"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I've been drinking black coffee since I bought the aeropress. I should really explain I have never in my life drank black coffee. I couldn't stand it.

Josh, do you prefer drinking your coffee hot or cold? I’ve found that I really can’t stand coffee warm if I’m drinking it black. For whatever reason, drinking black coffee cold hits different. I can actually stand to drink it. Especially if it’s actual quality coffee and not the lowest tier shit.
 
How true is this?
No, he just has a few really embarrassing knuckle tattoos of the faces of Metokur, SChantal, Bossman, and the age of his oshi (3 rabbit years), although I'm not really sure why he also has M, S, 1, and 3 tattoos in the quattrocento font.
The part in the coffee review where josh is trying to slip the carboard off the pipa coffee and wonders out loud if he can do it without damaging his oshi
The gloved hands of the world's most feared forum administrator gingerly extracted something from a brown paper bag, when suddenly his eyes grasped the image of Pipkin Pippa, as if she was interposing herself between a man and his coffee. This "anime" awakened something within Null, and he reached for his ninja sword (which he owns legally as is his right as an American citizen) and sliced the horrid likeness into vertical strips as he hollered, "DIE, BICH, DIE! I WANT YOU TO DIE! Chyat, post "1" if Pippa should die, post "2" if she should live. Hundreds of ones, thousands, millions of ones are flowing into chat!" Upon regaining his sanity, Null looked down upon his creation and heard the voice of an anime screeching at him "I can't breathe, Joshua, I can't sneed!" Null began to weep and shouted, "Uh Oh! My oshi!" and poured out a cup of coffee in her memory, because the coffee was very bad.
 
@Null in privacy and consumer protection related news, the orange golem has cancelled a rule that would have required data brokers illegally selling private data to comply with the Fair Credit Reporting Act and actually protect data.

Meanwhile, the 'click-to-cancel' rule that would have prevented scam companies from signing you up for perpetual monthly charges and making it impossible for you to cancel without multiple hours long phone calls in the middle of the working day has been delayed, presumably in preparation for it to be dropped altogether.
 
I’ve found that I really can’t stand coffee warm if I’m drinking it black.
I know you didn't ask me, but as someone who used to drink a lotta coffee, I found I prefered drinking it at room temperature. Mind you, I rarely drank my coffee black, I always had a little bit of milk in it, for the health of my stomach.
I like my beverages in general to be at room temperature, much to the chagrin of everyone around me.
 
Josh, do you prefer drinking your coffee hot or cold? I’ve found that I really can’t stand coffee warm if I’m drinking it black. For whatever reason, drinking black coffee cold hits different. I can actually stand to drink it. Especially if it’s actual quality coffee and not the lowest tier shit.
You should try real cold brew method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f09vq-LDvk
Best shit ever.
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Please please please use this video for your opening, it was posted in the BMJ thread.
Fuck YEEEAAAHHHH
I know you didn't ask me, but as someone who used to drink a lotta coffee, I found I prefered drinking it at room temperature. Mind you, I rarely drank my coffee black, I always had a little bit of milk in it, for the health of my stomach.
I like my beverages in general to be at room temperature, much to the chagrin of everyone around me.
That sounds about right. I drink it hot black, or add milk and let it cool to room temp. That is if I'm not doing a fancy brew that day.
 
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I would never tell the whales not to dono, it's interesting to see them do so in a way that denies them perks elsewhere though. By giving to the GiveSendGo, you're missing out on Locals perks, T&H banner, Rumble's tiered whale icons, Gilded T&H border + front page highlighting, etc. Locals is the highlight, because if you have donated though that channel it would've had a side-benefit of demonstrating Josh's clout to Rumble. I know Locals is a pain in the ass to sign up for though. Is making a GiveSendGo account and shooting money into it that much easier?
I thought josh said if you give via givesendgo you can just show him the receit and he'll give you t&h.
 
"Expresso"
Quit committing word crimes.

no expresso.webp
 
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