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Since we’re posting cop videos, it’s funny seeing this fat fuck with a sword go down lmao
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
This will all end in tears, I just know it.
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Yeah Trevor Moore supposedly got wildly drunk at the wrap party for a WKYK movie and fell off the balcony. The fact the movie was supposedly finished and still hasnt released is suspicious to me, if there's something weird it's probably related to the movie.
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Won't ban the word Cunny
Had a Yaoi poll at one time
Likes monster girls
Will never create a discord as it would be degenerate
Masturbation talk
More masturbation
Less sexual characters are sexualized because of autism
Coby admits to consuming more extreme material to get her penis hard
Has a lot of fetishes
Furry poll
Death grip
Coby knows how much futa is on r34
33% of chat likes Futa
Chat wants to hax sex with the rabbit in spyro 3
Had a Yaoi poll at one time
Likes monster girls
Will never create a discord as it would be degenerate
Masturbation talk
More masturbation
Less sexual characters are sexualized because of autism
Coby admits to consuming more extreme material to get her penis hard
Has a lot of fetishes
Furry poll
Death grip
Coby knows how much futa is on r34
33% of chat likes Futa
Chat wants to hax sex with the rabbit in spyro 3
Doll Nest did not work so the lolicons "cried" in chat
Maelle is a 16 year old girl from Expedition 33
Maelle is a 16 year old girl from Expedition 33
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Another incident of nuclear-nookyooler.
CLEARLY “expresso” is cooler and thus superior.
Airstrip One
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Radical proposal for the 'Moon in the Room' consent-seeking apparatus
The role of the 'elf on the shelf', is ostensibly to monitor children in the run up to Christmas, and to compile a report on their behaviour for Santa Claus. The elves also perform a broader function (that is only stated in the small print, if at all) preparing the very young for a lifetime of state and corporate surveillance.
The 'Moon in the room' is similar, but more benign. It differs from the 'elf on the shelf' in three important ways:
1. It will literally save the arses of a large cohort of people on these forums who believe that asking for consent prior to sex kills the mood, sparing them the grim prospect of bring placed in a contained, single-sex environment where sexual consent is either taken as read, or is otherwise beaten out of unwilling parties.
2. It will enhance the reputation of the Kiwi Farms as a place where wholesome, consensual sex, in the missionary position, for the express purpose of procreation, occurs on the daily.
3. It will make a shit ton of money.
It will be obvious to any intelligent person that the 'Moon in the room' (henceforth known as MITR) is a wall-mounted likeness of Kiwi Farms owner, Joshua Moon, that documents sexual consent. The device incorporates an iris scanner and voice recognition software that can detect signs of coercion and intoxication. Should the MITR detect non-consensual sex taking place in its vicinity, it will scream at increasing volume “RAPE! RAPE! RETARD RAPE!” until such a time that the police are summoned. When consent has been established, the MITR will raise a double thumbs-up and give an affirmative statement – something along the lines of “You two go together like ham and cheese!”, while ejecting a cloud of 'consent confetti'. Refills of this confetti will provide an additional revenue stream. The MITR will not function if it detects that it is low on magenta confetti.
The MITR will platform on bespoke software called KiwiKonsent. Some people will baulk at the deliberate misspelling of consent with a 'K'. However, the MITR is marketed at retards who will only engage in sexual consent if it is made 'edgy' or 'fun'. For every act of consensual sex, KiwiKonsent will generate a unique string of characters. It is possible these could be used as the basis of a cryptocurrency that will be called KonsentKoin.
On a related matter, the surname of John 'cunt destroyer' Locke is pronounced 'Lock', not Loki. We are not in the Marvel Multiverse. The only superhero team that Locke would consider joining would be called the Empiricists, who I understand were an affiliation of unusually empathetic racist pirates. When Locke was born in Somerset, England, in 1632, he significantly raised the average IQ for the area.
