Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[AfghanBlue]

There's the poor who are merely unfortunate and hang grimly onto respectability no matter how hard life beats the shit out of them, and then there's the scum who've napalmed every single bridge and opportunity that they've ever had and ever will again. Even with all the drama with the addicts downstairs, Staph still can't tell the difference even though she's one of the later. Even my particularly speddy friends eventually realised that it was safer to just assume everyone with a substance abuse problem was dangerous because their impairments meant that they didn't have the ability to judge case by case, and it was easier and safer to just to shut that door completely. Even a friendly drunk has unfriendly friends.

Staph truly doesn't learn.

Wouldnt be surprised is Staph low key creepily enjoyed the power of being in a heightened position of control when "babysitting a drunk". She is all across all the increasingly normalised grimmer BDSM fetishes. A lot if edgelarp ofc but she has a genuine streak of gross in there.
Of course she always wrongly thinks she has the upper hand in a situation, so I look forward to her getting punched in thr mouth if she tries to do something weird thr next time this happens and she gets a little more comfortable /daring with the situation.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Thanks for the horrible thought of her trying to get her grubby paws on his soft birb while he's barely conscious

 

[brooky]

Maybe, but IMO this guy is definitely grooming her, in the sense of testing her boundaries. How long until he passes out on her couch or in her bed? How long before he wants harmless drunken cuddles, and then more?

I mean, i don't know WHY he would want those things. But stranger stuff has happened.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thanks for the horrible thought of her trying to get her grubby paws on his soft birb while he's barely conscious

The drunk is the ex-con pooner, though. If you show Stephanie a vulva, even one with a "t-dick," she'll hiss and recoil like Dracula.

Still amazed at how many of Stephanie's problems are down to leaving her door unlocked in an apartment complex. It's the physical version of letting scammers telnet in and buy Robux with her credit cards.

 

[squidward tentacles]

The drunk is the ex-con pooner, though. If you show Stephanie a vulva, even one with a "t-dick," she'll hiss and recoil like Dracula.

Still amazed at how many of Stephanie's problems are down to leaving her door unlocked in an apartment complex. It's the physical version of letting scammers telnet in and buy Robux with her credit cards.

The thought of Steph coming face to face with one of those massive hyena clits is pretty funny ngl.

To this day I don't understand why she leaves her door unlocked. Surely this isn't a habit she picked up from her parents? They aren't out in the country where everyone leaves their doors unlocked.

 

[Aunt Carol]

To this day I don't understand why she leaves her door unlocked. Surely this isn't a habit she picked up from her parents? They aren't out in the country where everyone leaves their doors unlocked.

Many years ago, Internet advice for kids going off to college was to "leave the door to your dorm room open," in order to make friends and be included. It was probably serious advice at first, but it got memed to the point of every "moving out to university" thread on GBS getting spammed with "LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN."

That's my theory, anyway. Strategy make sense in a dorm, or in an intentional community, or in a protected housing situation with on-site management, but this is just a low-income building, not an assisted living or a commune. A kind-hearted idealist with the ability to learn would have rethought her plan after the Evil Downstairs Neighbors saga; make people at least knock. She's got a cat to keep inside!

Also for someone who brags about "gooning" (and totally knows what "gooning" means) leaving her door unlocked is a weird strat, but I'm not here to kink shame.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I doubt she's leaving it unlocked as such, I think she just let's any cunt in any time because she's bored as fuck and has nothing happening, and couldn't argue the point anyway.

I'm here for a "drunk pooner wetting themsleves on her sofa" disgusting arc.

 

[a hapless toad]

"Never in my life have I had to babysit a high/drunk person."

In her mid 30s, was in college for 6+ years...

Tell us you've never had friends without telling us you've never had friends.

 

[often puzzled]

Letting relative strangers-- even if they're the closet thing you have to friends-- pass out drunk in your sped apartment is an incredibly poor decision. I just checked the timestamp on those tweets (or whatever they're called), and that was around 5 PM her time (yesterday). I don't think I have to tell anyone here that a person being that drunk in the late afternoon raises a red flag or two.

