YT 5/19/2025 - Grounded Deep Response

If mother-raping "Chris Chan" really were "an avatar of all existence" somehow, then all of existence would be a horrifying freakshow.

Also where'd he pick up such an idiotic idea anyway? Sounds like he's been reading up on ego-friendly "New Age" woo. Was it "Praetor"?
Might've been ripped off from the Ready Player One movie. Chris mentioned in one of the jail letters:

"which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well."
 
"don't mock me blah blah"
still thinks the best way to address a problem is making a longform video about it and then not actively working on a real solution
"Chris Chan" still talks like a wannabe monarch issuing royal decrees: he talks at -- rather than with -- people.

refuses to understand he is the problem
Like you say, it's his distended bloated ego combined with his glaring stupidity that makes him unable to change.
 
This video was funny for a few reasons.

First being his claim of maturity. "I've changed gaiz" is a song that feels as old as time with chris. We all know he doesn't change, not on his own. He needs outside circumstances and even then fights as much as he can to hold onto his usual bad habits. And after saying that he's matured he calls himself jesus and claims if we aren't nice to him he'll stop doing the live streams that are his main source of income, and we'll all be sent to merge hell.

Then there's the belching in the camera, all the stress sighing, the flipping of the medallion so we know this is all horse shit... it smells of chris either being coached or he's trying some low effort attempt to just be left alone. Most would think this is a lesson he would have learned ~20 years ago but I guess a 70 IQer like chris still needs to be brought to the learning tree and beaten some more. You don't get rid of trolls (especially weens) by acknowledging them.

And the shit with him being butt hurt at Geno for not letting him larp as Sonichu is the perfect showcase that chris has and will never change. He has to have total control over his bootleg Frankenstein of a IP or no one can use it. He didn't contact Geno over it like an adult would have done, he just DMCA'd him like Matt Jarbo.

The worst thing I can wish upon chris is to never change but I don't think I'd need to do that.
 
And the shit with him being butt hurt at Geno for not letting him larp as Sonichu is the perfect showcase that chris has and will never change. He has to have total control over his bootleg Frankenstein of a IP or no one can use it. He didn't contact Geno over it like an adult would have done, he just DMCA'd him like Matt Jarbo.
Geno could have sought permission from Chris in the first place. Also when Geno was selling "WANT WOMAN!" shirts beforehand, Chris tried asking him to stop but Geno ignored him. So why would Chris try to do the same with regards to the animation? He mentioned later on that he had talked with Geno and rescinded the strike.
 
If mother-raping "Chris Chan" really were "an avatar of all existence" somehow, then all of existence would be a horrifying freakshow.

Also where'd he pick up such an idiotic idea anyway? Sounds like he's been reading up on ego-friendly "New Age" woo. Was it "Praetor"?
Yeah, much of this new age stuff (such as auras) was fed into Chris's delusions through discord chats with his current handlers and other enablers, similar to how Wise/Boyd fed Chris nazi propaganda and other stuff to him. Chris attempts to explain some of his nonsense in in this video.
Chris Chan said:
when I was Jesus Christ back in Jerusalem once upon a time, I connected with the Akashic Records as well way back then
The Akashic Records is a fictional compendium of all universal events and part of an occult religion called Theosophy founded by a Russian. Chris seems pretty clueless about the religion itself.
Chris Chan said:
But it still goes in all the connections that all religions are good. Except for those that have anything to do with the darkness and Satanism and so forth. The correct religions are those that are good, light-powered and righteous, between Christianity... Mormons, Judaism... the Zen, zodiological animals, and all of that. And all gods- and all gods and goddesses have existed. They all worked under me... as well as Emmanuel... and worked under that which is above us, of which I am directly connected with, the Alpha and Omega Point of all Existence, that exists at the beginning and end of this timeline, and all timelines. This timeline being the one Prime Timeline of which were all other timelines exists, so... and I am the one Avatar of all Existence.
Chris believes all religions are good, unless they're bad, and that all the gods/goddesses from these religions serve under him and "Emmanuel" (a name he incorrectly uses to refer to God) who also serves under Chris. The Alpha and Omega Point is a theory created by the Jesuits, a male only religious order, believing that the universe is spiraling towards a final point of unification based on a quote from the Book of Revelation.
Chris Chan said:
I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL.
Basically Chris thinks he is existence itself, from the beginning to the end, the "player" in a game called reality while everyone else is just an NPC.
 