The role of the 'elf on the shelf', is ostensibly to monitor children in the run up to Christmas, and to compile a report on their behaviour for Santa Claus. The elves also perform a broader function (that is only stated in the small print, if at all) preparing the very young for a lifetime of state and corporate surveillance.
The 'Moon in the room' is similar, but more benign. It differs from the 'elf on the shelf' in three important ways:
1. It will literally save the arses of a large cohort of people on these forums who believe that asking for consent prior to sex kills the mood, sparing them the grim prospect of bring placed in a contained, single-sex environment where sexual consent is either taken as read, or is otherwise beaten out of unwilling parties.
2. It will enhance the reputation of the Kiwi Farms as a place where wholesome, consensual sex, in the missionary position, for the express purpose of procreation, occurs on the daily.
3. It will make a shit ton of money.
It will be obvious to any intelligent person that the 'Moon in the room' (henceforth known as MITR) is a wall-mounted likeness of Kiwi Farms owner, Joshua Moon, that documents sexual consent. The device incorporates an iris scanner and voice recognition software that can detect signs of coercion and intoxication. Should the MITR detect non-consensual sex taking place in its vicinity, it will scream at increasing volume “RAPE! RAPE! RETARD RAPE!” until such a time that the police are summoned. When consent has been established, the MITR will raise a double thumbs-up and give an affirmative statement – something along the lines of “You two go together like ham and cheese!”, while ejecting a cloud of 'consent confetti'. Refills of this confetti will provide an additional revenue stream. The MITR will not function if it detects that it is low on magenta confetti.
The MITR will platform on bespoke software called KiwiKonsent. Some people will baulk at the deliberate misspelling of consent with a 'K'. However, the MITR is marketed at retards who will only engage in sexual consent if it is made 'edgy' or 'fun'. For every act of consensual sex, KiwiKonsent will generate a unique string of characters. It is possible these could be used as the basis of a cryptocurrency that will be called KonsentKoin.
On a related matter, the surname of John 'cunt destroyer' Locke is pronounced 'Lock', not Loki. We are not in the Marvel Multiverse. The only superhero team that Locke would consider joining would be called the Empiricists, who I understand were an affiliation of unusually empathetic racist pirates. When Locke was born in Somerset, England, in 1632, he significantly raised the average IQ for the area.
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Quite the modest proposal you've written.
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Black person on front page. Charity ruined.
Necrosan
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Hey, if you are looking for a "Reddit segment" audible... (L)
(Please leave me alone, stupid Drama website. Ya'll are some freaks. I'm struggling and doing the best that I can!)
I kicked out my partner a couple of months ago. It's been amazing. He was insanely psychologically abusive to me and the kids. Now we are all in the healing process.
He isn't bio dad of my 13 year old. His bio Dad is an absent parent who just pays me child support.
We live in a very bad neighborhood. It isn't safe for anyone to be outside after dark.
All of his friends from school are really good kids. But all of his neighborhood friends are straight up hood rats. I try my best to always take him to hang out with his school friends when he wants to because I want that exposure for him. They all play basketball and go hiking.
The other day, he stayed up all night long (idk even know what he was doing because I turn off the wifi and take electronics at 11 pm). He snuck out for a few hours, doing idk what. I took his phone and he has to do extra chores as a consequence.
Later that day while me and his brother were taking a walk, he 1. Turned off all the camera in the house. 2. Tried to break into my safe (there's NOTHING in it and it knows it. It's literally empty.). 3. Allowed a bunch of hood rat kids INTO MY BEDROOM and they all went through my UNDERWEAR drawer. All I have in there is vibrators, thank goodness, BUT STILL. FUCKING VIOLATED. 4. Tried to steal a neighbors dirt bike and cut the brake line.
All of that within a ONE hour time frame. Like, WTF kid.
So he's grounded. Soooo fucking grounded.
Yesterday I asked him to take the trash out. I was knee deep in school work and didn't realize he didn't come straight back.
