Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Necrosan]

What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?

I mean, would there be a point? I hope something funny happens but it's a "he said she said" kind of deal (Nick is the she btw)

 

[woodedbag]

What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?

who gives a fuck? theyve both talked non stop about this for a year now. either bring them both on at the same time to have a faggot lovers quarrel or nothing, and preferably on a channel not run by human cigarette butts

 

[Oxyjen]

What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?

I doubt it would be a useful conversation, they wouldn’t be able to help themselves from bitching him out constantly and making him defend his actions.
He’s been their number one target for at least a year as far as I can see, and they also appear to suck up to Melton.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

And if this is somehow a ploy to distract away from the bodycam footage, then he's the biggest fucking retard in the world.

Leading Rekeitologists have another theory (and more than one can be true) What if part of the reason he's trying to suck this poor woman back into the Balldoverse is for content?

I'm gonna guess even the coveted fat pedophile demographic has been reminded enough about how Aaron fucked his wife. Nick is a one man geek show now, and how else is he gonna get attention post-Hackaumiliation? By watching trials like a NERD? Kurt won't take his bait, so he's going after someone else the demented faggot thinks "betrayed" him.

Narcissists get bored easy, love drama, and Nick is a pathological addict always looking for that sweet supply.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is now on the Ethan Ralph "Yes moooore, we need moooore!" gravy train.

What tipped him off to begin this new Tweet crusade. Did something happen in the background or is he just at the zenith of his BPD mania?

 

[Niggernerd]

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Nick is now on the Ethan Ralph "Yes moooore, we need moooore!" gravy train.

Yes nick theyre idiots. Not you the guy who gave his daughter cocaine

 

[Captain Manning]

What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?

Who the fuck cares?

If he goes on with them, he's a dumbass.

These bitches are bad faith. I already mentioned that the redheaded one acted all pissy about how the CPS report partially leaked, and then paid absolutely no attention whatsoever to what was in it. Let's hear about how the nanny allegedly gave Nick's kids alcohol, but not how Nick's youngest daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Gag a maggot.

They're gonna protect Nick's ass as long as they can make Aaron look like the ultimate bad guy. These "mothers" do not care about children. If I were Aaron that wouldn't be the type of show I'd want to go on.

Shit like this makes me think you should have to apply for a license to have children. To determine if you are morally and psychologically fit.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Who the fuck cares?

If he goes on with them, he's a dumbass.

These bitches are bad faith. I already mentioned that the redheaded one acted all pissy about how the CPS report partially leaked, and then paid absolutely no attention whatsoever to what was in it. Let's hear about how the nanny allegedly gave Nick's kids alcohol, but not how Nick's youngest daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Gag a maggot.

They're gonna protect Nick's ass as long as they can make Aaron look like the ultimate bad guy. These "mothers" do not care about children. If I were Aaron that wouldn't be the type of show I'd want to go on.

Shit like this makes me think you should have to apply for a license to have children. To determine if you are morally and psychologically fit.

This reads like they’re female Meltons with a smidgen of Juju

 

[hesaback]

Has he started the unpaid work yet?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's not gonna fuck them. They are not his type. Unless he gets really desperate.

If the fat one were to ride Nick cowgirl in his emaciated state, it'd probably shatter his pelvis.
(Assuming Nick could even get it up, that is).

Bitch boy's ass better be down at the police station making a report.

Because I'm a law-abiding NERD I've never given a statement to police, so I have a question. What do the police do if they suspect that somebody trying to make a report is intoxicated?

Is Nick aware that children lie as part of their normal development and also lie even more when their parents neglect them?

There’s no fucking way the nanny did this.

It's more plausible that one of the kids (probably the eldest) was pinching booze and partying with friends...and then lying to cover their own ass.

I love this new metric. Tweets per stream. It just shows us what gainful employment looks like.

Yes, but do keep in mind that all TPS reports must have the correct cover sheet on them.

 

[Swole McPole]

He cares so little about views that he repeatedly brings them up when he can make other people look bad.
The second the metrics make him look like the absolute retard he is, they don't matter anymore.

