Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Hojicha]

She's kinda flexible for a deathfat no? Unless her joints totally gave up.

Barely. She pushes herself for seconds of filmable effort. When she did the program with Wemove people or what ever they were called, they revealed she *cannot bend her knees* when she walks or "jogs". She has to throw her legs out at the hip to do so. You can see this in slower clips where she walks around as well. Browse the thread more and you'll see.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

You chunky ladies need to learn how to fucking archive.
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>but in Texas that can be a challenge
I mean sure, the temps are high, but it would surely be easier if she weren't wearing 5 layers of compressing clothes on her. Or without the additional ~400lbs

 

[melty]

Yep, the bathing suit photo is old. Here's the older post.

Post in thread 'Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers'

Jul 18, 2024

It was a TikTok, she’s in a skirt at the beginning and changes for the lake. It’s recent https://www.tiktok.com/@glitterandlazers/video/7391863163072875818?lang=en

This one?

I believe that one was shot weeks ago as she posted on IG the stupid video of her fatass immediately overwhelming the float and puncturing it and she struggled to get up out of it. Fetish bait probably.

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Edit: after reading upthread, I think even in 2024 it was already recycled content from the year before. She's recycling recycled content.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Her lips are purple-ish and look how greasy her hair is,

Her social media own-goals are still a mystery to me. She's been doing this for a long time, but she's getting more and more unflattering of herself while also trying to act fashionable and cute. It wasn't this bad until the last few years.

She does lipstick hauls, then goes online with naked death-colored lips. She talks about how much healthier she is, and how much hope she has for her future, then posts photos with bloody skin-pick scabs on her face.

She does a wellness podcast, and shows up with hideously greasy hair like she's been living under a bridge smoking crack. Even if she needed to do the podcast right that minute, she could pay someone to wash and style her hair if she's too drunk busy to shower.

No one is forcing her to display herself when she's at her worst.

everything she puts on is still remarkably out of trend and retarded.

Sometimes she comes up with something that feels like a 90s or 2000's party costume. It's like she goes out of her way to be out of synch with her "I'm such a hip fashionista!" persona. But, of course, she's just having some weird flashback to what she wished she could have worn in 1999.

Even her craft projects feel out of date. Her accompanying music for the videos is often 10+ yrs out of current taste. She doesn't seem to be able to understand modern Tiktok/Insta influencers even though she thinks she's one of them.

It's time for her to transition to middle-aged woman comfortware outfits, but she just can't see it. Too bad, because there's an actual market for her there if she gets her shit together and seeks 55 yr old fatty suburbanites.

I'm throwing some serious doubt on half of these posters being the size they're claiming too.

"Well I'm 120 lbs with a 25 inch waist and DDD boobs, but Anna sure is fat and tacky!"

 

[butterscotch latte]

Just realised the full reel never got posted here, just the 15sec story version. Here it is with the last 30 seconds

 

[Magic Pickle]

Usually the kinds of people who babble on endlessly about "what their bodies can do" are disabled ex-athletes trying to get some semblance of activity back, survivors of highly fatal conditions such as cancer, necrotizing fasciitis and meningitis or first-time mothers impressed that they were capable of bringing new life into the world - you know, people who have survived things and learn just how important their bodies are not as vessels of visual appreciation, but in terms of actual mechanical function.

But whenever I see Anna gab on about it, she's doing something that actually, her body really can't do, at least in a traditional sense. That pathetic hurple over the rocks showed me that for her age and alleged activity level, Anna's body is nerfed to fucking shit! But at least her sticky sugar swill kept her powered long enough to make the trek back home, where I presume she crashed into slumber until 6pm when it was time to get overpriced room temperature delivery from DoorDash. God help them if they get her order wrong, though...

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Why Texas? There are cooler climates in the US. I never hear anything about family ties to Texas.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Why Texas? There are cooler climates in the US. I never hear anything about family ties to Texas.

Austin was a very trendy place to move to, I think 2010 was the peak of people moving to Austin, something like 450 families were moving there per day. I’m not sure when Anna got to town but it has become much more consumerist and gross since then, and I’m sure that appeals to her. I don’t know how many people are still moving to Austin but Old Austin is dead. It’s basically a combination of LA and Las Vegas without the gambling.

 

[thejackal2]

Why Texas? There are cooler climates in the US. I never hear anything about family ties to Texas.