Surely her parents have drilled into her that she should keep her door locked? That seems like Spud Care 101. I could see them telling that she should only let trusted people inside-- but, of course, we know that Staph's sense of trustworthiness is deeply flawed. She'll let in the person who claims to align with her beliefs even if they're dead drunk midday, but she'd refuse to let in a "Blue MAGA" who was trying to help her extinguish a fire.

People who lack common sense to this degree really need a wrangler. In just the past few days, she's told us that she's been scammed (again), let a drunk into her apartment, and failed to notice that her neighbors moved out.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I am SHOCKED that Siggy has finally been to the vet, although I imagine Papa Frig took her. No shit she's over weight.

Alt text, because it's now one of my favourite useless things Staph writes:

A black and white cat lying on a small corner end table serving as a pagan altar. Also pictured in the background is a blahaj from IKEA and an empty box stacked on top of an ottoman. The cat is looking off towards the windows that are just out of frame.

Wow, describing things that aren't even in the photo. Brilliant.

My girl is only 12 lbs

ONLY.

12 POUNDS.

Jesus fucking Christ, Staph.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Is it me or is her alt text reading like a description/prompt for AI art as opposed to "overweight adult female black and white cat lounges on couch" for the visually impaired?

"Cat" is probably an understood concept that blind people don't need to see to have an idea of what one looks and feels like. A blahaj? Just say it's a shark plush pillow.

 

[often puzzled]

Is it me or is her alt text reading like a description/prompt for AI art as opposed to "overweight adult female black and white cat lounges on couch" for the visually impaired?

"Cat" is probably an understood concept that blind people don't need to see to have an idea of what one looks and feels like. A blahaj? Just say it's a shark plush pillow.

The way she does alt text is really, really, really wrong. There are best practices for alt text, and multiple wordy sentences of masturbatory text-- that's not it. This is not an official guide of any sort, but it's a lot closer to what you should be doing than what she does. This also works. Overall, you need to be concise and to highlight what's important about the image. In the context of a tweet, you need to highlight what's important about your image as it relates to the text. All that garbage about backgrounds and so on is utterly unnecessary.

A better alt text caption for the Siggy picture might be: "a chubby black and white cat lies on a table." I mention "chubby" not to fat-shame Siggy but because Staph's tweet specifically mentions her weight, which thus makes the chubbiness relevant to the alt text.

She clearly has zero experience with low-vision concerns, but she has zero experience with everything . . . so, yeah.

Also: Jesus, Staph, your cat is way, way too fat. And she's young. They run a lot of calories off at that age, so Staph must be overfeeding her to an appalling extent.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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She clearly has zero experience with low-vision concerns

And also, crucially, she doesn't give a fuck. The alt text is always a vehicle to sperg more about herself. Very important that they know about THE PAGAN ALTAR and DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION pins and shit so theyre aware she's a cool and magickal tranny activist, who cares about the actual subject of the image.

 

[moorhen]

It’s weird that she says that Sigyn is home from the vets and not that the pair of them are. Almost like Papa Frigg took the cat and Steph stayed at home, rotting on the couch.

There’s no carrier picture, no vet picture, nothing that could indicate that she, herself (a full grown adult), took her own cat to the vet.

 

[Dingleberry Inhaler]

Female cats are normally 8lbs, that is not a little chubby. She fat.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Almost like Papa Frigg took the cat and Steph stayed at home, rotting on the couch.

She just talked about him coming over recently (re him noticing the eviction downstairs), so my guess would be that's correct.

...fwiw he's probably the cat's legal owner since he had to adopt Siggy due to Stapphy's red flags at the adoption center.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Female cats are normally 8lbs, that is not a little chubby. She fat.

At sort of the higher level of normal. 5/6 is about average apparently. 12 is crazy.
Staph popped up on one of my rare glances on tiktok and with the cats weight fresh in my mind, it made me realise that LOL she is giving that poor cat fat-girl MySpace-angles in all the posts of her. Desperately trying not to show her bod. Bleak.
This tiktok was two pictures almost exactly the same, both cutting off most of the cat in favour of acres of beige kitchen tile.

