Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
Even if the Nanny thing is true giving a kid alcohol once is a far lesser crime than subjecting them to live in a dirty house with 4 coke addicted adults who don't feed them.
Bare in mind, this is rekieta, who loves to use the logic of a spoiled 4 year old: "nuh-uh. . .I'm still in my room, look my toes are exactly on the edge of the carpet", he went from "I only have sex with my wife" to "we are monogamous as our swinger sex was consensual"

It might be the Nanny gave one of the older children a sip of an alcoholic drink, It might be the Nanny used a bottle of liquor as a part of a joke picture. There is no end to how petty, stupid or stubborn this weak man can be.
 
I wasn't around for Chris Chan. How did peak era CWC compare to him?
If I were to compare him to CWC, this is like 2005-2007 era. The peak of pre-trolling content - all caused by his retarded decision making and autism.

Hopefully we get Nick's own version of Bob Walks In.
 
So I think it's pretty clear at this point the "CPS report on the Nanny" was her getting contacted because of a report at church and finding out that she could be legally liable for the disaster that the house and kids were in and fucking booking it before the hammer dropped.

I didn't even think about her being MNPR but it would fit. Especially for the little ones I'm sure she was more of a mother to those kids than Lady Golum ever was, it probably killed her to be driven out like that.
 
Nanny Issue (from current stream):

I'm taking notes in real time and behind in the thread. This is getting crazy. It needs to be clipped.
  • Daughter told us “in the last couple of weeks” that the nanny gave them alcohol. “To be clear, this is the nanny we had before April… It was a little jarring.”
  • "The nanny is named Chaney Bitzen... I have no desire to protect her identity anymore. Fuck her.”
  • “No, I don’t want folks to harass her, I just don’t care if people know who she is… I do want people to know that she gives people alcohol. I do want people to know that.”
  • “She committed a crime… reported on me… I don’t mind if people hear that she committed a crime… against my children.”
  • “She was one of the people who was interviewed despite not being in the home since mid-February.”
  • “She didn’t disclose this at the time, but there is a February CPS report against her, specifically. We didn’t know about it." *
  • “Thanks, Kandiyohi County, for not informing us…”
*What the fuck is he talking about? Did HE make a report against her?

Clippers, this was about 20 minutes ago in the stream in two separate places where he addressed it.
Just when you think he couldn't possibly make it any worse, Balldo finds a way... :story: :story: :story:

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I hope Chaney makes a million dollars on her lawsuit.
 
And what is it with those two harlots carrying weight for Rekietta? Normally I assume people like that are doing cocaine or hard drugs or swinging.

In the same way that certain middle aged men have sexual tastes that are impenetrable to normal people, the same is true of certain wine moms. Remember, Nick's locals was full of crusty old housewives who liked to flick the bean to the drunken skelly. These two are clearly more of the same.
She's working for an attorney or a law firm. If she is any good, why wouldn't they go after him, even if it is pro bono?

If I'm her, I'm paying a visit to Montagraph's lawyer, Mr Schneider. How much more work would be involved in mounting a second defamation case against Nick? The only thing that would put me off is the possibility that he'll have no assets left when Monty's case is done.
 
Eureka! Nick is currently playing out his obsession with the movie American Beauty.
It's all so clear now. He really thinks he's the Spicer Minnesota version of Kevin Spacey's Lester Burnham character in his narcissistically disordered head. Let's just hope the ending is the same too.

As far as his kid's alleged accusations of his former nanny Christy Kane er.. I mean Chaney Bitzan Holtberg, I believe she rejected his advances, and no one refuses God Balldo.
She gave him a serious narcissistic turning against him, and this is his narc 101 "smear campaign" against her. His kid's statements are tainted because they've been brainwashed like cult members living in that toxic household, and the timing is extremely fishy.
I really hope Kurt, or Sean reach out to this woman and help her start a slander/defamation case against this out of control faggot. This could do serious damage to her, and she needs to not be intimidated, and fight back!
 
