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I absolutely, 100% agree with you on every point you postulated, but I'm obligated to say...Rat lore
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP PUSSY. Fucking weirdo, worry about your own life bro, WEIRD FUCK.
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I absolutely, 100% agree with you on every point you postulated, but I'm obligated to say...Rat lore
"OH MRS RACKETS. NOT NOW BABE, I'M WINNING LCOTY RIGHT NOW." - Austin probablywhat rackets has done so far this year
-eaten ramen at 4am or whatever. nobody gives a fuck nobody cares
what bossman has done so far this year
-smashed eggs on his head
-kept himself VERY well hydrated with frequent water breaks
-fucked your mom
-DTPN
-won well over $300k
-lost well over $300k
-breezed through another rehab
-felt some type a way in jail
-done more coke than rackets has done his entire life
-bought the sickest CSGO skins
-kept derrick christmas' rent paid up a year in advance (again)
-fucked your mom (again)
-made his PO's mom squirt so hard his PO doesn't give a shit about arrest warrants from other counties
-DTPN
-eternally btfo dallas
-made south korean professional golfer si woo kim his bitch
-fucked your mom (many more times)
-DTPN
-found ratmandrew's drug stash, smoked it all up, and ratmandrew didn't do SHIT about it
-regulated ratdad without having to hit his old rat ass
Ok… I know this sounds retarded but I have actually thought of this.If Austin goes to prison, is anyone here going to take one for the team and get addicted to crack and online gambling?
“This is so rigged I’m just gonna turn myself in “After being scared by rat-dad knocking on his door to ask a question, twitchbossmanjack loses it all on Shuffle and hates his life bro. He literally jail-baits for more juice before ending the stream. Could this be the last minute of twitchbossmanjack content?
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I’ve written some really gay psychoanalytic shit on this website before (probably today even), but this sentence deserves a Gay Commentary of the Year Award.That’s going to be my milk from this LOLCOW when them chickens come home to roost - and they surely will.
What this guy said, rat.EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP PUSSY. Fucking weirdo, worry about your own life bro, WEIRD FUCK.
I'm a bonafide rat, no question. The rats will win, Damn That Prosecution Nice.I’ve written some really gay psychoanalytic shit on this website before (probably today even), but this sentence deserves a Gay Commentary of the Year Award.
What this guy said, rat.
Found the man that thinks the good guys always win despite overwhelming evidence otherwise.I'm a bonafide rat, no question. The rats will win, Damn That Prosecution Nice.
No, but I'd imagine if he is juiced enough he can find keyboard keys, but that doesn't mean he won't get ratted out.Do they have bags of keyboard keys in jail? Asking for a friend.
It’s so crazy he can get so fired up over low 3-4 figure bets with how high he has risen previously. And damn what a fast loss.Bossman rides the kenocoaster to agartha:
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Unfortunately he goes to dice and loses it all while on the phone with Mrs. Steezy (damn that pussy nice!):
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Someone else ITT said something along the lines of he isn’t addicted to winning money, he is addicted to gambling. That stuck with me and has proven true at every turn. The price of everything barely matters; he can be calm losing 60k and rage losing $400It’s so crazy he can get so fired up over low 3-4 figure bets with how high he has risen previously.
This alone should make Austin multiyear champion. The faggot lawyer doesn’t even have a cool catchphrase. Maybe he should start shouting damn that perjury nice or something to be relatable to us who aren’t completely gay-DTPN
Honestly ratdad could stand to lose a few pounds and crack can help with that! Plus ratmom might enjoy him increasing the rates of motherfucking. I don't think Scott is much of a gamer, but that won't really affect the CS performance or Elden Ring progress.Ok… I know this sounds retarded but I have actually thought of this.
Rat Dad.
Think about it, it’s Rat Dad‘s fault that Austin is in jail in the first place. He should definitely take up the mantle since he’s already got all of Austin streaming equipment. He can stream to make sure Austin keeps his audience and Rat Dad gets to learn exactly how hard Austin‘s work is.
Take a hike bro take a fucking hike you ratcunt squeaks
Okay but how did they teach the cat to do that though?!?