Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Taco Santo!]

Hannah is supposedly going to be isolated from other people because there's measles going around in the local area:

So nothing changes, then?

 

[Temperance]

She's sperging out on Bluesky right now about a comment that nobody can see because she blocked it. Apparently the person pointed out that it's not great to smoke copious amounts of weed while pregnant and she took umbridge at that. But I can't grab screenshots at the moment so

This is a response to someone that used marijuana under the advise & supervision of my obgyn because I had already lost 5 pregnancies due to inability to gain weight from hyperemesis. Probably my ex

If anyone has an opinion on how i experienced infertility, miscarriages, IVF, pregnancy, labor, or delivery, they’re free to talk to me after they’ve gone through the decade of reproductive issues I’ve had

Marijuana consumption can be a game changer during pregnancy: https://norml.org/news/2022/08/25/s...-anti-emetics-for-hyperemesis-gravidarum/?amp

Now I’m 15 months out from birth & remain severely anemic & have lost 65 lbs. Doctor’s concerned because I’ve gone from morbidly obese to being able to seeing my rib cage & this is with daily cannabis use! It’s always those with easy pregnancies that judge the rest of us.

As a reminder, Becky bragged earlier this year about the work she put in for her weight loss. No mention of it being some tragic illness.

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Unrelated:

Becky tries to get another person to follow her. I've definitely seen "Anna Phylaxis" around before - probably as a big troon lolcow orbiter.


More vagueposting about possibly losing her dogs:

 

[salt]

Is Becky going to cancel her big Father’s Day disney trip? That’s always where the SoCal measles outbreaks start…

Hannah is old enough to have gotten her first MMR vaccine, which is 93% protective against measles. The second shot bumps that up to 97%. Maybe she’s just looking for excuses to leave Hannah at home so she doesn’t have to modify her Disney Adult Dream Vacation.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Becky managed to pick so many lies in just one post!

1. On what fucking planet would any OBGYN suggest that an expectant mother needs to blaze a fatty?

2. 5 pregnancies? Can someone tell Becky that a blodclot does not count as a pregnancy?

3. Bitch, we saw your photos in the past ten years. You obviously did not have any problem getting a FAT ASS

4. Blaming Daniel for everything is getting so tiresome. Bitch, present some fucking receipts or STFU.

I haven't seen so many leathery bags since I walked into a Louis Vuitton boutique.

I suspect that Becky nuked her account on purpose, so she could blame it all on Daniel and milk it for maximum attention and Patreon bucks. She lost a lot of followers and social cache when she made the move from Twitter to Bsky, and this is prime opportunity to give it another try while also "hiding" all the posts admitting her habit of getting smoked out instead of caring for the baby.

 

[AnOminous]

Tf is a “separation ritual”? Like, the polyamory part is obviously fucking stupid, but there isn’t a “separation ritual” for Jews.

I bet this "rabbi" eats lobster on Passover just like Becky.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Please follow, you guiz! Please, Chuck Wendig, my favorite author!
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Help me find my frens
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You Bluesky people really like babies, right? I'll show you my kid!!
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Oh gods, pls just follow me. I'll do anything!

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The bloody knife is a dog toy apparently, btw.
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Hannah is supposedly going to be isolated from other people because there's measles going around in the local area:
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Man, that baby never smiles. Haunted eyes.

I wouldn't be at all shocked if even Becky's bluesky asspatters are taking this opportunity gratefully as a godS given opportunity to just quietly oops not find her new account. The constant rampage of blatant bullshit and lies would be getting too much for anyone, even if they did plaster a smile on. Which means, sooner rather than later, the old account I'd gona be back. Probably not even very cleaned up, either. Because effort.

Also I didn't realise she quite got a fucking fat as that. That's like.. specialist bought bras level fat. Kek. Also surprised to see her call herself morbidly obese.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Tf is a “separation ritual”? Like, the polyamory part is obviously fucking stupid, but there isn’t a “separation ritual” for Jews. There are some parts of traditional Jewish divorce that are kind of ritualistic I guess? But it’s really more like exchanging legal documents, albeit in a religious context. It’s also not to make anybody feel better or make them feel fulfilled or whatever.

You thought this rabbi is gonna do the "separation ritual" for free?

Do we know the name of her temple?

 

[AnOminous]

You thought this rabbi is gonna do the "separation ritual" for free?

Do we know the name of her temple?

