The Gunt Whisperer
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- Mar 23, 2022
I stand corrected - to Jamie: that's a $400 custom made garbage bag and you STILL look like six week old ground beef stuffed into it.
That being said: thats one of the things that fascinates me about these wealthy fat cows (Jamie, Jordan, Anna I'm sure there are others) the spin of the "aspirational" lifestyle offset by their utter corporal disgustingness. I work in an industry that deals with the 1% every day and I have known a lot of (lovely) overweight wives of North Dakotan oil magnates or first generation CEOs etc. But that's an earnest kind of corn-fed overweight or comes from a life of eating really good food and enjoying the fruits of hard work and earned cash, for which I can only applaud them. Generally their daughters are rail-thin and availing themselves at every opportunity of all the private pilates classes and cosmetic procedures daddy's money can buy. Maybe it's my own jealousy speaking but I cant understand growing up having resources that most of us can only dream of and... using it to eat yourself into a size and shape that defies human comprehension. Less so do I understand their parents allowing them to carry on like that especially when young. I'm sorry honey but you need to fit into the Lilly Pulitzer dress for the garden party at the yacht club or daddy is going to lose all his business deals and we'll have to downgrade to a Mercedes.
Tickles me fucking pink I tell you. Little bit of schadenfreude and my own damage coming out to play, perhaps, but still. Peak kino.
Actually, apparently you are correct. She’s promoting Shein curve now.
Which is,.. a change. Several months ago her try-ons and hauls were boutique. So either her parents cut her allowance, or she sized out of those “custom” and boutique fatty fashion tarps. Probably both.
I’m pretty sure Jaimie is mentally retarded to some degree. She is just so fucking stupid it has to be congenital. Her twin sister also seems a little slow, but not as fucking retarded as Jaimie.
This is from an AMA from someone who supposedly roomed with Jaimie on their birthright trip:
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Besides the unfortunate weight distribution, she’s also ugly as fuck. There are megafatties that are actually cute and have traditionally pleasant features. Then there are the ones who are average, normal-looking. Jamie’s got a cross between bridge troll and bog witch going on.
That and the low IQ leads me to suspect some sort of gene mutation.