Sprinkr shitcanned her down there from the NYC office before she got fired and she's just sorta been there since. Having Tracey a 6 hour or so drive away is a big plus for her I'd imagine and now that Tracey is working full time for Anna is more convenient. When she sold the princess castle and moved downtown she figured she'd be some sex and the city type gorl out on the town but it never materialized. There's really no need for her to be in Austin other than it's what is familar to her and safe, so yea she'll never leave.

Austin was a very trendy place to move to, I think 2010 was the peak of people moving to Austin, something like 450 families were moving there per day. I’m not sure when Anna got to town but it has become much more consumerist and gross since then, and I’m sure that appeals to her. I don’t know how many people are still moving to Austin but Old Austin is dead. It’s basically a combination of LA and Las Vegas without the gambling.

Anna moved out of NYC in 2019 or so. By that time Austin had already peaked culturally and was becoming known for tech bros. As noted she didn't move their willingly, Sprinklr moved her down to their satellite office.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

In my head, I assume Anna must have moved to Austin much sooner than that because my brain says this is NYC Anna:



And this is Austin Anna:


So I assume she must have been in Austin a long time in order to gain that much weight, but now that I’ve seen her liposuction and regain arc in real time, I can see where I was mistaken.

 

[thejackal2]

In my head, I assume Anna must have moved to Austin much sooner than that because my brain says this is NYC Anna:

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And this is Austin Anna:
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So I assume she must have been in Austin a long time in order to gain that much weight, but now that I’ve seen her liposuction and regain arc in real time, I can see where I was mistaken.

She was that size in the top photo for maybe a year. She quickly ballooned right back up. This video from 2018 is her in NYC and she's downright svelte compared to now but also probably 50-75lbs heavier than your example.

Also, disturbingly all of her old videos are most watched when she's wearing the skimpiest outfits.

 

[OttoWest]

The absolute collapse on the sole of her trainers:

Once again, wrong shoes for the activity.

@thejackal2 or @lonelygorl15 Didn’t Sprinklr bring her back to NYC after Austin? That’s my memory of it. She gets let go from Sprinklr in early 2018 while still in NYC and moves back to Austin because I think that’s where her ex-sister-in-law Christa was living with the kids after her divorce from Tom Jr. She was definitely back in Austin by 2019.

 

[Trombonista]

Why does she have the feet of a black woman?

Acanthosis nigricans.

 

[thejackal2]

The absolute collapse on the sole of her trainers:
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Once again, wrong shoes for the activity.

@thejackal2 or @lonelygorl15 Didn’t Sprinklr bring her back to NYC after Austin? That’s my memory of it. She gets let go from Sprinklr in early 2018 while still in NYC and moves back to Austin because I think that’s where her ex-sister-in-law Christa was living with the kids after her divorce from Tom Jr. She was definitely back in Austin by 2019.

Yep. Time makes fools of us all I misremembered my own lore. From her blog it was early 2018.

the christa era with the vodka podcast seems like a decade ago at this point.

 

[cybercybe]

Yep. Time makes fools of us all I misremembered my own lore. From her blog it was early 2018.

the christa era with the vodka podcast seems like a decade ago at this point.

I was looking to see when the last time she posted on that blog was, and I thought her pubes were hanging out here.

 

[slungus22]

wtf even is this dance, she looks stupid

 

[Angry New Ager]

Why Texas? There are cooler climates in the US. I never hear anything about family ties to Texas.

My guess? Unlike New York, Texas has no state income tax, and, since Anna is running a business, she is probably paying a lot less in business taxes and fees by living there.

She'd lived in Austin before, and obviously liked it; it also has the "cool factor," which an influencer would want. So I wasn't surprised she picked it when she left NYC.

 

[Poopfart]

wtf even is this dance, she looks stupid

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I don’t really want to inspire too much powerleveling but im really curious…for anyone who has been super fat: could you still feel your bones through your fat??? Like would Anna be able to feel her hip bones at all if she presses down??? Idk why but I just thought about it because of how fucking huge she is.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I don’t really want to inspire too much powerleveling but im really curious…for anyone who has been super fat: could you still feel your bones through your fat??? Like would Anna be able to feel her hip bones at all if she presses down??? Idk why but I just thought about it because of how fucking huge she is.

My only experience is prodding fatties for procedures, and you definitely lose sense of "landmarks" that normally help you figure out where organs are etc.
Doing a lumbar puncture on a fat patient as a student I had to give up and ask a senior to step in because I couldn't feel the vertebrae to get a sense of where on earth I needed to put the needle, and they struggled with it despite their experience.
Sometimes you just have to sort of go "well it's likely to be around here" and have a dig around.