Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Knowing this, what crime has the nanny actually committed :
a) The kid drank a sip of beer before the nanny caught her and nanny swept the incident under the rug.
b) The kid drank the beer without the nanny knowing, but later claimed in front of Nick that she knew—to avoid getting in trouble with him.
c)The nanny played a prank and gave the kid a drink which she claimed has alcohol(as the kid did not have experience with low proof beer, it worked)
d) Some mitigating detail that he's still holding onto so he can goon, while dragging the nanny's name through the mud.

- My money is on d)

I'll take E. Nick is the one who gave his daughter whiteclaw in a candlelit room.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
[...]
- He has made her new employers aware.

Rekieta’s story seems to be all over the place, doesn’t it? On one hand, it’s about this terrible nanny who supposedly gave alcohol to his children. Yet, in the same breath, he’s lamenting that she abandoned him. Excuse me—what?

If you were genuinely a concerned father and that accusation were true, you’d probably be relieved she disappeared as quickly as possible—not lamenting her departure.

And as for contacting her employers about this obvious lie... What a fucking pile of human trash.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

New clip of Nick defaming and lying about Chaney Bitzen:

Nick: how could we know when it happened when we weren’t there?
Also Nick: She called us drunk while we were at a convention. But it is okay b/c my oldest son can hold down the fort.

What dumb ass wants a drunk woman around their 17 year old son when another responsible adult isn’t around? Anything could have happened. I don’t know anyone who would have not fired her ass right then and there. Called the grandparents and been like we need you to go over to the house and tell the nanny you are taking over. She has been drinking on the job. We are on our way home. Be there as soon as we can.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Big Bob Rekieta is cuttin' that damn internet right down.

Funny thing is, I imagine Nick would have the same pathetic reaction as Chris did. No eye-contact and weak, barely audible responses.

"Nicholas, what are you doing?"
"Nothing!"

 

[Meat Target]

He's laying the groundwork to frame the nanny for giving the kid coke.

Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker

And to think he'd have been better off never mentioning her again, and letting the Karen Farms continue to believe April was the "nanny".

 

[Niggernerd]

If Nick got into shit for defaming the Nanny. Could he get that jail time? Please lord let it happen. Let the faggot rot in a cell

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

It might be the Nanny gave one of the older children a sip of an alcoholic drink, It might be the Nanny used a bottle of liquor as a part of a joke picture. There is no end to how petty, stupid or stubborn this weak man can be.

He's pulling an Aaron. Projecting his own crimes as someone else's, then recasting himself as the brave hero. Let's be honest his children could snatch any bottle lying around. They wouldnt need the nanny to give it to them. This is a fib.

 

[Owlbear]

And as for contacting her employers about this obvious lie... What a fucking pile of human trash.

Don't worry, in the same breath he probably propositioned her future employers to engage in some balldo-based swinging. And asked them if they have any cocaine.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can’t wait for Nick to claim he’s inherently incapable of causing damages via defamation as his credibility is so shot that it’s been years since anyone believed a word he says.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Neither could his children.

I'm willing to believe that a bunch of home-schooled kids were sheltered enough to not recognize cocaine use prior to the arrest.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Nick's excuse that the house was filthy because the nanny left them is outrageous.

He's actually admitting that Our Wife and himself are so retarded and/or incapacitated that they can't even clean their own home to a non hazardous level

If only there was some service that they could purchase that would lead to the house being cleaned for them, or they could actually just get off their fucking arses and clean up sfter themselves, like 99% of all human life has since the beginning of the species.

They are, allegedly, two competent and able adults, with at least three kids over the age of 10. Surely they could try and wrangle them to help out and make it an even easier task.

I do apologise for the rant. I get so MATI when Nick acts like a helpless retard and aggressively blames others for his failure to complete basic tasks

 

[Vibralldo]

And to think he'd have been better off never mentioning her again, and letting the Karen Farms continue to believe April was the "nanny".

We always knew Nick had a different nanny, there was a thing from a while ago where he claimed he was giving her an obscene amount a week to buy the kids snacks (thousands I think). April was clearly just Nick's girlfriend that he lied and said was his nanny to his fans and the cops when they busted him with all that cocaine to explain why a married man had another woman sleeping over.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did you forget that April was "the nanny"?

But have you considered that Nick did hoT specify 'which' nanny he was talking about?

Checkmate, Kiwiprudes!

Nick just loves his meaningless l technicalities and semantics to try to muddy the water. However, they do nothing to obscure the broad facts of the case: his child tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x above the false ppsitive threshold.

Legal genius opines on release of bodycam footage. It's fine I guess or whatever. But it's weird. And funny.
No dorito, no sassy performance, Just a sad little dwindling man facing the inevitable. Good.

Nicks pattern of rageful declarations, then equivocation, then pretended indifference is well-known by those that have watched him for years. It follows the narcissist's prayer model.