This KID walked a half a mile to some random gas station and STOLE a bunch of THC vapes.
A neighbor kid told me. So my son immediately tried to fight the poor kid.
The irony of the situation is that he couldn't figure out how to turn the vape on - THANK GOD.
He's so out of control and I am struggling so freaking bad. I told him I would call the police and let them handle it, trying to scare him I guess. The little shit said, "Call them. I don't care."
I still haven't called the police. I don't want him to feel labeled as a theif and a drug user. And what if they charge him with something? The programs here for teens are HORRIBLE. All of the teens that I know who have been through any programs here have gotten into the wrong friend groups and got so much worse.
I don't know what to do
I kicked out my partner a couple of months ago. It's been amazing. He was insanely psychologically abusive to me and the kids. Now we are all in the healing process.
He isn't bio dad of my 13 year old. His bio Dad is an absent parent who just pays me child support.
We live in a very bad neighborhood. It isn't safe for anyone to be outside after dark.
All of his friends from school are really good kids. But all of his neighborhood friends are straight up hood rats. I try my best to always take him to hang out with his school friends when he wants to because I want that exposure for him. They all play basketball and go hiking.
The other day, he stayed up all night long (idk even know what he was doing because I turn off the wifi and take electronics at 11 pm). He snuck out for a few hours, doing idk what. I took his phone and he has to do extra chores as a consequence.
Later that day while me and his brother were taking a walk, he 1. Turned off all the camera in the house. 2. Tried to break into my safe (there's NOTHING in it and it knows it. It's literally empty.). 3. Allowed a bunch of hood rat kids INTO MY BEDROOM and they all went through my UNDERWEAR drawer. All I have in there is vibrators, thank goodness, BUT STILL. FUCKING VIOLATED. 4. Tried to steal a neighbors dirt bike and cut the brake line.
All of that within a ONE hour time frame. Like, WTF kid.
So he's grounded. Soooo fucking grounded.
Yesterday I asked him to take the trash out. I was knee deep in school work and didn't realize he didn't come straight back.
This KID walked a half a mile to some random gas station and STOLE a bunch of THC vapes.
A neighbor kid told me. So my son immediately tried to fight the poor kid.
The irony of the situation is that he couldn't figure out how to turn the vape on - THANK GOD.
He's so out of control and I am struggling so freaking bad. I told him I would call the police and let them handle it, trying to scare him I guess. The little shit said, "Call them. I don't care."
I still haven't called the police. I don't want him to feel labeled as a theif and a drug user. And what if they charge him with something? The programs here for teens are HORRIBLE. All of the teens that I know who have been through any programs here have gotten into the wrong friend groups and got so much worse.
I don't know what to do
>son lacks father figure
>hangs with niggers
>becomes nigger
Sany Much Cases. Although she doesn't mention what race the bio dad is, she just says he is absent and pays child support which may be a dead giveaway.
>hangs with niggers
>becomes nigger
Sany Much Cases. Although she doesn't mention what race the bio dad is, she just says he is absent and pays child support which may be a dead giveaway.
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Theres no excape from it
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Troon video essayist Dead Domain has released a video critiquing Ye's recent song "Heil Hitler".
Here's another video he released a while back about Synthetic Man. Thought it might be relevant since Synth has been declared a lolcow now. There's a bunch of unhinged clips of Synth condensed into one place if you want to skim them for next week's MATI @Null
Here's another video he released a while back about Synthetic Man. Thought it might be relevant since Synth has been declared a lolcow now. There's a bunch of unhinged clips of Synth condensed into one place if you want to skim them for next week's MATI @Null
Catgirl Tyranid
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Well that was unespected.
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Jesus Christ. I fell asleep listening to one of the MATI archives. And I woke up to some Muslim live stream, everything was in Arabic, they were speaking some sand people language. When I went back through what auto played. It went to some ordinary gamer, the. Eventually to that.
