Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

And he supposedly bitched out at SOMEONE ELSE! I would not lay 50:1 odds that the INNOCENT party got an apology.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=OkZ8nX2oUEI

Am I mishearing, or is he quite literally suggesting that this was all part of a grand conspiracy to place his children in foster care?

He is referring to Dan Sletta's supposed statement that he wanted to get the children out of the house where the 'inappropriate relationship' was happening between the Rekietas and Imholtes. He is playing this up in a paltering attempt to make people believe that there was more malice and premeditation in it than actually occurred.

Here's the superchat which prompted the nanny information

and video.

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"We also had a 17 year old"... Didn't the Nanny quit before he turned 17?

Nick: how could we know when it happened when we weren’t there?
Also Nick: She called us drunk while we were at a convention. But it is okay b/c my oldest son can hold down the fort.

What dumb ass wants a drunk woman around their 17 year old son when another responsible adult isn’t around? Anything could have happened. I don’t know anyone who would have not fired her ass right then and there. Called the grandparents and been like we need you to go over to the house and tell the nanny you are taking over. She has been drinking on the job. We are on our way home. Be there as soon as we can.

I wonder if that was the same convention that he did molly at and let the anime cosplay mommies step on him?

And speaking of booze, do you ever think Nick wet the bed? I know whisky doesn't make you piss like beer does but when you that deep in a bender accidents do happen. Or do you think he passed out on the floor of his streaming room, and the kids were all walking by his open door and they're like "Why is daddy sleeping on the floor" and Kayla has to like and say, "Well, daddy works so hard he just gets plum tuckered out and has to sleep on the floor, kids!"

Nanny left in February 2024, per Aaron. The oldest turned 17 in 2024. Nick is lying. Not because the dates do not match up, but because of how ABSURD his stories are that he does not CARE to get the dates correct.

We always knew Nick had a different nanny, there was a thing from a while ago where he claimed he was giving her an obscene amount a week to buy the kids snacks (thousands I think). April was clearly just Nick's girlfriend that he lied and said was his nanny to his fans and the cops when they busted him with all that cocaine to explain why a married man had another woman sleeping over.

Pays "north of $50k"
"can't afford a $90k nanny anymore"

Fucking classic Nick lies: says 2 different things, fuzzes the spaces between for the weasel room either direction. Clearly he holds the "$30k" of "snacks" against her and sorta-but-not-sorta will blend that into what he actually paid whenever it suits.

A kid having a sip of beer is a big deal, harmless, not a big deal, OK if it happens in the 1980's and/or in Texas, the biggest deal in the universe, (most importantly) alright when Nick does it. Glad I learned new stuff today.

30k probably also includes other things than just food and snacks. Like clothes, school supplies and so on. Does Nick or Kayla look like parents that do that sort of shopping every single time? 5 growing children go through surprising amount of clothes. And then if you add up even more discretionary spending like toys... I can really see that total hits 30k knowing the spending habits of Nick at least...

Wait… I’m a little confused…

Did Nick seriously just claim that the Nanny’s “expenses” are groceries for… HIS kids?!

How is Nick feeding his kids (poorly) somehow “the nanny’s expenses”?

The only other alternative explanation is that Nick is seriously claiming that he spent FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on fast food. For some of the kids. When they’re on the way back from an activity.

WTF?!? That’s like what… FOUR THOUSAND McD meals?!? Or EIGHT HUNDRED nude pics of Kayla?!

The gas really went to his noggin’ didn’t it?

(I suppose the only other possibility besides Nick lying his ass off as usual, is that he’s such a dumbass that the nanny scammed him out of tens of thousands of dollars by saying she needed to get a happy meal, so could he please reimburse her the 100$ she spent. In which case I can only say: You go girl! Get dat bag!)

The snack budget was allegedly 3k USD per month. That is MORE than 30k per annum by 20%. Nick's fake made-up numbers make no sense. This is 107 deg. F. fever all over.

 

[Necrosan]

Why would you have to pay kids to drink any energy drink in the first place? Kids love that shit and guzzle caffeine every chance they get out of the supervision of their parents.

He has photographic memory of everything that happened:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the fat one

They’re both fat (and ugly and stupid). Nick has the groupies he deserves.

 

[johnnynoname]

They’re both fat (and ugly and stupid).

also, they are literally, and un-ironically the meme

 

[Vibralldo]

What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?

He would 100% because he's an attention whore

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He is counting on her not being able to afford to sue.