She has no temple. Anywhere that would allow this demon is a ciborium of unholy evil.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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Tf is a “separation ritual”? Like, the polyamory part is obviously fucking stupid, but there isn’t a “separation ritual” for Jews. There are some parts of traditional Jewish divorce that are kind of ritualistic I guess? But it’s really more like exchanging legal documents, albeit in a religious context. It’s also not to make anybody feel better or make them feel fulfilled or whatever.

Apparently pretend weddings require pretend divorce?

 

[Postal Dude]

This is a response to someone that used marijuana under the advise & supervision of my obgyn because I had already lost 5 pregnancies due to inability to gain weight from hyperemesis. Probably my ex

I bet she never actually had HG. She probably had morning sickness for a few weeks and her BPD brain blew it up into “omg I was throwing up so much I could’ve DIED GAIS!!!”. By “obgyn supervision” she probably means that she saw someone on Twitter who’s a cousin of a friend of an MD post about smoking pot while pregnant; pretty sure self-admitted drug use to a mandatory reporter during pregnancy is a great way to get your unborn potato kid taken by CPS right out the gates unless Cali is just that much of a backwards shithole. That said, I’m actually in awe with how often I see women bragging about their weed use during pregnancy now. It’s not just Becky. Just no shame at all.

The abusive BPD mom, THC-induced brain damage, neglect-induced brachycephaly, and rape tranny tía are really going band-for-band with how much they can fuck up this child’s life. Don’t take it from me. Don’t even take it from the cannabis industry lobbyists she cited to make herself feel better for ruining her daughter’s chance at a normal life before she was dragged kicking and screaming from the seahag’s womb. Take it from the MDs who make their living doing paediatric research:

“Effects of perinatal THC exposure start getting noticeable as early as four years of age. Young children are likely to show lower scores on verbal reasoning and memory tasks, poor language comprehension, visual and perceptual functions. These effects are found to be dose-dependent. Deficits are seen in impulse control, problem-solving, attention span, and analytical skills among older-age children. Lower global achievement, reading, spelling and, math scores are also seen in this age group.”

Shukla S, Doshi H. Marijuana and Maternal, Perinatal, and Neonatal Outcomes. [Updated 2023 Aug 14]. In: StatPearls [Internet]. Treasure Island (FL): StatPearls Publishing; 2025 Jan-. Available from: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK570616/

I mean, like… duh. This is just a random page I pulled off of NLM but there are plenty of other papers to pull info from. Stoner mothers love hinging their cope on the apparent ambiguity of these studies; long-term outcomes for in-utero THC exposure are poorly understood. We just don’t have enough data; until we have more longitudinal studies we won’t know to what extent THC use harms the developing brain. But, like… it’s in your bloodstream, it crosses the blood brain barrier, you are literally using with your unborn child. It’s despicable to roll the dice with your child like that.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

pretty sure self-admitted drug use to a mandatory reporter during pregnancy is a great way to get your unborn potato kid taken by CPS right out the gates

There is nothing to mandatorily report when the drug being used is legal in that jurisdiction.

There is a lot of advice for pregnant women. Providers (reasonably) have to choose their battles lest people opt out of receiving care entirely and turn to unlicensed lay midwives or DIY. It's a very real concern especially among the demographic worshiping at the altar of dude, weed.

Yeah weed exposure causes bad outcomes. So does being raised by a whore with a revolving door on her bedroom, but that's not reportable either.

Now if she were to refuse the delivery room hep b shot, question the 6 month covid shot, or- horror of horrors- misgender her child, well, that's Real Shit.

 

[Umaibae]

Man, that baby never smiles. Haunted eyes.

This was literally my first thought as well: This baby never looks happy. Hahnuh is always shown off alone in a corner, playing with some dirty dog toy (or worse), surrounded by cables and clutter, with no one engaging with her. It’s one thing to be an ugly baby — but it’s infinitely more upsetting to see a sad, under-stimulated toddler.

This is a fun age to be around kids. They like to explore and ask questions and play and talk. I get not being down with infants — I’m not a huge fan, either — but when kids begin to become cognizant and develop personalities, it’s really charming. I never see Becky indulging in this at all.

Becky has isolated her child, which should be considered a form of abuse.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Don’t want to go on and on about pregnancy, but doctors and nurses absolutely will get uptight about really minor things because medical science just doesn’t know the impact on a foetus. I’m talking stern warnings to stay away from sushi, never mind medications.

The idea that Becky immediately found an obgyn who went “yeah bestie, 420 hotbox that womb erry day” is beyond laughable.

 

[Temperance]

Do we know the name of her temple?

Temple Adat Elohim. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-17943034
https://www.adatelohim.org/

This was from the Brit Bat / naming ceremony held for Hannah in the backyard of the McMansion.