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I get that it's probably protocol or whatever but it's so ridiculous that they've put like eight rifle rounds through this dude and they're still screaming at him to put his hands up when he's on the ground fucking dead.
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Here's my six-month analysis of Asmongold reacts:
hand-skimming the @AsmonTV youtube channel, stopping at around the six month mark as of today, 5/21/2025
"Description - The official Asmongold channel for all of his stream content (Highlights, Competitions, Reactions & More). Asmongold TV is owned by Asmongold and run by Daily Dose of Asmongold and CatDany, with the main goal of bringing you the best moments from the stream."
Videos fall into one of three categories: politics & world news, reacts to other creator's content(typically games, media, or culture war adjacent subjects) or ad-libbed content prompted by browsing twitter, reddit or riffing off personal thoughts and opinions on a subject(dunking on Hasan Piker, games monetization theory, etc.) I was surprised to seriously browse and see 75% politics and world news, since that isn't the primary content I listen to from him as background gaming noise. When I skimmed the remaining 25% of content looking for "Rev says desu videos", I'd open the video in another tab and check which video/creator was credited and fill the list below. Some users are instantly visible on mouseover, the thumbnail animating on mouseover makes HeroHei videos obvious because it's all Marvel Rivals footage, or Rev with his instantly recognizable avatar, but I'd check the videos anyways to make sure. Not 100% accurate or scientific but it's pretty detailed and close enough
"Description - The official Asmongold channel for all of his stream content (Highlights, Competitions, Reactions & More). Asmongold TV is owned by Asmongold and run by Daily Dose of Asmongold and CatDany, with the main goal of bringing you the best moments from the stream."
Videos fall into one of three categories: politics & world news, reacts to other creator's content(typically games, media, or culture war adjacent subjects) or ad-libbed content prompted by browsing twitter, reddit or riffing off personal thoughts and opinions on a subject(dunking on Hasan Piker, games monetization theory, etc.) I was surprised to seriously browse and see 75% politics and world news, since that isn't the primary content I listen to from him as background gaming noise. When I skimmed the remaining 25% of content looking for "Rev says desu videos", I'd open the video in another tab and check which video/creator was credited and fill the list below. Some users are instantly visible on mouseover, the thumbnail animating on mouseover makes HeroHei videos obvious because it's all Marvel Rivals footage, or Rev with his instantly recognizable avatar, but I'd check the videos anyways to make sure. Not 100% accurate or scientific but it's pretty detailed and close enough
Asmongold reaction content by creator over the last 6 months:
@Revsaysdesu x4
@HeroHei x12
@FLEEKAZOID x5
@videogamedunkey
@sungrandstudios
@MoreCohh x2
@LukeStephensTV x2
@LegendaryDrops x5
@BellularNews x2
@YongYea
@TheActMan
@PaddaPlays x2
@CriticalDrinker x3
@SunnyV2 x4
@SmashJT x2
@Shoe0nHead
@Channel5YouTube x2
@Revsaysdesu - lolicon king & culture wars vtuber who has switched audiences three times with a thread here
@HeroHei - algorithm rider with a relaxing voice making video game industry news, may be transitioning into a vtuber
@FLEEKAZOID - makes funny video game videos with a weird northeast accent, what happens if Sseth & Dunkey had a baby
@videogamedunkey - makes funny game videos with a weird fat accent, pretty popular
@sungrandstudios - small gaming youtuber that acts like he's a parallel game studio when critiquing games industry
@MoreCohh - Destiny if he was just a gaming dad and not a political sexpest
@LukeStephensTV - mid-sized gaming youtuber
@LegendaryDrops - small gaming youtuber, more prolific creator than Padda
@BellularNews - British podcast of WoW lore, gaming news & their own self-published games. Asmon covered them more in the past when he was WoW-active, still does depending on the topic