Crowdfunding is an option.
It'd be hilarious to see the public's hatred of Nick quantified as a dollar amount.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hope the babysitter opens a fund to have Harden file for a restraining order and pay for Schnieder to hand deliver it.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

Rekieta hasn't learned from Montegraf, he hasn't learned from the court trial. Is he actively trying to go to prison at this point?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Rekieta hasn't learned from Montegraf, he hasn't learned from the court trial. Is he actively trying to go to prison at this point?

Rekieta's myopia of other people's poverty makes him think that his force field of mom's money will always insulate him from real consequences.

 

[Judex Meus]

Who the fuck cares?

If he goes on with them, he's a dumbass.

These bitches are bad faith. I already mentioned that the redheaded one acted all pissy about how the CPS report partially leaked, and then paid absolutely no attention whatsoever to what was in it. Let's hear about how the nanny allegedly gave Nick's kids alcohol, but not how Nick's youngest daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Gag a maggot.

They're gonna protect Nick's ass as long as they can make Aaron look like the ultimate bad guy. These "mothers" do not care about children. If I were Aaron that wouldn't be the type of show I'd want to go on.

Shit like this makes me think you should have to apply for a license to have children. To determine if you are morally and psychologically fit.

That's a lot of words for "dumb, vapid women."

 

[RotPockets]

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As lame as Steel Toe is, Nick was so enamored with him during his ill-fated “attempt” at stand-up, he offered him his wife and more in a desperate attempt to impress him. He completely changed his show to be like Steel Toe and received similar success. Suffer ballskinwalker, you’re more of a parody of “Single White Female” than “Fatal Instinct”.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Every accusation is a confession with Nick.

• Aaron is gay and had sex with Nick : Nick is gay and had sex with Aaron
• Aaron gave the kids coke : Nick gave the kids coke
• Aaron is abusive : Nick is abusive
• Everyone in public hits on Nick and tries to swing constantly : Nick hits on everyone in public and tries to swing constantly
• Kayla’s body is busted and destroyed : Nick’s body is busted and destroyed
• Nick’s enemies are OBSESSED : Nick is obsessed with his perceived enemies
• The babysitter gave the kids alcohol : Nick gave the kids alcohol

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is still talking about Aaron:



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[ChromaQuack]

If April fell off the lumbercart, Nick 100% had her sign an NDA.

How enforceable would that be, anyway?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick is still talking about Aaron:

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This reads more like Aaron is just trying to patch things up after something. Like working through things as friends? Why does he think this is an own?

And also LOL and this guy calling anyone a girly bitch

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Every accusation is a confession with Nick.

• Aaron is gay and had sex with Nick : Nick is gay and had sex with Aaron
• Aaron gave the kids coke : Nick gave the kids coke
• Aaron is abusive : Nick is abusive
• Everyone in public hits on Nick and tries to swing constantly : Nick hits on everyone in public and tries to swing constantly
• Kayla’s body is busted and destroyed : Nick’s body is busted and destroyed
• Nick’s enemies are OBSESSED : Nick is obsessed with his perceived enemies
• The babysitter gave the kids alcohol : Nick gave the kids alcohol

Aaron ate my goo : Nick ate Aaron's goo.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Nick is still talking about Aaron:

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Nick, your tweets about these slow drip messages are a lot more pathetic.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick is still talking about Aaron:

Do you suppose Rekieta told Aaron he loved him back, or did he let it just hang there?

 

[PrestonHolt]

If there were even a single iota of truth to it, we'd have heard about it well before the Cokestream last year. His narc brain would never have let it go unknown.

Unless, she kept him in check by not revealing that he invited her to fuck while he was roleplaying as traddad.

I assume he had her sign some kind of NDA about working for him, my question to more murrican law kiwis is, if there is a NDA would throwing accusations like that onto her void it? Or would she have to keep being silent while he throws accusation around?

 

[Kheapathic]

Aaron ate my goo : Nick ate Aaron's goo.

That one always felt weird; once it came out Nick uses industrial strength boner pills and even then they didn't always work.

Aaron ate my goo!

When? The one-in-ten chance or whatever when your pills finally worked?

But that being said; the one thing I can give Nick is was able to steal April with a lifeless dick. Don't get me wrong, I get she's low IQ; but imagine a dude having to pop pills that may not always work and deciding you're gonna be his side piece. Good job Nick, it's actually kinda impressive.