Interesting to note that despite converting in ~2016, she didn't bother to officially join a synagogue until 2024 - pretty much right after Hannah was born. Becky always made lame excuses previously, usually about how she couldn't afford to pay the membership dues.


Becky's blogpost about her experiences with synagogues is illuminating: https://remembrancermx.wordpress.com/2024/04/22/a-tale-of-three-synagogues/ [Archive]

Spoiler: Excerpt

Synagogue #1 – “Where have you been keeping him?”

My conversion took place in a rather progressive little synagogue in Los Angeles. The clergy and support staff was diverse, especially when it came to queer Jews, and I felt so at home that I decided to convert two sessions into the class.
That being said, I didn’t feel comfortable being completely open with my bet din. I was asked about whether I planned to raise my children Jewish, what I felt made up a Jewish home, and I answered those questions honestly. But I never mentioned that second partner of mine. Part of me worried my conversion would not be approved if I mentioned him. So I bit my tongue, despite wanting to talk about this important part of my life. J accompanied me to the mikveh, and D did not. I still have a lot of Feelings about that.
A few services following my conversion, though, I was done. Hiding felt like admitting I was doing something wrong, and I firmly believed I was not. We decided to be low key about it. After a Shabbat service, we went up to the Rabbi and introduced D.
“And who is this?” asked the Rabbi.
“This is our boyfriend,” I responded, terrified.
He took a beat, then asked if he was Jewish. I responded that no, D was not Jewish, but he was part of our Jewish family.
The rabbi smiled, “So where have you been keeping him then?”
It was the last time we hid our triad in a synagogue. And, in many ways, it was the first time I felt fully comfortable as a polyamorous Jew. I owe that Rabbi quite a bit (including my chosen name, Yonah!). I hope, one day, he discovers the impact he had.

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Synagogue #2 – “I accept you, but this congregation probably isn’t for you.”

Our second synagogue was chosen purely due to location. D wanted to convert, and it was the closest synagogue with a Judaism 101 class. It was not the sort of synagogue that we would frequent. Higher income, minimal social activism. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it didn’t fit us. We just needed his conversion to be finalized and we would be on our way.
It was a beautiful class. I stopped attending early on due to the pandemic, but D raved about it, especially the Rabbi who he absolutely adored.
As the time drew closer for his mikveh immersion, we asked the Rabbi if she felt the synagogue was the right fit for us as a polyamorous triad. She was completely open with us.
“I accept you,” she said, “but this congregation probably isn’t for you.”
Translation: you belong to the People Israel, and you are part of my people, but there are places you would be more comfortable.
We appreciated her honesty. Better to take time to find the right fit than try to work with a synagogue not set up to spiritually sustain us.

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Synagogue #3 – “God doesn’t discriminate, but our database software does!”

Our third, and hopefully final, synagogue took time to locate. We bought a house and settled down to try and have a child. This synagogue was no longer about us alone; we were now seeking a synagogue that would embrace our child.
And we certainly found it.
The Rabbi was happy to meet us and discuss our concerns. At some point during the conversation, I mentioned that I wanted a place where our child would not be asked to explain our family. The Rabbi politely disagreed.
“Questions are good,” he smiled, “Respectful questions are how we educate. Welcome questions!”
I pointed out this was a good ideal, but I didn’t want our child to feel there was something wrong with her.
“And she won’t,” he assured, “We will make sure of that. She will be safe here. But let people ask you questions. It is the only way your family can be better understood.”
I had grown so jaded by comments in the form of a question that I had forgotten some questions are actually well-intentioned. The Rabbi was right. It was no longer just about our triad, or even our growing family. We could make space for other families like ours.
Which made it all the more hilarious when a panicked Rabbi called us the week after we registered.
“God doesn’t discriminate, but our database software does!” he cackled as we tried to fit three adults into a framework built for two.
I hope we’ll spend decades here. Maybe someday, there will be better database software.

(Temple Adat Elohim is #3 above.)

• She first went to a synagogue when she became interested in converting - I believe in 2016, partially because of Trump. She name-dropped it once as Temple Akiba. It was apparently a relatively normal one (albeit still liberal), and Becky was afraid of talking to the Rabbi about her degenerate/polyamorous lifestyle.
• Years later, when she finally browbeat Daniel into converting, they decided to find a more accepting one closer to where they live. I don't think it's ever been named, but it had a female rabbi who was personally okay with their lifestyle. Funnily, even this woke rabbi recommended that they not join her congregation, because the congregants might not be as accepting.
• And finally, Becky & the cucks joined Temple Adat Elohim in early 2024. It must be even more woke than the previous one.