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New video were he basically begs people to stop being so mean to him when he streams and to stop invading his privacy because he’s “grown”. He name drops Megan at the beginning of the video as something he regrets. There’s also a part were he talks about betrayal and I’m certain he’s about to talk about Null but then says that his name escapes him. He also sounds like he’s about to cry towards the end.
How do you grow from raping your 80 year old mother 30 times?
 
First off, his medallion is turned around backwards, so he's lying throughout this video.

Second of all, it's finally hitting him how jacked up his life is and how no one wants anything to do with him. He thought he could just wave away all the bad and obnoxious shit he's done and that he'd be welcomed by the brony crowd or other personalities he desperately wants to be part of. Chris is literally realizing just how alone he is. Something is definitely going on where someone kicked him to the curb (Flutter?) or else he tried to get in with the brony people he's stalking who finally told him off in terms that he could understand.

"Betrayal" to Chris means that he wants to be friends with someone (or wants to fuck them), is "nice" to them, but then they don't want to have him around or interact with him in any way. He still thinks as long as he marks off a checklist of what "friends" are supposed to do, as in "I'm nice, you like nice people, so why aren't you my friend? I'm nice!", then said person should automatically be pals with him. He still doesn't understand that's not how it works. He still is in his "dating ED" mindset where as long as you complete various steps, you should get the reward. He still doesn't understand empathy or why people despise him.
Its reading posts like this that make me happy I'm putting in effort to not end up like Chris or worse.
 
Grounded Deep Response:

"Good evening, I am literally Jesus Christ".
I read through the text of the video and he literally calls himself Christ Chan.

His parents really did do him a lot of disservices in life, I mean, I would say what's in a name but literally what's in that name!!!???

Not to mention all the female variations of Christian or Christopher; Christine, Christina, Christy, Crystal, Krista.

If I ever believed anyone was destined for anything I believe Chris was destined to be a delusional egoist.
 
Chris believes all religions are good, unless they're bad, and that all the gods/goddesses from these religions serve under him and "Emmanuel" (a name he incorrectly uses to refer to God) who also serves under Chris.
How the hell can that mother-raping scum have such an obese ego which is far fatter than his bloated body? Autism alone is not enough.

Basically Chris thinks he is existence itself, from the beginning to the end, the "player" in a game called reality while everyone else is just an NPC.
:wow: Now that's what I call solipsism!
 
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Peak femininity. If you have it you don't need it. If you need it you don't have it.
I just noticed just how bald he's going. His actual hairline seems to be almost at the top of his forehead, and probably only a few inches away from his baldspot on the back of his head. I can't tell if that's just gray hair above his ears or the hair's just fallen out, but holy shit.
 
It's like a calm version of Harass CWC Directly.

This video is at least a bit "maturer" of him (or different at least) because he is blaming himself (or "past versions of himself" since he clearly believes that Christopher and Christian were two separate people who just lived inside his body years ago????) whereas "Harasscwcdirectly" was him blaming the trolls only for Doopie DoOver hating him.

The strange thing about Chris and his tenuous grasp on reality is that he will own up to doing wrong but then blame it on different people who inhabited his body as if who he were before transitioning or the name change were separate people entirely whom he has no relation to at all.

"2007 called. They want their Chris Chan memes back."

He's finally had enough of JULAY and man in the pickle suit in his live streams. *sigh*

This video was funny for a few reasons.

First being his claim of maturity. "I've changed gaiz" is a song that feels as old as time with chris. We all know he doesn't change, not on his own. He needs outside circumstances and even then fights as much as he can to hold onto his usual bad habits. And after saying that he's matured he calls himself jesus and claims if we aren't nice to him he'll stop doing the live streams that are his main source of income, and we'll all be sent to merge hell.
Chris literally views Christian and Christopher as separate people so he thinks of it like holding someone else's actions against someone because anything pre-transition doesn't really count.

Sorta like how his Jenkins Jinkies story included Christopher as a dead spirit because that era of Chris's life was dead to him and so it wasn't the real him.
 
Thanks for the reaction meme.
Here, have a matching set. IMG_20250522_112343.webp
 
So I watched this video and Chris seems to want us to believe he has changed despite the fact that he is still going on about Megan.

The only thing that seems to separate this from a classic Chris video is that he seems to be on some kind of medication that is making him too sleepy to scream and threaten to murder people.

Chris Chan, Chris Chan never changes.
 
So I watched this video and Chris seems to want us to believe he has changed despite the fact that he is still going on about Megan.
Megan was the only girl who spent a lot of time with that solipsistic scum -- and who wasn't a troll -- so of course the freak is still fixated on her all these years later.

I think he still thinks making and uploading that hideous drawing wasn't wrong, but it ended his "friendship" with Megan, so he's sad.
 
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