Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen pretends she blocks and moves on when someone doesn't like her instead of filing dmca complaints.

Ellen accuses us of rape or something.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

A rare women that King Cobra JFS is too good for.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I think she’ll redo her porn comic of her fucking the pool boy but instead of her husband walking in it’s a slobber mutt walking in.

 

[Ericson]

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She made another comic of her cucking her husband? dear god, both of them need some sense knocked into them the fact that her whoring herself out on the internet via cartoon and real porn for everyone to see. it only takes one kid at any of her children's schools to find her onlyfans or worse, this thread.

 

[Hweeks]

That band makes terrible music.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I can't believe that she thinks this DMCA takedown will go any better than it went with Based if True.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I can't believe that she thinks this DMCA takedown will go any better than it went with Based if True.

I can’t believe she still has her personal Facebook open after we used it to find where she makes her porn she lives.

Edit: nvm on the porn thing. She does that while she’s vacationing with her family.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

she makes her porn she lives.

Edit: nvm on the porn thing. She does that while she’s vacationing with her family.

Por que no los dos? Observe the headrest.

Spoiler: NSFW

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[IKOL]

Pizzacake is spiritually fat ugly man with enormous unhinged ego, a physical cumbucket that I DO NOT recommend to have sex with,

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

We're not sharty, no one here is threatening you. Go threaten other sites with DMCA because it doesn't work here.

BTW you're an awful mother. Maybe you should do porn under another name if you don't want people irl to know about it.

Actually you should change your name because your lolcow stock is rising.

Edit:
Checked the context. This guy is going to get banned.

 

[Activelo]

Thank you for sending that DMCA and introducing me to your thread, Ellen.

On a related note, someone on the snark subreddit mentioned that she didn't post on /r/comics for a whole week.

She sees this and decides to repost the three day old "I don't owe you an audience" comic as a "reminder", apparently outside of her usual timeframe

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Actually you should change your name because your lolcow stock is rising.

She's already in the running for female cow of the year and she's going for the win.
Almost like we wouldn't have your nudes Ellen if you didn't plaster them under the same name as your retarded political comics.

Actually you should change your name because your lolcow stock is rising.

I don't think that will help at this point and I don't think she'll do it. I mean, her personal facebook is still open for anyone to view and this is after we used her personal facebook to confirm her address over a week ago. Classic lolcow behaviour.

She sees this and decides to repost the three day old

Classic Ellen reusing art.

 

[Marche]

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We're not sharty, no one here is threatening you. Go threaten other sites with DMCA because it doesn't work here.

BTW you're an awful mother. Maybe you should do porn under another name if you don't want people irl to know about it.

Actually you should change your name because your lolcow stock is rising.

Edit:
Checked the context. This guy is going to get banned.
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"posting my nudes"
She saying this like its revenge porn and not just nudes she is taking herself and posting online

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Imagine being Canadian and thinking you get a political opinion lol.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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Liar.

Uhhhhh why would you, as a natal woman, willingly admit people often think you're a man with makeup on

 

[malformed bricks]

it baffles me how thin this woman's skin is, her ego is so monstrous yet so sensitive

 

[FroonHRTSlammer]

She made another comic of her cucking her husband?

I 100% without a shadow of a doubt believe that her husband is the one asking for those comics.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Por que no los dos? Observe the headrest.

I 100% without a shadow of a doubt believe that her husband is the one asking for those comics.

This is the behaviour of a woman who desperately misses the male gaze.

Lady. You're old now. You're supposed to stop pining for attention after you have kids because you've picked a man and no longer need to go on advertising. If you fucked up, then you fucked up. But your only hope is to slam that transmission in reverse and cover yourself from ankle to neck in fine clothes to make up for your fridge-on-twigs body.

 

[Lone Star]

Ellen is an ugly old hag and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Castoreum]

I just found this thread. Hello, Kiwis.

I browse Reddit w/out an account. I was wondering why I saw Pizzacake on the frontpage constantly, but I generally ignore retards like her. Now it makes sense.

I had no idea she did porn until discovering this thread last night (since I only look at Patreons of good artists). But it makes sense. She wears her insecurity and fear of irrelevancy on her sleeve and made her entire identity based on popular Reddit opinions. Like... I'd give her the benefit of the doubt that this is some "seize unclaimed territory" business strategy, but she does not display that level of intelligence. There is no forward-thinking in her online persona or art. Almost kinda sad.

Anyway, Pizzacake's comics are stupid and her art is ugly.

I pray to God her kids don't have to deal with any fallout brought about by her retardation.