Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    668
Vibralldo said:
"Oh. You're talking about me!" Such gay performative retardation.
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So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Knowing this, what crime has the nanny actually committed :
a) The kid drank a sip of beer before the nanny caught her and nanny swept the incident under the rug.
b) The kid drank the beer without the nanny knowing, but later claimed in front of Nick that she knew—to avoid getting in trouble with him.
c)The nanny played a prank and gave the kid a drink which she claimed has alcohol(as the kid did not have experience with low proof beer, it worked)
d) Some mitigating detail that he's still holding onto so he can goon, while dragging the nanny's name through the mud.

- My money is on d)
 
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daffodils said:
The nanny who saw him in person several times a week couldn't possibly have noticed what was obvious to thousands of internet gawkers. Neither could his children.
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Nick really seems to think that he was actually really talented at hiding his intoxication and that it wasn't immediately obvious to everyone.
 
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Naaaaaaa said:
So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Knowing this, what crime has the nanny actually committed :
a) The kid drank a sip of beer before the nanny caught her and nanny swept the incident under the rug.
b) The kid drank the beer without the nanny knowing, but later claimed in front of Nick that she knew—to avoid getting in trouble with him.
c)The nanny played a prank and gave the kid a drink which she claimed has alcohol(as the kid did not have experience with low proof beer, it worked)
d) Some mitigating detail that he's still holding onto so he can goon, while dragging the nanny's name through the mud.

- My money is on d)
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He's laying the groundwork to frame the nanny for giving the kid coke.
 
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Melty Butter said:
He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
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Vibralldo said:
It's also not recovery when you say "drugs are actually cool and fun, have no real downside, and I wish I could be doing them right now!"
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Naaaaaaa said:
So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
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Nick would host a high school kegger at the Balldo Bunker to be seen as a "cool" parent. If the nanny actually gave his kid booze, he'd be praising her for it being FUNNY and WEIRD that she had her first beer.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
New clip of Nick defaming and lying about Chaney Bitzen:

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I'm just picturing the nanny handing in her resignation and skelly tossing it on the ground screaming NO you can't do this to ME! :story:

Third World Aristocrat said:
This guy is quite literally lashing out at everyone who’s ever testified against him. Every single one. The level of vindictiveness is starting to rival Ethan Ralph’s.
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nah this is revenge for making him spend extra time with those dam keedz 56b.webp
 
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Melty Butter said:
Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
- She never had any knowledge of the drug use. "What she did is what she did," and what he did was separate.
- He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
- He has made her new employers aware.
- He can't afford a $90K nanny now.
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nick is on a real roll today.

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i can't wait for this cocksucker to OD. holy shit.
 
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I'd be very interested to learn what caused the nanny to "abandon" Nick like an lost puppy. He doesn't directly correlate the nanny's supposed event of drinking at 9am to her quitting.

He doesn't state she was fired because of it. Any normal person would do so. So why did she stay on?

"Kayla, honey, calm down, I know I know, she got sloshed looking after children, but if we get rid of her, we can't go on trip to get you blacked by Jerome!"

By implication, Nick wilfully ignored her alleged alcoholism because it would be inconvenient for his libertine lifestyle. He's only angry now because she beat him to the punch and quit on her terms.
 
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Meat Target said:
Nick would host a high school kegger at the Balldo Bunker to be seen as a "cool" parent. If the nanny actually gave his kid booze, he'd be praising her for it being FUNNY and WEIRD that she had her first beer.
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Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker
 
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Fapcop said:
Why did CPS put him through the wringer in the first place? Geez, could it be because the daughter tested positive for cocaine? They sure as fuck don’t remove kids temporarily because some drugs were found.
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Don't you remember when there were fake CPS calls (a conspiracy you can say) against Ethan Klein... his children weren't taken away for months like with Rekieta...? Really makes you think...
Chirping Smoke Detector said:
HE'S POOR!
HE'S BROKE!
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HE'S NANNY-LESS!
Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
Here's the superchat which prompted the nanny information

and video.

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I'm Nick Rekieta, I'm very upset my alcohol-stealing, alcohol-to-my-child-giving, CPS-report-having, day-drinking nanny abandoned me.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
If I were to compare him to CWC, this is like 2005-2007 era. The peak of pre-trolling content - all caused by his retarded decision making and autism.

Hopefully we get Nick's own version of Bob Walks In.
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Big Bob Rekieta is cuttin' that damn internet right down.

Funny thing is, I imagine Nick would have the same pathetic reaction as Chris did. No eye-contact and weak, barely audible responses.
 
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