Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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Just remembered this post existed :cryblood: (archive says Aug 6th 2024, when'd he meet up with that minor again?)

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fat_rat_in_the_grass said:
I honestly have no words for this man nailing shut his own coffin at high speeds, pure distilled retardation in the form of a human being. Godspeed everyone who is making videos and media. I hope every single video is met with a 30 minute twitter screech.

Cool to know who finally did the music for that banger video (AND WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER) I got it stuck in my head for a week once and I was trying to find who did it. I hope he makes it a full song
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I know what you mean, I went on that rabbit hole to find this song. I found a bunch of remixes out of it, seeing how they evolved. I went in not knowing anything about Friday Night Funking to "I guess I am uncomfortably, autistically-knowledgeable about their remix community, drama, and their love for Super Mario Logan." all-over trying to find this particular full song. You win, NewGrounds Zoomers.
 
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MiamiDisc0 said:
might be a hot take but i agree that Francis is not "this generations Chris Chan", thats basically comparing Peak MJ to Ed Sheeran. Chris never had much of a grip in reality even back then and was notably mentally stunted. Mojo is actively malicious and probably wouldnt fall for bait as hard as chris would. He also doesnt have his own curseyehameha or weird habits that chris had. At best hes a boogie
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how funny that francis thinks he lives up to chris chan. (imo he's not known enough to be this generation's chris chan, chris did crazier shit) god damn he can't stop being a narcissist

also tested out mgs2 modding and finally got it to work, this makes me giggle
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my plans are to change the characters to pinheads and/or change multiple textures to random shitposts or strips made by francis
 
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Can someone give a quick rundown of who Slingmingo is real quick? I know he's a tranny FNFPedo that Frank has in fact posted his dox before, but I'd like to know the full context of his actions before mocking Frank fully for siding with a FNFpedo tranny.
 
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Colon capital V said:
Can someone give a quick rundown of who Slingmingo is real quick? I know he's a tranny FNFPedo that Frank has in fact posted his dox before, but I'd like to know the full context of his actions before mocking Frank fully for siding with a FNFpedo tranny.
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From what I’ve heard, he was talking to a fourteen year old, sending his penis to him, and then making him lie about being 14 because he knew it was fucked up. Also said the nigga word

Edit: it has been one week since the Isabella post and the thread has gained a WHOLE 64 PAGES GEG!!!! We can’t stop winning and we’re not tired of winning
 
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Isabella
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Real quick, it is fucking insane to me that "Isabella" has ruined his life not once but TWICE.
First was the animal crossing fart pictures, now it's from an actual girl with the same name.
Now this begs the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg for who Frank was really after? :thinking:
 
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Former Struggler said:
I need this manic brap enthusiast to live forever, this thread is extremely funny.
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I want him to exist in a state where he is simultaneously acked off Tylenol and 6 feet under and also sperging out every day.
Colon capital V said:
the chicken or the egg for who Frank was really after?
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I think he wanted the 15 year old girl because her name was similar to the dog he jerks off to.
Arrival said:
Goodness... What the fuck is he implying?
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it’s both funny and horrifying how a good majority of evidence that Frank had sex with a 15 year old girl is how much he seemed to tweet about it hoping to get a banger
 
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jenna raiding said:
M3ow’s chungus video just dropped
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Tweet from @datssmoojo (another fake Francis account) in the thumbnail does not bode well for the quality of the research done for this video.

In any case, I await the inevitable reactivation and crash-out to "clear the air" about it.
 
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dcss said:
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Francis, your 100K follower Twitter was 50% "im sorry pls forgive" woe is me suicide baiting and 50% quote tweets calling people creeps or pedophiles. I know it's pointless to point this shit out because you will ignore it but you are punching above your weight (a lot to begin with) with every dumb excuse or "gotcha" you try.
 
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