can *generally* always tell.

[Oliver Onions]

Off the top of my head...

Brian Molko of the band Placebo. I think he did used to do some crossdressing while performing and claims to be bisexual but as far as I'm aware he's not into any of the gender shit. His voice is also kind of poonerish. (Placebo are still great though.)

Celia Imrie is basically British Jamie Lee Curtis in that she's a great actress but also kind of dudeish.

Probably the least known of my nominations (but most translike) is former Olympic athlete Fatima Whitbread. I had the hardest time choosing a photo of her because I really couldn't tell if some of the results had been shooped to make her look more trans. I don't know if she ever juiced but it's clear that her athletic regime gave her a similar build to the female bodybuilders who almost accidentally transition.

 

[Chongqing]

My husband likes this band, Cryogeyser. I can't tell if the singer is a troon or just a junkie. Look at the smirk!View attachment 7376606

The singer thinks he's trans.

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

Almost all goths and emos from the past had this effect, either suffering from Marilyn Manson syndrome or they were infected with a serious case of gayface. But I'm going to single out Psyclon Nine's "Nero Bellum" in particular because they looked AND sounded androgynous to the point it was hard to tell if they were a hardgay looking guy or a skinny-butch dyke I wouldn't have sex with. Judge for yourself... Hearing their vocals wouldn't help much.



Not a real person per say, but Cage from Longlegs (2024) is the most trans I've ever seen an actor look. Humorously the troon community seemed to agree, enough so that they declared it a transphobic stereotype.

 

[Neil]

Rhea Ripley is a fully biological woman but she has some of the most mannish angles imaginable. I dunno if it's because of her droopy nose or big cheekbones. Or maybe whatever makeup they have her wear in the ring?

 

[Paper Machete]

Women with strong features desperately need to stay away from heavy makeup, it makes them look like a guy in drag.

The strong eyebrow trend is also godawful and does most of the lifting for that one girl. A lot of these are just unfortunate styling choices.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

Elderly woman on a court cam clip gave me Kevin Spacey vibes today. Wait, does this even count or is she accidentally passing?

 

[CobraPlissken]

The band's music is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I was convinced for the longest time that the singer from Spiritbox is trans, she isn't, she is just manish looking
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Courtney LaPlante made my troondar ping too, but yeah she's just a mannish woman (and a girlcock sucker).

Another one is actress Dale Dickey:

 

[Xanthe]

This is a youtuber/Netflix crafter named Christine McConnell. There was an internet rumor that Christine was trans, with some claiming to know Christine from high school pre-transition. This could also be a woman with plastic surgery and Marfan Syndrome. Oddly enough, I've known three women in my life with that condition. Christine denies being trans.

 

[Caesar]

Brian Molko of the band Placebo. I think he did used to do some crossdressing while performing and claims to be bisexual but as far as I'm aware he's not into any of the gender shit. His voice is also kind of poonerish. (Placebo are still great though.)

If you cover his nose and upper lip he's a lot more androgynous but when you got the middle of his face he's pretty obviously male. Cover the muddle of his face with your finger though and yeah could be a lady

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I had to look her name up but Dot-Marie Jones made a career appearing on shows as an almost comically masculine woman back in the 90's and 2000's.

Dot-Marie has been in a lot, but my favorite role by her is that of Rosengurtle Baumgartner in Troy Duffy’s Boondock Saints.

She appears right at the beginning of the film. It is her only appearance. Both the dialogue and her delivery are weird as fuck, and it’s how I knew from the first ~30 seconds why Boondock Saints has the legacy it does. Just baffling.

See her uncanny performance for yourself:

 

[Xanthe]

Dot-Marie has been in a lot, but my favorite role by her is that of Rosengurtle Baumgartner in Troy Duffy’s Boondock Saints.

She appears right at the beginning of the film. It is her only appearance. Both the dialogue and her delivery are weird as fuck, and it’s how I knew from the first ~30 seconds why Boondock Saints has the legacy it does. Just baffling.

See her uncanny performance for yourself:

Damn that is a masculine frame. Hopefully she's a turbo butch lesbian entirely comfortable and happy like that. I'll bet she is, actually.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Damn that is a masculine frame. Hopefully she's a turbo butch lesbian entirely comfortable and happy like that. I'll bet she is, actually.

She has a wife, so I'm assuming she's living her happiest turbo lesbo life.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If you cover his nose and upper lip he's a lot more androgynous but when you got the middle of his face he's pretty obviously male. Cover the muddle of his face with your finger though and yeah could be a lady

Yeah I was suggesting he looks like an AGP MTF, he has the similar twink-in-denial look of guys like Dylan Mulvaney.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I was actually watching some true crime content on YouTube the other night and I thought of another one. The YouTube Shooter.



