Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I hope we get live from the court room updates on Boss and how his parents stop showing up to hearings again.

It really adds to the pathos.

 

[evilsponge]

We're gonna experience possibly the biggest crack binge boss has done yet if we're really staring down 3-5 years of forced sobriety.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope we get live from the court room updates on Boss and how his parents stop showing up to hearings again.

It really adds to the pathos.

Supporting your son while he faces the consequences of his addiction is a lot harder than driving him to go buy crack when his dealer is unable to deliver it.

 

[The sticky sock]

We're gonna experience possibly the biggest crack binge boss has done yet if we're really staring down 3-5 years of forced sobriety.

Austin has been sober for MONTHS it's the police that rubbed that crack in Bossman's hair, we've seen this happen before!

Supporting your son while he faces the consequences of his addiction is a lot harder than driving him to go buy crack when his dealer is unable to deliver it.

Driving your kids around is a lot of work, maybe if Ratdad would juice his son maybe he would get the respect he deserves.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

He's thinking about turning himself in because Shuffle washed him.
Ratdad is just a fucking Oblivion NPC city guard to him
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SON, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, your black friend is parked out front, can you make him go away please?

Bossman's jaw swelling is starting to make him look like a product of the Oblivion character creator.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

 

[KingFrampt]

Why the fuck is he sitting at home! RUN NIGGA GO TO KENSINGTON!

 

[Love Is Blue]

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first lawyer that's gonna get paid in factory new dragon lores

 

[break these cuffs]

first lawyer that's gonna get paid in factory new dragon lores

Why the fuck would Bossman waste money on something like a lawyer when Bossmom can just pay them?

 

[An YTMND User]

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The lawyer in question will probably just spam yell the judge with ''OH MRS JUDGE OHHHHHHH MRS JUDGE DTPN DTPN DTPN!!'' and if you ask me, it's a pretty solid defense.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Porscha will squirt. I really hope he hired her

 

[Barbenheimer]

If this lawyer can get Austin off after he posts pictures of crack in his discord, does drugs on camera, and without a doubt violates his probation then I’m moving to VA and having them on speed dial

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Why the fuck would Bossman waste money on something like a lawyer when Bossmom can just pay them?

Your Honor, we're not here to argue whether someone did or did not do any dru-
He did drugs. Here's several hours of footage. Objection sustained.
Your Honor, what I mean to say is that my client didn't know what he was doing was wr-
He knew he was violating, he's been through this song and dance half his life now. He was purposefully flaunting his drug use, and when he knew he was in trouble he became fearful of the consequences. Objection sustained.
Your Honor, Austen is just a product of a lackluster support system, he was never given the opportuni-
He was born into a privileged family in a nice neighborhood with a loving family surrounding him, he naturally gravitated towards criminal elements, drugs and vice despite all efforts to change his course. Objection sustained.
Your Honor, look at my client's face and tell me he's a bad egg.
Judge looks at Austen's haggard, crack addicted face puffy from eating so much, crying and hitting himself. Eyes red from crying, hair unwashed and looks like he just woke up from a 5 day cracknap.
Dammit, I just can't say no to that little punim. All charges dismissed. Bailiff, juice this little rascal on his way out.

 

[KingFrampt]

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Porscha will squirt. I really hope he hired her

Yo hona my client iz innocent and shit nigga

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Yo hona my client iz innocent and shit nigga

Ya hona, can we wrap thiz up, I gotta go get my nail and hair did

 

[Poonocchio]

Yo hona my client iz a good boi an dindu nuffin except *check notes* your mom last night.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I hope we get live from the court room updates on Boss and how his parents stop showing up to hearings again.

It really adds to the pathos.

The amount of shit his parents do to enable him is insane, I don’t even know how Austin’s dad managed to get his mom pregnant since he seems to be lacking a dick and balls…

 

[Poonocchio]

The amount of shit his parents do to enable him is insane, I don’t even know how Austin’s dad managed to get his mom pregnant since he seems to be lacking a dick and balls…

Tough love is tough to do with your children unfortunately.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He needs to use that crypto to buy an RV. Road trip accross the US getting kicked out of Walmart parking lots and dodging lot lizards. The only real obstacle is not being able to call someone up for crack deliveries.

Next season of BMJ on the road and on the lam will be epic and heartbreaking. As he drifts from town to town. Helping locals. Fucking Moms and always staying one step ahead of the Rats

Get ready boys. The hunt begins

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

After being scared by rat-dad knocking on his door to ask a question, twitchbossmanjack loses it all on Shuffle and hates his life bro. He literally jail-baits for more juice before ending the stream. Could this be the last minute of twitchbossmanjack content?

Presented in Crack-o-Vision™

It's that gunk he got on the ceiling, or black mold from a water leak? Kinda looks like it runs either to or from the seam. Maybe the coofing isn't just from the crack, marijuana, and smoking? Is it juice from our collective mothers' squirting? Do I even want to know the answer?