Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[butterscotch latte]

wtf even is this dance, she looks stupid

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I think I just coughed up a lung laughing at this, thank you for blessing my day with this. Anna needs to do more dance content! This is a million times less depressing than the hackjob surgery arc has been.

 

[Barbarella]

I think I just coughed up a lung laughing at this, thank you for blessing my day with this. Anna needs to do more dance content! This is a million times less depressing than the hackjob surgery arc has been.

She’s done a lot of dance content over the years, and she looks insane doing it. She has some signature moves like bouncing her belly up while she throws out her elbows and makes a grunting, grimace, teeth-gritting face, that horrifyingly, I think she believes makes her look sexy. She does a lot of the same moves but her feet have become pretty stationary over the years.

Her balance is so off, you can literally see her gripping the ground with her toes, even in tennis shoes. She actually had the gall to make fun of kids street dancing in NYC last year during her bagelgate walk, and did the MadTV Stuart “look what I can do” move to laugh at them.

She’s so lacking in insight that she doesn’t realize that’s what she looks like to us everytime she dances. Or moves. Elaine Benis looks better dancing than Anna, and even in 2025, still looks more stylish in her clothes than Anna.

 

[Dr. Armchair]

Very strange reply to a comment on that Gap sweatshirt TikTok. Her body is changing so much she gets cold? What does that even mean? It doesn’t make any sense at all Fuzzyballons! Better avoid those Starbucks summer berry refreshers then, Anna!

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Very strange reply to a comment on that Gap sweatshirt TikTok. Her body is changing so much she gets cold? What does that even mean? It doesn’t make any sense at all Fuzzyballons! Better avoid those Starbucks summer berry refreshers then, Anna!

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Dont be mean. Its the weight loss durr. Her massive loss of bodyfat means that she gets cold. Cant you see the changes in her body?? Shes totally getting skinny and fit.

 

[Shaye]

I can’t grab the reel but I took some screenshots:
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Gray drink. Delicious.
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Why does she have the feet of a black woman? Filter? Filth? Circulation issues?
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First look at her bikini bawdy post-op. The vid is shit quality but her thighs are even more deformed by the lipo and regain.

Is she wearing underwear? Because it really looks like she's wearing underwear. I couldn't imagine coming across this in the wild.

 

[vlcsr]

wtf even is this dance, she looks stupid

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It’s a kpop group dance and I don’t know why she even bothered. She’s not even sort of doing the moves right and she also looks like she’s about to keel over. It’s kind of crazy that she can’t bend her legs.

For some hilarious throwback Anna dance content, here’s the collab she did with the Fitness Marshall:

There a behind the scenes vlog too. Has she ever not been obnoxious?

 

[Programmer Socks]

It’s a kpop group dance

Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Has she ever not been obnoxious?

No.

 

[Poopfart]

Dont be mean. Its the weight loss durr. Her massive loss of bodyfat means that she gets cold. Cant you see the changes in her body?? Shes totally getting skinny and fit.

She might start growing lanugo.

 

[Constellationzero]

For some reason (THANK GOD), that video didn't show the dancing AT ALL. But I heard the music, and...

Family Dollar JoJo Siwa is getting WORSE.

 

[irishlass]

I think I just coughed up a lung laughing at this, thank you for blessing my day with this. Anna needs to do more dance content! This is a million times less depressing than the hackjob surgery arc has been.

Oh my friend, if you haven't seen the vid of Anna dancing as part of a contest on a cruise ship, be prepared to lose the other lung. It's worth searching the thread for, lol.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

She might start growing lanugo.

She will start claiming her facial fuzz is lanugo.

 

[OttoWest]

Oh my friend, if you haven't seen the vid of Anna dancing as part of a contest on a cruise ship, be prepared to lose the other lung. It's worth searching the thread for, lol.

 

[irishlass]

Lol you're the best.

 

[Amberglow]

terrifying. Konfidence Kween strikes again.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Oh my friend, if you haven't seen the vid of Anna dancing as part of a contest on a cruise ship

That was good but the video of her twerking next to those black influencers is even better

 

[PotatoFace]

But whenever I see Anna gab on about it, she's doing something that actually, her body really can't do, at least in a traditional sense.

This is why Anna and April are my favorite lolcows (and why I followed Ragen Chastain's antics on snark sites 10+ years ago). They cannot or should not be putting their bodies through very physical challenges, but their ego and delusions of grandeur convince them that not only can they do it, but everyone should watch! And root for them! They want to be special! Maybe then their sad, fat lives will have meaning! Who cares that they can't wipe their own ass or bend over; did you see them "run" a half marathon??

These aren't expressions of pain or suffering; she's having fun!

 

[brooky]

Oh my friend, if you haven't seen the vid of Anna dancing as part of a contest on a cruise ship, be prepared to lose the other lung. It's worth searching the thread for, lol.

If we're recommending best Anna dances, it's the sponsored black influencer holiday circa 2021 for me.

Anna went to stay at a resort with a group of like, 10 young Black influencers. And I am not one of the resident Kiwi farms racists, so please don't write me off when I say these influencers were BLACK, and at a glance, not a single one was over 25 years old. They were all fit (or average-sized) women, except for one or two incredibly fit men, and ONE single white twink boy, who was also 25 years old at the oldest, and seemed to fit in as the token pet gay waaay better than Anna did.

There was one clip from a yacht trip they all did where the black girls were lined up, twerking their booties. And Anna was waaay over on the end, with a sizeable gap between her and the next girl, wiggling her fat load awkwardly. The guy who was filming lovingly lingered over all the luscious black booties, then caught a glimpse of Anna and quickly turned away.

It was hilarious. That trip had the first clips I actually downloaded from KiwiFarms so I could have them on hand to share with non-Kiwis.

 

[OttoWest]

That was good but the video of her twerking next to those black influencers is even better

If we're recommending best Anna dances, it's the sponsored black influencer holiday circa 2021 for me.

Anna went to stay at a resort with a group of like, 10 young Black influencers. And I am not one of the resident Kiwi farms racists, so please don't write me off when I say these influencers were BLACK, and at a glance, not a single one was over 25 years old. They were all fit (or average-sized) women, except for one or two incredibly fit men, and ONE single white twink boy, who was also 25 years old at the oldest, and seemed to fit in as the token pet gay waaay better than Anna did.

There was one clip from a yacht trip they all did where the black girls were lined up, twerking their booties. And Anna was waaay over on the end, with a sizeable gap between her and the next girl, wiggling her fat load awkwardly. The guy who was filming lovingly lingered over all the luscious black booties, then caught a glimpse of Anna and quickly turned away.

It was hilarious. That trip had the first clips I actually downloaded from KiwiFarms so I could have them on hand to share with non-Kiwis.

The infamous Tulum TikTok Trip starts here.

I wonder if Anna shared with her housemates that she was once considered the Kim Kardashian of Jamaica. I’m sure that would’ve gone over well.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Gorl World animator Dank Fupa is back after an extended hiatus and it seems they have discovered Anna.

This could get good!