Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Furry killer said:
Correct, that is his life plan for when Sally passes away. He still hasn't gotten an ID(Sally can't find his birth certificate), and he doesn't know his own SSN, etc.
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What's over there in the land down under that Chance so desperately wants? Besides his friends?
 
souschef said:
Hair is far too much hydrated to be his, just look at CWC hair
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True, and his hair doesn’t have anywhere near that much density. He’d have to buy a wig if he’d ever want to appear like a troon. If he got the right wig, and considering his lack of masculine shoulders, he might be able to fool and seduce men by screaming the lyrics to a Britney Spears song while showing off his dance moves at a karaoke dive bar. All the men would be fighting each other for the chance to stroke Raxxina’s single sideburn by last call in a mass fit of lust. The man to fight with honor under the Bushido code will be the one to get to bed him for the night.
 
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souschef said:
Hair is far too much hydrated to be his, just look at CWC hair
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I agree, needs an ill-fitting wig that fails to mask all the scabs.

KissMyTaint said:
What's over there in the land down under that Chance so desperately wants? Besides his friends?
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My most charitable guess is that Raxx believes it'll offer more comfortable homeless living, or that the state will offer him a free home or something. I'm just thinking of Chance getting bitten by a mildly poisonous spider, and half of his body turning black and liquifying in minutes.
 
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Schauma mal said:
moving to australia was his plan until the trolls (i assume, and not the actual aussie government) sent him a letter stating he's not welcome in australia. he seemed to believe it was legit and that he was banned last time he mentioned it iirc.
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anliteralidiot said:
He probably just forgot about it
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I think in his latest stream he said he finally figured out it was fake after a bunch of people told him.
Furry killer said:
Correct, that is his life plan for when Sally passes away. He still hasn't gotten an ID(Sally can't find his birth certificate), and he doesn't know his own SSN, etc.
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I remember needing to get a new copy of my own birth certificate; you can get a new copy from the city you were born in...but since that takes effort, we know that neither Sally nor Cyraxx will actually do it.
 
And Clint is a real human friend and not an imagined character ran by a buddy troll? Even if he made the trek to Australia anyone housing him would last less than one week due to Raxx paying no bills and bringing round the clock harassment that he asks for
 
Why would he move to Australia when he's doing good for himself? He makes bank with his streaming career, he's going to get discovered by a major label (or make his own) in no time and his the indesputed king of drift

Also, neither Sally nor will never die, he's this close to defeating the trolls so he and his little brother Jake can molest as many living beings and styluses as they wish and he will get that gourmet-level hot-pocket and his heavenly sludge fo' ever, vitch
 
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KissMyTaint said:
What's over there in the land down under that Chance so desperately wants? Besides his friends?
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There is some guy name Quint in straya who supposedly will take him in after Sally the cow croaks.

Fun fact: Cyraxx tried to get Quins wife to cheat on her husband with him, little faggot backstabs everyone

Schauma mal said:
this is actually pretty typical raxx behavior. he is a lying, grandiose mental midget who can't ever shut up. plus some additional cope for having been punched probably.
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We all know about the raxx cycle but lately he has been speedrunning it and he seems even more delusional/manic as usual.
 
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KissMyTaint said:
What's over there in the land down under that Chance so desperately wants? Besides his friends?
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Nothing, but its Chance's one and only hope since nobody else has offered to take care of him, feed him and house him. Clint hasn't promised that either, Clint just told Chance one time when Clint was super drunk that Chance could come and visit sometime.
 
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BraxLogatoBizon said:
There is some guy name Quint in straya who supposedly will take him in after Sally the cow croaks.

Fun fact: Cyraxx tried to get Quins wife to cheat on her husband with him, little faggot backstabs everyone
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Its Clint, you retard.
BraxLogatoBizon said:
We all know about the raxx cycle but lately he has been speedrunning it and he seems even more delusional/manic as usual.
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Stop double posting, you double retard.
 
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Gremlinpaste1852 said:
Anybody else get the feeling William is thirsting over the Blame Katie girl? He laughs at every "joke" she makes and tries his best to agree with her on everything. I'm starting to think he actually was trying to fuck Taylor...
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So which one of Cyraxx's friends are you?
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Okay so when inevitably sally passes away and ed drives to the sunset. Ill assume he will be kicked out by the landlord which begs the question:

If he cant get his shit out of the house due to eviction, wont that mean that his thing would belong to the landlord in the end? Also i can see him trying to drag his belongings and getting mugged by some crack fiends.
 
00R-Gundam said:
Okay so when inevitably sally passes away and ed drives to the sunset. Ill assume he will be kicked out by the landlord which begs the question:

If he cant get his shit out of the house due to eviction, wont that mean that his thing would belong to the landlord in the end? Also i can see him trying to drag his belongings and getting mugged by some crack fiends.
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No, his junk doesn't become Karen's/the landlord's property, his stuff/junk will just be put out on the curb when he gets evicted and if nobody collects it then it will be picked up by the garbage truck.
 
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Gremlinpaste1852 said:
Anybody else get the feeling William is thirsting over the Blame Katie girl? He laughs at every "joke" she makes and tries his best to agree with her on everything. I'm starting to think he actually was trying to fuck Taylor...
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Nice try Chance. Did ChatGPT help you with the grammar for this?
 
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