Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

I'm just a tourist occasionally in the thread these days, but it seems like some of the nanny phonebooking from May 2024 wasn't archived in the thread, at least under the Holtberg surname.

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Couldn't get the LinkedIn to archive. Not sure if there's any changes because Fleetwood had it last May too.

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Ten year old Twitter that didn't seem to be archived.

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Abandoned alternate Pinterest account from a decade ago.

A woman as normal as her was unequipped to deal with the horrors of Nick and Kayla

 

[Dude Snakes]

And people think I’m mean for hoping he gets beaten to death in public.

That is based, child abusers should be killed in public as a warning to others not to do the same.

 

[AnOminous]

That is based, child abusers should be killed in public as a warning to others not to do the same.

Nick needs to be beaten to death. His continued existence serves no purpose.

 

[Stiffy]

I have a thought here. What if Nick's little favorite "golden child" nine year old daughter is a narcissist just like him?
A little female Damien Omen type with a sinister temperament she was born with. So my question is out of the five kids who is the scapegoat then?
Personality disorders in the Cluster B spectrum can be hereditary. Although many would argue that narcissists are not born they are made. I already have my suspicions that Kayla is fucked up too, and not just on Xannies, or whatever she takes to numb her from the walking shitshow she married, and her meaningless existence. I don't think she has high narcissistic traits like Nick, but she could easily be a Borderline like April. BPD and NPD relationships are very common, and they can last a long time. Toxic attracts toxic.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

I know the scriptures say "Judge not lest ye be judge" but you know what? i'm going to come out and say it, this Nicholas Rekieta guy, this guy is a real jerk!

 

[AnOminous]

A little female Damien Omen type with a sinister temperament she was born with. So my question is out of the five kids who is the scapegoat then?

It would explain why he might have dosed her with cocaine.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick needs to be beaten to death. His continued existence serves no purpose.

His continued existence only harms his family and former friends.
The only positive is that his spiraling is funny to us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So my question is out of the five kids who is the scapegoat then?

No offense intended but I think this thinking is one step removed from fanfic. We don’t know these kids and anything we’d speculate would be irrelevant anyway.

The sad truth is that fucking Kiwi Farms users have shown more respect and consideration for the Rekieta kids than their own father has. I’d hope we can keep it that way.

 

[Captain Manning]

And people think I’m mean for hoping he gets beaten to death in public.

That is based, child abusers should be killed in public as a warning to others not to do the same.

Nick needs to be beaten to death. His continued existence serves no purpose.

This is the amusing difference between this thread and the BMJ thread.

We actually WANT our cow to die, or be incarcerated for a long period of time.

It's not our goddamned fault that Minnesota is a faggot ass state that allows him to keep being an evil son of a bitch.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Aaron ate my goo : Nick ate Aaron's goo.

I am actually convinced that Nick was curious during his "sexual awakening" and either ate his own cum or someone else's.

If Nick wrote the agreement I guarantee it's unenforceable

With Nick's legal acumen, I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow would get the NDA turned around on him, and HE would be the one violating it.

Say what you want about Aaron. I will believe him over Nick every single time.

Aaron at least has believable stories, where you can assume that what he is saying is reasonably close to the truth, once you account for Aaron making himself look better in his story. Nick's stories are just complete fabrications. He admitted that he dreamed up an entire part of his plea agreement in court, and was so convinced he was right he had to go back and read the transcripts to realize that it wasn't true. Literally, for Nick, it was real in his mind.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is the amusing difference between this thread and the BMJ thread.

We actually WANT our cow to die, or be incarcerated for a long period of time.

It's not OUR goddamned fault that Minnesota is a faggot ass state that allows him to keep being an evil son of a bitch.

Are there any other cows on here that the regulars are rooting for them to die outside of pedophiles?

I don't even think people want Ralph to die this bad.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

There's Faran, there probably Gothic Sushi, and there's one other that I can't name but you're just gonna have to trust me on.

You can't just put that out there, and not elaborate a bit.

Was it a Locals chick?

 

[Edward Teach]

While I agree he should be within an inch of his life and then some, and then shot al la racoon style.....I will settle for this....with the hot topic belt.

 

[Melty Butter]

This is what Nick is referring to. It is a report from February 2023 which came out from the public documents in the @MNPublicRecords posts. She is simply referred to as an "un-named Nanny".

