Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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A lot of things you do to me is against the site policy. Get the fuck out of here, demonic moralfag.
If you don't want us "touching the cow", then why are you here screaming at everyone and revealing embarassing secrets, including powerleveling about a sexually abused cat to prove you're "definitely not a zoophile"?

Because you are a bunch of pussies. Even women have more balls (in the form of ovaries) than any of you ever will.
No? Even when leaking personal information may be compromising, Kiwis will do anything but directly harm the cow. We are not stupid enough to cross certain lines. Quoting the rules of Kiwi Farms, we are not an autistic Illuminati.
 
You made fun of @Dr. Arinsu for being black (unprompted btw) 3 times. Im sorry that we hurt your precious fee-fees, but as your own adage goes, don’t throw stones in a glass house
Mentions work? Anyways. Yeah. His holier than thou got tiresome. So I decided to block him. Haven't been online so I haven't seen what this guy was saying anyways.
 
The fact some people here now speak of morality has demonic levels of irony. The same people who called me a nigger, spic, faggot, have told me to kill myself are now saying I did something wrong with what I wrote?

Hilarious.
Now you're getting woke on us? Man, you really are a BPDemon.
 
By the way. I don't know why I have to tell you the obvious, but your retarded, bootlicker jannies removed my ability to change the quote for my profile. The night I became infuriated with Tread Retard, I discovered I had no option to change the text.

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession. Being this maliciously disingenuous on something as serious as the accusations you throw at me isn't normal.

I'm not scared of you. I already spoke with the truth, and nothing you do will change it.

I am not sorry for my past, I never will. I have never harmed anyone that didn't deserve it. Yes, I am implying my father deserved enduring my self defense, and so did my mother.

That incest story writing that is, by the fucking way, incomplete? I moved on, and my detoxification made me not interested in such things anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Never again.

You won't ruin my dreams for economic independence. You will never manage to do so. You will never kill me, and you won't ruin me.

I don't care that, upon reading this, this angers you.

Good luck with your next punching bag, because I won't allow you to harm me.


Lying is a sin, Sneed. You are lying. Your actions bleed the real truth.
You heard, gringos? Consequences will never be the same.
 
Mentions work? Anyways. Yeah. His holier than thou got tiresome. So I decided to block him. Haven't been online so I haven't seen what this guy was saying anyways.
You will never be respected by these people. Your shade of skin is 5x darker than mine; that's the only thing they need to know. I mean, who else would say "nigger" just to replace "dick" or any variant of "asshole"? Hm? Either way, it's not like anyone using that word in a serious fashion, or to insult someone, is intelligent.

By the way, how does it feel knowing that at least one dark skinned man is managing to make 2 eastern Asian countries resent your race? I wanna know. I didn't count China because they already placed the seed in their populace's minds.

If you don't want us "touching the cow", then why are you here screaming at everyone and revealing embarassing secrets, including powerleveling about a sexually abused cat to prove you're "definitely not a zoophile"?
25th of May, 2025


No? Even when leaking personal information may be compromising, Kiwis will do anything but directly harm the cow. We are not stupid enough to cross certain lines.
I wasn't born yesterday, dumbass with the Teletuby profile picture. The amount of times your team has asked me to end my life speaks volumes of how much you don't want me alive. Which is why I'll keep living.

Remove the trackers from your URL you fucking tard.
Investigate who you borrow art for your profile you fucking tard.

Mexico is a violent 3rd world shit hole? I'm shocked at this news!
Chicago is located where? A first world country?! Glass houses, gotta hate them.
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.
A building in the middle of nowhere? Huh uh, sure.

Nobody wants to do to you what'd be the equivalent of kicking a preschooler in the face. Too little effort for no payoff whatsoever.
It's the exact opposite for me. People like you being dead is a huge benefit to this entire planet.

The fuck would you even do to defend yourself nigger you can't even walk for 5 minutes without needing to honk through your neck tube, let alone fight back.
You have a Fairly Odd Parents profile picture.

You speak like a dribbling imbecile. Your vocabulary does nothing to hide your low IQ.
Did @Sperg Spectating teach you this banter? You need a new friend, bro.
I gotta say I like this new hybrid SJW/Tradcath persona you've decided to put on for us. Extremely funny.
Hmm, social justice warrior?

How old are you, again? Because no one uses that anymore. My present-time beliefs would get me quickly excommunicated from the leftoid circle, anyways.

No you're talking too gay.
I'm not interested in e-dating you, fag.

Yes it is, it's pure self absorbed paranoia to think that. You want to call users here demonic, yet pleasuring yourself to images of animals with cum in their asshole makes you a saint I guess.
This. This is the very reason why you sound so angry. Who wouldn't want to be you, CmC? Yes, all of you are either mentally unstable or possessed; there is no other way for this behavior to make sense. How I wish for it to go full circle and learn that all of you ran off a cliff and died, like a herd of pigs.

You just don't like that people found embarrassing things about you.
Are you implying you would like people to find embarrassing things about you? All you have done is nitpick and lie.

If you want to talk about reality why not be honest for once, Claudio.
What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?
 
Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.
And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you
What you're saying here is that if you go in self-defense you will kill the other person.

That automatically negates self-defense and becomes premeditated murder.

I know you're such a pussy that you would not even try to kill a mosquito because you will be out of breath in like five minutes, but I think you should know that.
 
This is the very reason why you sound so angry.
What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?
> "You sound angry"
> "Kill your family and yourself"

Lol, if you say so. Why does it bother you so much to point out things you have done? Would I be angry if people found embarrassing things about me? No, being angry is pointless. You're welcome to point out where I have lied. Are you saying you didn't have the cub fur image on your account, that you don't have a treachea tube, or that you don't live in Mexico? Other than those things I haven't said anything about you. You are welcome to call me out if I have said anything untrue, though, please be specific.
 
Chicago is located where? A first world country?! Glass houses, gotta hate them.
homicide.webp
A building in the middle of nowhere? Huh uh, sure.
>he doesn't know farms culture
NGMI
It's the exact opposite for me. People like you being dead is a huge benefit to this entire planet.
People like you being dead would be a huge benefit to the entire planet*


all of you are either mentally unstable

Things said by a "mentally stable" person:

What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?
Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.
And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you
People like you being dead is a huge benefit to this entire planet.
But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession. Being this maliciously disingenuous on something as serious as the accusations you throw at me isn't normal.
Seems like Claudio is perfectly sane to me. We're the demons, guys.
 
Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.
And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you
He has truly lost it.
 
He has truly lost it.
No. This is the pinnacle of winning. Claus stands at the peak of Mount Victory. He looks down on all of us losers from ten miles up in the air. Every word of his snowballs down the mountain into a devastating avalanche upon all of his haters below. Claudio Hernández Castañeda has never been further from losing than he is now.
 
I wasn't born yesterday, dumbass with the Teletuby profile picture. The amount of times your team has asked me to end my life speaks volumes of how much you don't want me alive. Which is why I'll keep living.
Sure, Kiwis post this, but they would never kill or swat someone. In fact, people who seriously threaten a harmless lolcow with death here get ridiculed, and rightfully so. You just threatened us with death too.
 
I mean, who else would say "nigger" just to replace "dick" or any variant of "asshole"? Hm?
Claudio gave the gay Mexican brothel 1 star because nobody would suck his nigger or stick their nigger in his nigger. Luckily Claudio found a cat and stuck his nigger in it until its nigger fell out.

Am I doing it right?

5 days until May 25th. Tick tock tube toddler.
 
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