Nick's snipe at the nanny should be obvious to even the most dented viewers; his something about "Oh God, what my kids told me about the nanny" or whatever it was exactly. Of course he isn't gonna go into specifics, because there's nothing there; but do a thought experiment, take him at his word. It took all this time for him to learn about his nanny from his kids. Kayla never works, Nick works from home, and somehow the nanny was doing something behind their backs that the kids knew and never brought up to their parents? He apparently drive his kids 1,000 miles a day, 7 days a week or whatever, and not once a conversation about anything? Just how checked out were Nick and Kayla? Nick will tell you not at all, and that he loves his kids and all those other lies. But then you hear that snide shit he shot at the nanny, something's isn't adding up; but okay, let's just say it is true and she was doing something nefarious... how many years was she inside their home? Nick and Kayla were absentee as fuck, even in their own home

And none of the witnesses to the nanny allegedly gulping down all that liquor on the job spoke up to say that actually, it was the nanny. The same nanny who worked full time hours much of it was spent driving. Apparently Nick didn't care that much that she was drinking on the job.

Wait, so you are telling me that Nick (who regularly got drunk/high to point of not remebering what he does as admitet on one of crashalot streams,) noitices bottle missing and his first reaction is "damn it must have been the nanny" even tho he regularly were drinking till early morning hours where he wouldnt be able to speak cohearently? Im pretty sure he just drank it and its coping, hoping, that Nanny wont have the money to sue him, its the Ethan ralphs "Ill call Johm Porter a pedo becasue im gonna do everything on my own ot cut the costs even if i loose, while Nick have trustfund.
Another thing that stikes me as nick not knowing value of work and money since mommy and daddy pays all bills is "she paid 75dollars to each of them to drink monsters" 150buck to what? have overhyped kids and hope for sugar crashout? have he been paying her in tens of thousands of dollars? otherwise i will never belive that nanny would spend 150dollars on something so retarded, tho i wouldnt be surprised, if his daughter and her friend did drank monsters, after witnesing skelly drinking them.

If true, Nick was just as bad when he had to drive his children around drunk, zooted, short on sleep, or a combination of all 3. In practicality, there was not different.

This is just kvetching and passive aggressive attitude that Nick takes to his critics. It is very babyish. He has lost any moral high ground he ever held.

I wonder if the nanny still works for the lawyer?

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Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant the formerly non-practicing by choice, now non-practicing by court order felonious lawyer. I wasn't aware that she since started working for an actual lawyer.

Perhaps Mr. Roberts would be interested in taking an easy local defamation case against a convicted skeletal faggot who can't ever keep his mouth shut named Nick Rekieta?

One think I know about pathological narcissists is that they assign value to objects differently than normal people. For instance one of Nick's prized bottles of whiskey might hold more value to him than one of his own kids. His favorite coffee cup might be more precious to him than his wife. If it broke he might grieve over it for days, but if Kayla got sick he'd ghost her in some way because it's an inconvenience.
Narcissists love material possessions more than humans. Never invite them into your home without watching them carefully because they might steal something actually believing they are more entitled to it than you!


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This is not her last name, unless she got married.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Rekieta’s story seems to be all over the place, doesn’t it? On one hand, it’s about this terrible nanny who supposedly gave alcohol to his children. Yet, in the same breath, he’s lamenting that she abandoned him. Excuse me—what?

If you were genuinely a concerned father and that accusation were true, you’d probably be relieved she disappeared as quickly as possible—not lamenting her departure.

And as for contacting her employers about this obvious lie... What a fucking pile of human trash.

He's not mad at her for giving alcohol to his kids, they're free to help themselves to both coke and whiskey anytime they want in the Balldo Bunker(not food tho). He's mad because she didn't want to be in a foursome.

 

[Meat Target]

If Nick got into shit for defaming the Nanny. Could he get that jail time? Please lord let it happen. Let the faggot rot in a cell

Sadly, no. Defamation is a civil matter.

 

[woodedbag]

Rekieta, just FYI, muddying the waters only works in this racket when you're throwing another "e-celebrity" under the bus, and even then it's a stretch with what you have going on. We are all still going to make excessive amounts of fun at your expense when the body cam drops and shows you were doing lines on a shit covered bathroom counter with a dog corpse and 14 strap ons laying next to it. Just FYI!

 

[Canard]

I wonder if April can claim some unpaid wages for being the Nanny? After all surely as lawyer Nick would not commit perjury... So I take April should be paid for months she "worked" as "nanny"...

 

[RotPockets]

He's having so much "fun" he's aged 20 years in 2, looks like an absolutely miserable bastard, and suicide baiting like a 14 year old girl.

Look at it!

 

[Potatoherder]

Does Nick believe the nanny signed off on the bodycam footage? Because that is the only reason i can think he is going so hard. I don't think she was in the house at the time of the police raid.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
- She never had any knowledge of the drug use. "What she did is what she did," and what he did was separate.
- He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
- He has made her new employers aware.
- He can't afford a $90K nanny now.

Pays "north of $50k"
"can't afford a $90k nanny anymore"

Fucking classic Nick lies: says 2 different things, fuzzes the spaces between for the weasel room either direction. Clearly he holds the "$30k" of "snacks" against her and sorta-but-not-sorta will blend that into what he actually paid whenever it suits.