Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
She's working for an attorney or a law firm. If she is any good, why wouldn't they go after him, even if it is pro bono?
We will have to wait and see what happens. She might have seen first hand that lawsuits are emotionally draining and the firm could be advising her since you aren’t being fired or losing job opportunities due to it, it really isn’t worth drawing attention to it by suing, maybe?
 

Am I mishearing, or is he quite literally suggesting that this was all part of a grand conspiracy to place his children in foster care?
The last 10 seconds of this. "Prove it. HOW?"

Hey, Rekieta, the daughter's hair is still VERY long, and it certainly was when you got custody back. From what I can tell from @AltisticRight's exhaustive reporting on research on the matter, the metabolites (or lack thereof) fade over time but will still show up, or won't, in testing 6 months out.

Nick could have easily gotten a test when he got "custody" back. (We're still unclear on the details of said custody.)

Scientifically accepted or not, there is an ACTUAL narrative Nick could have constructed if it came back clean from a respected lab even 6 months out. He didn't even do this. Why? Because she fucking tested positive for legitimate criminal reasons and he knows it.

This cope is so disingenuous.
 
WTF does Aaron have to do with this? I mean other than MAPton's weird obsession with him. Aaron wasn't talked to prior to the arrest by authorities. Certainly, Aaron is named in the warrant, but it was as the other half of the Qover (along with April). The supplemental doesn't include Aaron either, and Aaron's own report is he was talked to by police after the arrest. I know Nick has the "Aaron snitched!" crusade going on, and perhaps he did after the arrest (well ok, he sang like a bird, certainly on the Kino Casino). But he wasn't part of the initial investigation and reporting the led up to the arrest.
The Dabbleverse cope is because the officer said he watched Aaron's show after getting other reports that's the same as Aaron snitching.
 
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She's working for an attorney or a law firm. If she is any good, why wouldn't they go after him, even if it is pro bono?
I think Skelly only said "the nanny." He would deny that he referred to any specific nanny.

I suspect it's also why he won't file a police report. He wants his lies to be ambiguous. "I never said that" is his go-to, trademarked phrase.
 
"Oh. You're talking about me!" Such gay performative retardation.
He's high and seething. Wonder why Nick's so on edge today.

He's backing down and saying "it was just a sip of whiteclaw which is like something you'd do in the 80s, but we'd never do that!" (Lol)

He reveals that the nanny was interviewed by the cops about Nick, which is probably the actual reason he's seething, giving her full name out, and defaming her.

Claims there was a CPS report someone did against her in February.
 
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He has been slow baking the Nanny stuff since the arrest with the initial "You don't know what people bring into your house".
Watch him all of a sudden start low key start about Drex or Kurt around his kids next.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

Very similar catty homosexual behaviour to Aaron leaving the Polycule, so it's safe to assume there was at least an attempt to groom the Nanny and she refused.
 
These are like sub 100 follower accounts. Why does he care so much
Becasue he have to fight, and fighting with nobadies while he's "Nick Baldo Rakieta" gives him edge, he doesnt have Aaron nor April to fuck and have control there, so whats left for him but X sperging out.
Cute. Did he try to bring her into the Qover, too?
If thas her, you can bet all baldos in the world that he tried, damn there,s probably really embarasing story there that might come out if she got pissed by baldowashing retards, that would be really funny to see his reeling on someone who was working directly under him.
 
How does one not get MATI watching the Rekeita train wreck? It’s got all of my most hated aspects in this story. Child abuse, destruction of a family, neglect of a spouse, hedonism, blasphemy, it’s got it all.

Maybe I would’ve felt the same way about Ralph’s story but I would describe Ralph as being of no threat to anybody. Ralph is a clown. His antics only serve to harm himself most of all and I feel that he’s (mostly) harmless.

With Rekeita, he’s got all of Ralph’s worst aspects but also a family of 5 children that are mixed up in this. His in-laws are worried. His community despises him. His church tried to help. It’s a powder keg in Spicer, Minnesota and Racket’s nose is the spark.