@YongYea - large korean gaming news youtuber & aspiring voice actor
@TheActMan - cucked gaming youtuber famous for fighting and losing to DMCA bully QuantumTV as they fought over Elden Ring videos & tweets
@PaddaPlays - small gaming youtuber, only has 8 videos so having two Asmongold features is unusual
@CriticalDrinker = Scottish youtuber that critiques movies & television on youtube, Hollywood & journos HATE him
@SunnyV2 = Aussie commentary video essayist on youtube, focuses on other content creators who are flawed, worksafe lolcow coverage
@SmashJT = fat old video games muckraker on youtube, currently in lolsuit with "games journalist" Alyssa Mercante, they have separate threads on each other
@Shoe0nHead = bald mother lolcow youtube grifter, has a thread here
@Channel5YouTube = alternative man-on-the-street interviews and US news
@HeroHei - algorithm rider with a relaxing voice making video game industry news, may be transitioning into a vtuber
@FLEEKAZOID - makes funny video game videos with a weird northeast accent, what happens if Sseth & Dunkey had a baby
@videogamedunkey - makes funny game videos with a weird fat accent, pretty popular
@sungrandstudios - small gaming youtuber that acts like he's a parallel game studio when critiquing games industry
@MoreCohh - Destiny if he was just a gaming dad and not a political sexpest
@LukeStephensTV - mid-sized gaming youtuber
@LegendaryDrops - small gaming youtuber, more prolific creator than Padda
@BellularNews - British podcast of WoW lore, gaming news & their own self-published games. Asmon covered them more in the past when he was WoW-active, still does depending on the topic
@YongYea - large korean gaming news youtuber & aspiring voice actor
@TheActMan - cucked gaming youtuber famous for fighting and losing to DMCA bully QuantumTV as they fought over Elden Ring videos & tweets
@PaddaPlays - small gaming youtuber, only has 8 videos so having two Asmongold features is unusual
@CriticalDrinker = Scottish youtuber that critiques movies & television on youtube, Hollywood & journos HATE him
@SunnyV2 = Aussie commentary video essayist on youtube, focuses on other content creators who are flawed, worksafe lolcow coverage
@SmashJT = fat old video games muckraker on youtube, currently in lolsuit with "games journalist" Alyssa Mercante, they have separate threads on each other
@Shoe0nHead = bald mother lolcow youtube grifter, has a thread here
@Channel5YouTube = alternative man-on-the-street interviews and US news
My unscientific observations are that HeroHei is featured way more than I expected in the past six months, and Rev was underrepresented despite prompting me to do the research. Despite only having single mentions, I know Dunkey and Shoe0nHead have been covered by Asmongold further back than six months and are therefore included. Bellular commentary was more frequent in past years but has declined, as has TheActMan and YongYea. If you have any interest in these individuals, hopefully their coverage and stats here are a useful data point for your own posts or threads in the future.
Rev's 4 videos that were covered by Asmongold in the past six months are titled and dated below:
Obsessed YouTuber CRASHES OUT Over Me And Asmongold And Then Brutally FOUND OUT - 2/23/2025
Huge Account CRASHES OUT Over Anime Characters And Got Immediately EXPOSED For Own Alarming Behavior - 2/11/2025
Woke CDPR Lore Designer Exposed For Hating Gamers As Concerns About "Witcher 4" Grow - 12/21/2024
Asmongold Haters HUMILIATED After Raging About "Ugly Female Leads In Video Games" - 12/19/24
Inconsistent, suddenly relevant than not, and throwing baldy's name into the title of the video probably helped. Sorry in advance that you can't quote/reply directly to this post because of length or data. Niggers.
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This seemed to actually likely be close to the real make up of Minnesota, so I'm not too worried.
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So apparently IDF forces have fired warning shots at European diplomats visiting the West Bank in Gaza. Should be News Hamster worthy
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The joe meme about the idf bombing their own allied guys is still relevant a year later.