Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
So Claudio (known zoophile who is sexually attracted to cats)
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Knowing how lax your definition of zoophile is, I wonder what type of cat you mean.

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wants us to believe he lives in a part of Mexico where the neighbors are burning garbage and there are gunshots every night.
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1. That hasn't happened in a while.

2. The gunshots have happened at least 3 times this year, and in the afternoon, and they were far away. I just have a good hearing.

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A place so tough that any Kiwifarmer will be killed on sight.
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Knowing how many of the gringos that died here were retarded tourists, should I feel sad about this or...?

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In this same place, little neck tube boy and his mom have a habit of searching under parked cars for stray cats.
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No one tell Sparkletor that we didn't "just search" for cats. I literally told you guys that I heard meowing. You know what that means, right? It means the fucking cat made it hard to ignore its presence.
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Claudio finds a random street cat who may or may not have rabies and decides to pick it up.
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I never said I picked it up. Again, take your meds. Please, overdose on them. I heard overdosing is actually painful and I want you to feel how your muscles are collapsing in on itself, you convulse, and then how you die.

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Despite being almost dead, Claudio needed the help of two adults to get the cat out from under the car.
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Because we couldn't reach it and the cat was REALLY scared, unwilling to let anyone even get their hands close to it. The police guard had to use his raincoat to get it out.

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One of these adults was a security guard who happily just abandoned his post to help apparently something that security guards in Mexico are known for is walking away from their post to go on fool's errands.
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I wonder... I really wonder. God, when will these retards remember that I said the guard was a private security guard?

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Then the mom that is so poor that she has a meltdown over a handful of pesos decide to take a random stray cat to the vet and pay for it's care.
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Are you sure this isn't your fanfiction?

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The vet takes one look at the cat and declares that it has been raped to death by a neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood.
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> Neighboring neighborhood

About that...

Wait until May 25th. It's gonna be funny.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Am I understanding Claudio's version of events correctly?
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No. You are just a retard. A retard whose IQ might be lower than @Dr. Arinsu .
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA Meh-hee-coh and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
 
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This is exactly why I want my edit button back, guys.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I guess I wasn't enough of a "shota catboy" enough for him to reply KEKW.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA Meh-hee-coh and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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Using a copy paste as schizoid as this one only makes you look like a brain dead moron.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Imagine being American and say this without hesitation. Wouldn't be me.
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You are an unreliable narrator, that's why you don't need an edit button.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Knowing how lax your definition of zoophile is, I wonder what type of cat you mean.
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"Depends on the cat" - Claudio
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
That hasn't happened in a while.

2. The gunshots have happened at least 3 times this year, and in the afternoon, and they were far away. I just have a good hearing.
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So you were being disingenuous when making claims about your neighborhood. Almost like you either constantly lie or are too retarded to know the truth.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Knowing how many of the gringos that died here were retarded tourists, should I feel sad about this or...?
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One second later his neighborhood is a warzone again...
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Because we couldn't reach it and the cat was REALLY scared, unwilling to let anyone even get their hands close to it. The police guard had to use his raincoat to get it out.
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If I was a raped cat I would be scared of my rapist too. Can't blame the cat for not wanting Claudio to rape it again.

Also, the guard was police. I'll remember that...
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
wonder... I really wonder. God, when will these retards remember that I said the guard was a private security guard?
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Because one second later the story changes from a police guard to a private security guard. This story is starting to have more holes in it than Claudio's throat.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
No one tell Diggus about Butch Hartman's shenanigans. Shhh
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Ah yes, that he's a christian with a loving wife that's only a wee bit delusional

Meanwhile you actively used an image from a creepypasta written by a FURRY PEDOPHILE THAT WELL DOCUMENTED HAS GROOMED MINORS
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HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP SPENT FIFTY FUCKING PAGES SPERGING ABOUT OP BEING A PEDO BECAUSE HE USED A PFP SOME JAPANESE NONCE DREW AND THEN DOES THIS
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
"Depends on the cat" - Claudio

So you were being disingenuous when making claims about your neighborhood. Almost like you either constantly lie or are too retarded to know the truth.

One second later his neighborhood is a warzone again...

If I was a raped cat I would be scared of my rapist too. Can't blame the cat for not wanting Claudio to rape it again.

Also, the guard was police. I'll remember that...

Because one second later the story changes from a police guard to a private security guard. This story is starting to have more holes in it than Claudio's throat.
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just going to leave this here.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
>Neighboring neighborhood

About that...

Wait until May 25th. It's gonna be funny
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So you are waiting until the 25th to post your evidence. Why? Don’t you want to clear your name ASAP? You say you have something capable of doing that in your DMs with @Tread Miller. Post it.
 
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