I dunno, watching the downfall of Crackeita is just sad and infuriating to me. Fucking sucks man.
 
Becasue he have to fight, and fighting with nobadies while he's "Nick Baldo Rakieta" gives him edge, he doesnt have Aaron nor April to fuck and have control there, so whats left for him but X sperging out.

If thas her, you can bet all baldos in the world that he tried, damn there,s probably really embarasing story there that might come out if she got pissed by baldowashing retards, that would be really funny to see his reeling on someone who was working directly under him.
Nick is very affected by the opinion of women, also given his past ridiculous nonsense over nothing, more than likely she just ghosted them and warned her friends to stay well away from the Rekietas. Perhaps even participating in the Intervention with his Sister-Inlaw (which I think was nick's "worst day ever").
 
I wasn't around for Chris Chan. How did peak era CWC compare to him?
Chris needed constant, what would by today's standards be called, "gayops" in order to be truly entertaining(Miscreants, Bluespike, his various "girlfriends", Alec Benson Leary ect.). There were exceptions, like his famous attraction sign debacle, but usually he needed a bit of prodding from outside sources to truly be funny.
Nick is a one man circus, his worst "troll" would be Aaron on account of him being a slightly less pathetic and more functional cuck than Nick, but most of the milk comes from Nicky himself, of his own volition. Granted, Nick is fueled by alcohol, sex and drugs so he's a bit more volatile than Chris, who is only fueled by McDonalds, Fanta and his own jizz.
That said, the "grand finale" for Nick(his arrest and probation) did come much quicker than Chris'(him fucking his mom and going to prison) so Nick is definitely going thru the paces at a breakneck speed compared to Chris. I don't think there is that much similarities between the two, but both of them DID put on the Sonichu medallion at one point, so you never know what's in store for Nick. I think the biggest difference is that Nick used to be respected, so his fall was much more dramatic. Chris was a minor village idiot at worst before he was found by the internet and was never really anything but that.
How does one not get MATI watching the Rekeita train wreck? It’s got all of my most hated aspects in this story. Child abuse, destruction of a family, neglect of a spouse, hedonism, blasphemy, it’s got it all.

Maybe I would’ve felt the same way about Ralph’s story but I would describe Ralph as being of no threat to anybody. Ralph is a clown. His antics only serve to harm himself most of all and I feel that he’s (mostly) harmless.

With Rekeita, he’s got all of Ralph’s worst aspects but also a family of 5 children that are mixed up in this. His in-laws are worried. His community despises him. His church tried to help. It’s a powder keg in Spicer, Minnesota and Racket’s nose is the spark.

I dunno, watching the downfall of Crackeita is just sad and infuriating to me. Fucking sucks man.
He's under constant watch so nothing more can really happen to him, his wife or his kids. His reputation and life is also ruined, so there is nothing to really get upset over anymore, he got what he deserved and it's funnier to just laugh at this limp dick lolcow(of the year).
 
"Oh. You're talking about me!" Such gay performative retardation.
He's high and seething. Wonder why Nick's so on edge today.

He's backing down and saying "it was just a sip of whiteclaw which is like something you'd do in the 80s, but we'd never do that!" (Lol)

He reveals that the nanny was interviewed by the cops about Nick, which is probably the actual reason he's seething, giving her full name out, and defaming her.
oh my gawd. I don’t want anyone to harass but what does he think there is a potential of happening???
 
Randomly checking in on Nick's stream to find an empty chair and a "Micro-peen" counter scrolling. This is around 11:40 a.m. CST or Minnesota time.

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"Oh. You're talking about me!" Such gay performative retardation.
He's high and seething. Wonder why Nick's so on edge today.

He's backing down and saying "it was just a sip of whiteclaw which is like something you'd do in the 80s, but we'd never do that!" (Lol)

He reveals that the nanny was interviewed by the cops about Nick, which is probably the actual reason he's seething, giving her full name out, and defaming her.

Claims there was a CPS report someone did against her in February.
I love how Rugieta and Kayla wouldn't give their children alcohol, but the then 8 year old testing hot for cocaine is no big deal.
 
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