Remember when Rekieta refused to take advice from Kiwifarms because HE was the social media expert. He knew what he was was doing. The proof was in his views and his subs.

Well, now that Kurt is beating him in views, he really needs to be taking advice on how to do social media from Kurt. He's not the LawPope anymore-- he's the Law Choirboy now.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I don't believe anything about the nanny at all. No whiteclaw, no monster drinks, no on-the-job drinking and (future) no cocaine. But I think he was clearly speaking about the 11 year old the whole time, only mentioning the 17 year old because the chat he was responding to asked why give it to the 11 year old and not the 17 year old:

"Why give to the 11 but not the 17...?
I have theories...
She either thought she could or it'd be better, her relationship with that child was particularly complicated."

says "long trial streams aren't my style"

Yo, this thing that I invented...this whole trial-stream genre that all these people would be nowhere without MY bestowing it upon them...not my style.

He said that he was wearing shorts and a tank top when he was arrested.

Lol, "a tank top." Nick, what was depicted on this tank-top?

Spoiler

 

[Captain Manning]

This reads like they’re female Meltons with a smidgen of Juju

That would be one way of putting it. They are apparently fans of Melton.

Look, I don't really care if they hate Aaron, but they completely torpedo their credibility, in my view, when they talk about what an awful parent Aaron is, and then invite Nick fucking Rekieta on and softball him so they can get more tea on Aaron. I mean, come on. Have some fucking standards in your alogging, for fuck's sake.

If the fat one were to ride Nick cowgirl in his emaciated state

"Fat one."

I'm sorry, you're gonna have to be more specific.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't believe anything about the nanny at all. No whiteclaw, no monster drinks, no on-the-job drinking and (future) no cocaine.

If there were even a single iota of truth to it, we'd have heard about it well before the Cokestream last year. His narc brain would never have let it go unknown.

 

[FinnSven]

What do the police do if they suspect that somebody trying to make a report is intoxicated?

As far as I know they record everything as best they can and depending on the situation they act accordingly.

If it’s reporting a crime in progress, they will attend and check the situation themselves.
If it’s someone who has stumbled in off the street they will record what they say to keep them under control and decide how drunk and what the next course of action, e.g. sending them home in a police car or taxi, putting them in the drunk tank to sleep it off, but they will probably review the burblings to see if there was anything of importance.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Why would you have to pay kids to drink any energy drink in the first place? Kids love that shit and guzzle caffeine every chance they get out of the supervision of their parents.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

When he discussed the "particularly complicated" relationship that Chaney had with one of his kids, I took that to mean the DAUGHTER who is supposedly narcing on the nanny. I am also assuming that this is the ADHD daughter who tested positive. That's speculation, but it makes sense.

This kid is difficult. Nick wants to throw the nanny under the bus, and it's the same kid who got coked-up (somehow).

It is not very difficult for a parent to manipulate their child, particularly one taking prescription drugs for behavioral problems, into making false accusations.

And speaking of booze, do you ever think Nick wet the bed?

Surely someone in that house did. Long term ketamine use leads to urinary incontinence. I’ll leave it at that.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

“This nanny was a piece of shit and terrible person. Here’s her name. Please don’t harass her”

How many lawsuits is it going to take before Bob and Celeste say "What the FUCK are you doing, Nick?"

This nigger is trying to collect lawsuits like they’re gym badges or something. Why the fuck would you even bring the nanny up in a time like this?

Because Pedomania didn't have the impact he thought it would. People are sick of hearing about his former gay lover, so now he needs a new target for his histrionics.

 

[johnnynoname]

They are apparently fans of Melton.

also, one of them is literally Patrick Melton

 

[Maraschino]

Lol, "a tank top." Nick, what was depicted on this tank-top?

Spoiler

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I'm not a lawyer, but I feel like it should be illegal to wear a tank top and shorts when you have no fucking shoulders or legs.

Why would you have to pay kids to drink any energy drink in the first place?

I mean, the simplest reason is, "He made it the fuck up, because his mouth is open and cocks are not inside."

Additionally, I find it incredibly offensive to use figures like "$75" for a retard (me), when I can only understand financial figures in terms of KNUs.