Here's Nick again admitting that he lied (big shock) about the coke bullet. He says that "the last place I saw it was in my shorts at Aaron's house." He claims that he "never sat next to kids on the couch". Implies that Aaron took the bullet out of his shorts that were on the floor while Nick was pantsless to frame him. Nick again denies that his bullet (that he obviously wasn't keeping track of if he left it there and went home) could have possibly just fallen out of his pocket while he was fucked off his rocker on coke.

Kill yourself, Nick. I'm serious, it's the best for everyone if you were dead. You're beyond redemption. The rest of your life is going to be hell because you'll never be able to have fun and do drugs again. Kill yourself.
Nick really seems to see himself as in the clear, even with the Sword of Damocles that is jail time hanging over his head, he seems to think so long as he doesn't test positive he can un-repentantly boast and joke about anything he wants. In his endless quest for attention to fuel his already inflated ego he seems to find himself admitting to increasingly heinous actions. I wouldn't be surprised if someday he's (totally not) high/drunk, dropping some kind of revelation like intentionally leaving it out to harm Aaron.

Nick seems obsessed with casting this narrative that he is the victim of a frame job by Aaron, but I'm starting to suspect that's projection and that Nick instead left the coke bullet out to frame Aaron, or possibly worse even, to directly harm Aaron's young child.

For all we know, the "alcohol" she gave Skelly's children were hand sanitiser. This is yet another technically correct skelly faggot word game.
As much as I think it's probable that it's some kind of word game for fun. This seems too outrageous and blatant, I believe he's running from something. I believe there's a chance that one of his kids has been exposed to alcohol, or has been in the past, and this is an attempt to get out ahead of the controversy. He's shown himself to be an blatant liar and manipulator who lied about exposing Aaron's kid to cocaine, it's within his pattern of behavior to have exposed his child to alcohol, and then lie about it.
 
How does one not get MATI watching the Rekeita train wreck?
Look at him now. Look at what Nick hath wrought from "having fun." Look at what a miserable trainwreck he is.

Every post ITT, every two-bit Twitter account who trolls him, every youtuber who makes fun of him, every day he has to make up new tall tales about why it's everybody else's fault, every day he's apart from Aaron and April and drugs and booze, every day he has to share a house with a pill-popping zombie of a wife and 5 kids he loathes...

Each of those is a sledgehammer upon the ego of this narcissistic shitstain. A horrible man is suffering, and has nobody to blame but himself.

How can you look at that and not cackle with Schadenfreude?
 
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Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
- She never had any knowledge of the drug use. "What she did is what she did," and what he did was separate.
- He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
- He has made her new employers aware.
- He can't afford a $90K nanny now.
 
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Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
And he didn't feel like mentioning it until now? How convenient.

The most infuriating thing about Nick is his tall tales. Like all bullshitters, it's insulting how he takes everyone for gullible fools.
 
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Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
- She never had any knowledge of the drug use. "What she did is what she did," and what he did was separate.
- He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
- He has made her new employers aware.
- He can't afford a $90K nanny now.
Here's the superchat which prompted the nanny information

and video.

Buck Master Superchat - Copy.webp


 
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Calling it now: When the bodycam comes out, Nick will claim the nanny was also the housekeeper and the only reason the house is in complete squalor is that she left them high and dry.

Also, recovery requires being in a program of recovery. Nick is just a dry drunk who is also abusing nitrous so, not even clean and sober and not in recovery.
 
HAH! WHAT A NORMIE.
Damn, if only a large group of people warned him that this exact thing would happen if he didn't change his ways and he ignored and mocked them... Oh well!

Calling it now: When the bodycam comes out, Nick will claim the nanny was also the housekeeper and the only reason the house is in complete squalor is that she left them high and dry.

Also, recovery requires being in a program of recovery. Nick is just a dry drunk who is also abusing nitrous so, not even clean and sober and not in recovery.
It's also not recovery when you say "drugs are actually cool and fun, have no real downside, and I wish I could be doing them right now!"
 
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