When the news first broke, a lot of people were saying 'tranny' and, to be fair, mass shootings are a very male dominated field (and carrying out a mass shooting after YouTube demonetises your videos does seem like a very moidy thing to do). She wasn't a tranny, though, she was just Iranian.

 

[stupid frog]

This is a youtuber/Netflix crafter named Christine McConnell. There was an internet rumor that Christine was trans, with some claiming to know Christine from high school pre-transition. This could also be a woman with plastic surgery and Marfan Syndrome. Oddly enough, I've known three women in my life with that condition. Christine denies being trans.
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It's a man, search their name in the Tranny Sideshow.

 

[Caesar]

Yeah I was suggesting he looks like an AGP MTF, he has the similar twink-in-denial look of guys like Dylan Mulvaney.

Yeah I see that. If you cover that bit of his face he does have some feminine features though - but as usual the whole picture would betray him

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was actually watching some true crime content on YouTube the other night and I thought of another one. The YouTube Shooter.

She looks like a police photofit of Paul Stanley.

Extremely masculine jawline for a natal woman, but that seems pretty common of sand people (maybe that's the real reason all the women are forced to wear burkas).

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

She wasn't a tranny, though, she was just Iranian.

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youtuber/Netflix crafter named Christine McConnell.

I dunno if we're dealing with a woman.. I'm sensing a suspicious narrative here.

This is dangerously close to Philosophy Tube territory, but I apologize if Christine really is cis.



[edit]

It's a man, search their name in the Tranny Sideshow.

Search gave nothing conclusive, link it you neighbor

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I dunno if we're dealing with a woman.. I'm sensing a suspicious narrative here.

This is dangerously close to Philosophy Tube territory, but I apologize if Christine really is cis.



[edit]
Search gave nothing conclusive, link it you neighbor

There's a lot of interesting stuff, if you go digging for it...

Christine McConnell - Youtube
Apparently there is also a show on netflix.

This guy tried to convince reddit he isn't a tranny. It's really obvious by the huge hands, horse face, and gay voice that he's an HSTS.

Denial and archive
I can't recapture the comment unfortunately but the context is there.

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The square shoulder (usually hidden by hair a la Blaire White) and hand; Standing next to Tim Burton, who is 6 feet tall. I rest my case.

So, can we dispel the notion that passing flawlessly is a thing yet?

Mark Christopher Trent
DOB July 29, 1981, same dob Christine uses
Mother is Kathryn Massey Evers, again same as Christine. She married John Evers two years after Mark’s birth.

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Brini Maxwell, a drag performer, used to have a most delightful Martha Stewart-esque show in the early 2000s. There was no mistaking Brini for a woman, but her show was very entertaining with style to spare. Today seems regressive in comparison, because now a guy like Christine has to pretend to not be a female impersonator (which he totally is).

A lot of them get a thrill out of being "stealth." Frequently on reddit they avow that they'll be undetectable after getting the chop, and dedicate a lot of time to making that come true.



Plus, Mcconnell seemed to jump onto the scene fully formed. No back story, no employment history other than being "a photographer." Most domestic goddess types either have a blog where they show successes and failures (like Smitten Kitchen) work in restaurants or catering (Martha Stewart) or share stories of the origins of their craftiness (Amy Sedaris.)

His backstory is that he dropped out of high school and worked as a secretary, later teaching himself how to craft and bake from YouTube tutorials.

A middle class white girl dropping out of high school? Not unheard of but certainly peculiar for their nice little California town. Now a gay boy dropping out, middle class or no, would’ve been more common in the 90s because LGBT students didn’t have the same protections against bullying and harassment as they do now.

The years between 1999 and 2008 are pretty much blank but I’ll bet he was doing drag in some capacity.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

She has a wife, so I'm assuming she's living her happiest turbo lesbo life.

Wife is wholesome looking too:


It's a sign of the times when a bull dyke can find chooses a more feminine wife than Anisa's husband.

[edit]

WAIT WAIT WAIT five pages and the dumpy cunt hasn't been mentioned yet?! I'll just peruse @CharcoalChkn's pfp:

he has the similar twink-in-denial look of guys like Dylan Mulvaney.

I swear whenever I see that name my first thought is "wasn't that some school shooter"?

Quickly googled that there are two school shooters in recent history named Dylan, plus Dylann Roof who shot up a church.