That doesn't stop Becky from complaining about it though!



Anyway, I find it amusing that Temple Adat Elohim is less than 20 minutes away from the McMansion, but Becky still held Hannah's naming ceremony in her own backyard. I wonder how often she has even set foot inside the temple?

I suspect she just occasionally watches the services online... IF she can even be bothered to do that. From her synagogue blogpost:

Ultimately, finding a synagogue is not as important as non-Jews might think. Most of our holidays take place within the home. It is entirely possible to spend a lifetime never attending services in-person. Remote attendance has become even easier now that the pandemic has forced synagogues to livestream holiday services.

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Unrelated to the above:

As a reminder, Becky bragged earlier this year about the work she put in for her weight loss. No mention of it being some tragic illness.

While looking through old posts, I found more evidence that her weight loss was intentional & desired. Not a result of illness.


Oh, and here's where Becky admitted that she doesn't change any diapers. The smell is too "triggering". She also offloads most of the other unpleasant child-rearing tasks to the cucks. (I was looking for this a couple months ago but couldn't find it at the time.)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Temple Adat Elohim. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-17943034
https://www.adatelohim.org/

The rabbi looks like he is part lizard.



His resume includes gigs such as "song leader" at "Camp Swig" and being a "governance consultant".

 

[Temperance]

That's definitely an old picture. He's fully grey now and wears glasses: https://www.toacorn.com/articles/vigil-offers-comfort-hope/


I mention this because I realized you can actually see him in one of the naming ceremony photos:


^^ Right there
(Not really a point to this - just thought it was interesting.)

 

[unexpected onions]

The idea that Becky immediately found an obgyn who went “yeah bestie, 420 hotbox that womb erry day” is beyond laughable.

That obgyn is as real as the cybersecurity expert who told her it's ok to post Hannah's photos until she's 6 months old, the therapist who tells her she's the most amazing person on the planet and the peditrician who said you don't have to stop swaddling a baby until they've managed to roll over on purpose at least twice.

 

[Pargon]

That obgyn is as real as the cybersecurity expert who told her it's ok to post Hannah's photos until she's 6 months old, the therapist who tells her she's the most amazing person on the planet and the peditrician who said you don't have to stop swaddling a baby until they've managed to roll over on purpose at least twice.

And the devoted tranny lover who died (Becky most affected). And her lawyer (can’t afford it lol). And the hairdresser who called her a fat kike cunt or whatever (not an insult due to facts, except to real Jews). And every other invisible silent unreachable unidentifiable entity mentioned by her who agrees with whatever childish tantrum she’s thrown and then tried to retroactively justify on social media.

She is a dopamine-starved CNS with a frontal lobe dedicated entirely to ruining everyone around her for her personal benefit and pleasure, loaded into an adipose golem. She is not a person.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

My favorite part is how she was both unable to sustain a pregnancy because she couldn't gain weight, but also morbidly obese. Doctors won't go so far as to recommend actual weight loss during pregnancy, but obese women are told to gain as little weight as possible, ideally 0-10 lbs for the whole pregnancy. There is no reason someone with fat on their body to any real extent needs to gain weight in order to sustain a pregnancy. Becky's retconning of her supposed pregnancy losses to be about her being too much of a thin waif to keep her babies alive is the most ridiculous story yet.

Becky just saw the story about how marijuana is now being considered as a treatment for true HG and decided that's exactly what happened to her. And since she DFE'd really recently, she can be sure that anyone who comes back with receipts that none of this was true at all is wrong, because they got their receipts from the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Pargon]

My favorite part is how she was both unable to sustain a pregnancy because she couldn't gain weight, but also morbidly obese. Doctors won't go so far as to recommend actual weight loss during pregnancy, but obese women are told to gain as little weight as possible, ideally 0-10 lbs for the whole pregnancy. There is no reason someone with fat on their body to any real extent needs to gain weight in order to sustain a pregnancy. Becky's retconning of her supposed pregnancy losses to be about her being too much of a thin waif to keep her babies alive is the most ridiculous story yet.

Becky just saw the story about how marijuana is now being considered as a treatment for true HG and decided that's exactly what happened to her. And since she DFE'd really recently, she can be sure that anyone who comes back with receipts that none of this was true at all is wrong, because they got their receipts from the Kiwi Farms.

Ten years from now there’s going to be a shiny new KF logo all over the site, to welcome its millions of daily users, with its motto beneath:

“We tried to tell you, and you wouldn’t listen.”