In other words, the person reporting the incident did not even know her name and likely only knew that the family had a nanny and nothing more than that.

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Last year, Nick referred to this report as bullshit and properly screened out, but he is now pretending that it was a report primarily regarding his nanny. This is clearly proven false even by the short summary of the report which shows that the person didn't even know her name.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just to put a point on this....

Today, in stream, Nick heavily implied that Chaney had a CPS case against HER as he was piling on accusations of her giving his kids alcohol and claimed to have contacted her current employers with this information.

It was a report against HIM. Can this man sink any lower?

 

[arc minsk]

I'm sorry to be a pain, but can anyone point me to the stream or clip of where Nick says he no longer believes in the "Instution of Marriage"? I was thinking when he came back a month or so ago,but i can't remember...Thanks in advance.

dont bother. it was some CHRIST COPE bullshit about gov't and marriage being intertwined. he would be able to rekieta cope law it either direction no matter your point and it would bounce off his wet noggin. you cannot argue with lolcows like that. you can only throw daggers at their brain stem.

>oh wow rekieta your hairline was better before april dumped you

just pure monkey shit is infinitely more effective than trying to pin him down on some theological ideation about some vague drunk bullshit he said or didn't say

 

[Vibralldo]

It was a report against HIM. Can this man sink any lower?

Yes he can

If he's this unhinged over the nanny wait until the bodycam footage drops

 

[Captain Manning]

Are there any other cows on here that the regulars are rooting for them to die outside of pedophiles?

Off the top of my head, DSP and Boogie.

If you ask me though, the DSP people are unhinged. I don't think DSP has done anything to warrant death.

You can't just put that out there, and not elaborate a bit.

Was it a Locals chick?

Not going to elaborate. I was told this in confidence, and I keep my word.

My point is that Nick hits on women and has tried to pull them into this polyamory shit before. You can still distill all this from the shit with Faran and GS. Plus, I almost forgot... MANdy too. Don't believe Nick's "if I wasn't married" shit with MANdy. Nick even said he wanted "her" to meet Kayla.

He's been doing this shit for a while, and got increasingly more brazen over the years.

AFAIK, Ms. Summer's Eve was the only fish Nick got to bite. Which doesn't speak very well of her IMO.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait to hear how it’s not Nick’s fault that his children are to be interviewed by CPS again. One can only hope that the kids use the opportunity to tell the truth about what goes on inside the Balldo bunker.

I’d bet good money that the house is right now every bit as filthy and dumpster-like as it was one year ago. It’s too much to hope for another police visit and another set of body cam footage to review.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

dont bother. it was some CHRIST COPE bullshit about gov't and marriage being intertwined. he would be able to rekieta cope law it either direction no matter your point and it would bounce off his wet noggin. you cannot argue with lolcows like that. you can only throw daggers at their brain stem.

>oh wow rekieta your hairline was better before april dumped you

just pure monkey shit is infinitely more effective than trying to pin him down on some theological ideation about some vague drunk bullshit he said or didn't say

Right..its just bugging me..cause i feel like i just heard it...i thought it was a simple clip...i was trying to find it on youtube and on here....but to no avail...... you are not wrong though.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate Nicky any harder he does this. Man's going for the Hat Trick. Both in lawsuits and lolcows of the year.
I want to also point out what he is trying to do. He is making a more drugged out response about how abusive the Nanny was and giving them booze like it 1880. Then walking it back. He is trying to normalize to his audience that Nanny would just give the kids a little bit of booze. He will then repeat this event a little bit harder. The goal is to imply(but never state) that the Nanny gave his daughter coke.
He is also trying to shift the blame of the general abuse. "The Nanny was a drunkard boozing my kids. That's why they didn't know how to feed or clothe themselves. I dindu nuffing." the blame is also being shifted for the future. "I can't afford a nanny no mo bish. The fact of tha matta is that my kids was gonna be neglected anyway cause I couldn't afford a good nanny." By making it seem he wants the best for his kids but he just can't give it to them. And you can't fault a guy for trying and failing a little.

I'm genuinely impressed by his move here. I knew the nanny was getting snaked for not taking the ED ridden Minnesota Micro. But him trying to shove all the blame onto her is next level.