Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[pippy]

His interview for that Japan job last week likely (but pretty predictably) went disastrous and he's likely gonna be wallowing in sadness and self-pity for the next two-three months. Sigh, the content drought will be long.

It's time for him to bring out the Joker outfit so he can change the hearts of those corrupt Japanese businessmen

 

[scotchtape772572]

Adam quit his job today.

 

[Whaler]

His interview for that Japan job last week likely (but pretty predictably) went disastrous and he's likely gonna be wallowing in sadness and self-pity for the next two-three months. Sigh, the content drought will be long.

Says a lot about Adam that a shady company won't hire him...

View attachment 7387895Adam quit his job today.

Nevermind. Cheebs new life in Japan being an indentured servant starts today. God speed Cheebs, hope you enjoy the excitement while it last.

 

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Looks like he pulled one Last Surprise...

 

[Tism the Return II]

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It begins, the "Chibi quits cushy job that pays him way too much" arc finally happened. This retard isn't ready for real life.

 

[pippy]

Adam quit his job today.

thread is going to be so jealous when Cheebs gets hi Japanese wife that will make his bed for him

 

[Looney Troons]

Good luck, retard

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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His Japan arc begins... Remember when he was supposed to move to Florida?

Also, holy fuck, look at all those "y'all"s. There's four in one message. I'm starting to think that "mysterious lurker" who showed up just to post a message for Big Al really was Chibi playing 4D chess

 

[Big Shot]

Finally! I am surprised this idiot lasted 4 years with all the long vacations, publicly shit-talking his bosses on facebook and constantly hinting at leaving his job for the past years

Poll idea: How long will it take for Adam to regret leaving his cushy job during a recession?

 

[Rembrandt]

CHIBI NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Please let this be a job in Japan. I'm waiting for a replay of what happened to Gaijin Goombah where he went there full of hopes and dreams and came back a broken man when he discovered Glorious Nippon wasn't so glorious.

Honeymoon phase will last a couple months where he's psyched about everything. Then the realization will hit that it's just another country and he's seen as a dirty huwaito piggu. He'll try to make the best of it and won't because he can't deal with anything negative in his life without curling up into a little ball.

This is going to be good.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

頑張れ、チビくん! 自分を照れさせないようにしてくださいね!

 

[Whaler]

thread is going to be so jealous when Cheebs gets hi Japanese wife that will make his bed for him

I don't there's any girl in Japan desperate to marry a man who rarely showers and brushes his teeth. Any attempt at physical contact will result in her slipping away from because of his grease build up.

"We need to talk about you retards not knowing how to thumbnail your images."

Report it and move on, if you need to comment about it, link them to the post that instructs people on how to thumbnail images.

Please let this be a job in Japan. I'm waiting for a replay of what happened to Gaijin Goombah where he went there full of hopes and dreams and came back a broken man when he discovered Glorious Nippon wasn't so glorious.

Honeymoon phase will last a couple months where he's psyched about everything. Then the realization will hit that it's just another country and he's seen as a dirty huwaito piggu. He'll try to make the best of it and won't because he can't deal with anything negative in his life without curling up into a little ball.

This is going to be good.

I'm giving him six months to realize this whole thing is a disaster and he's fucked his life over quitting his cushy job. When he gives up and returns to America regardless of the reason, he'll be stuck working at McDonalds and living with his mother unable to afford his Japan trips, useless Japanese knick knacks, OnlyFans and whatever else he spends all his money on.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

頑張れ、チビくん! 自分を照れさせないようにしてくださいね!

We know that's not going to happen. Cheebs is incapable of not embarrassing himself. It's totally going to happen and part of me hopes it happens when he's out cosplaying.

I don't there's any girl in Japan desperate to marry a man who rarely showers and brushes his teeth. Any attempt at physical contact will result in her slipping away from because of his grease build up.

Being a gaijin in Japan can have it's advantages. I've seen Western guys that look like toads that have hooked up with some hot Japanese tail. Of course they normally had money or something else going for them. If Chibi plays his cards right and flashes fat stacks and buys his gaijin hunter... I mean "girlfriend" the things she wants she'll gladly play with his Phoenix Wright. But the moment the gravy train stops, so will she.

If he's looking for a real relationship he needs to up his game and hygiene.

I'm giving him six months to realize this whole thing is a disaster and he's fucked his life over quitting his cushy job. When he gives up and returns to America regardless of the reason, he'll be stuck working at McDonalds and living with his mother unable to afford his Japan trips, useless Japanese knick knacks, OnlyFans and whatever else he spends all his money on.

That's usually the point where reality really sets in. He'll keep going for at least another six months then probably call it quits and come back. But in the mean time the milk will flow.

 

[hfuenms83]

I don’t see it happening. Something is going to go horribly wrong (due to Chibis own laziness, inability, lack of motivation, autism) and we are more likely going to see him beg his old boss to take him back in. I hope there is gonna be another text message to his co workers to announce his return.

 

[Winter]

optimistic as fuck, but it'd be best for his lolcow career so I hope it's true.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm still not entirely sure why this man believes he's cut out to live in Japan. He's autistic, boorish, and lacking in social grace by American standards, and from what I understand most average Americans are already loud and boorish by Japanese standards. If he actually had to live and work in Japan it seems like he'd be a complete pariah (then again I also thought he'd fail when he set up a takoyaki stand, but he didn't, so maybe I'm just a hater who exists to be proven wrong in the anime that is Chibi-san's life).

Needless to say it would be very interesting if this was all true.

Please let this be a job in Japan. I'm waiting for a replay of what happened to Gaijin Goombah where he went there full of hopes and dreams and came back a broken man when he discovered Glorious Nippon wasn't so glorious.

Almost every social issue or source of dissatisfaction that exists in the US exists in Japan. Unless someone is mainly hoping to get away from black people (which isn't unreasonable tbf), idk what would make them think working a boring 9-5 in another country is going to be better than working a boring 9-5 here.

 

[Local Farmer]

I’ve been told on Good authority that it’s actually not that hard getting a Job teaching English/Japanese in Japan so long as you
1. Have fluent level of proficiency in both languages I.E being able to seamlessly talk to a native speaker for more than an hour
2. Have the degrees and skills necessary to facilitate a job like that, the fastest way outside of school is that you can also a court translator which is pretty easy to do (if you are fluent in both languages) to gain the necessary certifications and credentials without having to get an Education degree, depending on the school/sponsorship that wants you to teach them engrish. A lot of companies want English/Japanese translators to help them out with filings and shit like that and they will take pretty much anyone they can get.

Chibi has neither and will never teach English in Japan. It’s really fucking sad because he has this child like mentality that if you believe in something hard enough it becomes true without putting in the work, what an insufferable faggot

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I'm still not entirely sure why this man believes he's cut out to live in Japan. He's autistic

your answer is right there
chibi is retarded, he genuinely believes that his warped weeaboo gaijins view of japan as a big magical anime disneyland is him understanding the culture and the country. its probably never crossed his mind that the average person living in japan doesnt spend 12 hours a day watching anime and going to maid cafes because they spend 12 hours a day working instead.

 

[pippy]

I’ve been told on Good authority that it’s actually not that hard getting a Job teaching English/Japanese in Japan so long as you

I imagine a translator role or something serious would have much higher requirements, but hasn't Chibi always been going for a basic, shitty "American monkey teaches Japanese kids how to say colors" type of job? From what I understood, the pay is pretty terrible, and it barely has any requirements because they prey upon 30 something fat autistic white guys who think Japan is just like Persona 5. I could be 100% wrong here but thats the impression I got from my older brother who was looking into that type of job for a while