And ofc the recent ones of her conviently hidden behind a big lump of photogenic Upholstered Sofa for no apparent reason.
Bleak. When you find yourself decitfully cutting off 3 quarters of the cat... Just do her a fucking favour and give her some execesie and less food. It's really not hard. Why give her a shit painful shortened life when you have a clear path not to?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I made a pact with Loki that of he got me a cat... I would name if after him. Since it ended up being a girl cat, I named her after his wife.

This never fails to crack me up. So cisnormative of our radical gender punk. Loki has the ability to change genders, so why didn't Staph keep her promise and call her Loki anyway? Too concerned that people would know you named her after a Marvel character?

Updates, nothing too interesting:


I legit think Jon sounds like an AI bot, which would make this interaction funnier. Poor Mama Frig, hope she's doing ok.


Stupid.


Ok, Yankee.


Surprising choices from Staph, although I don't know which ones I imagine she would truthfully pick. Why you would use screenshots of the IMDb pages, rather than the film posters, I do not know. Retard logic.


By 'we' I imagine she means her mom does all the work whilst she watches.


LMAO. Fucking KEL. I swear she changes her 'first ever celebrity crush' every time she is asked. X to doubt on a brown man. I would love to read Staph's 'little essay' she wrote about Kel when she was 9.


This was her new Mastodon pinned post.

My name is Yarrow (they/he), and I'm a nonbinary transmasc and intersex druid and seidrmann. I mainly work within the Satanic (Infernal), Irish, and Norse pantheons. Most recently, I have been approached by a few Slavic and Baltic deities.

I am a godspouse to Loki and a spirit spouse to two human spirits.

I use this account to promote my blog, Youtube channel, and to connect with like-minded folk.

'Approached by a few Slavic and Baltic deities.' Give us some names and the reasons why they have wanted to communicate with a random American. Has word got round the astral plane that you'll fuck anything vaguely god shaped?


Still using her pagan Facebook to call out people she disagrees with.


LOL. Oh, Gravy Crockett... if only you knew she is refering to her imaginary boyfriend based on the image of either Heath Ledger or Richard Ramirez. Yes, the rest of the polycule are imaginary as well. The hilarity of being 'aroace' but in a 'polycule.'

 

[moorhen]

I feel bad for Mama Frigg having her her private business blasted all over the online, but Steph saying she’s disabled and then that she’s been dealing with IBS like it’s some crippling disease and not an easily manageable with diet and medication illness is hilarious. I know flare ups are awful but it doesn’t make you disabled over some crippled woman who needs a walker to be able to move.

I would be of the opinion being a week out from surgery does make you disabled, even if it’s only temporary, and that would be a better reason for needing the space the disabled stall affords.

That last screenshot is hilarious too. She talks about sex so much, in such a weird way, even strangers would immediately know she’s never been touched.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

'Approached by a few Slavic and Baltic deities.' Give us some names and the reasons why they have wanted to communicate with a random American. Has word got round the astral plane that you'll fuck anything vaguely god shaped?

At the risk of sounding like a history sperg... I'd give anything for her to learn about the Northern Crusades, when all the original Baltic pagans were Christianised, because it happened several centuries after Scandinavia became Christian and Sweden even took part on the side of the crusaders. Mostly because I'd like to see the mental gymnastics around muh Nordic ancestors and her new obsession. Though we all know Yarbles doesn't read unless it can fit in with her god-fucking fetish and makes up her own version of historical events to make herself look like the most oppressed of all.

That last screenshot is hilarious too. She talks about sex so much, in such a weird way, even strangers would immediately know she’s never been touched.

Most "asexuals" are just turbo-virgins who are terrified of real sex for whatever reason, or are so unlikeable that nobody will touch them. I suspect a bit of both for Staph - she fantasises about all this degenerate shit with gods and ghosts but is terrified at the idea of a real man (because she's straight beneath all the absurd labels) being nothing like her imaginary softboi harem and possibly hurting her especially if she's got the condition she claims to have. Though part of me wonders if she's making it all up as an excuse to avoid the responsibility of improving herself in order to find an actual partner, since she's just nasty inside and out.