Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[Creative Username]

Frank when he's baking a cake:
AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATTER????
Frank when he's preparing for a party:
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLATTER????
Frank when he sees a mess on the floor:
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SPLATTER????
Frank when he was a teacher's assistant:
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CHATTER!!!!
Frank when he needs to get on the roof:
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????
Frank when he looks himself in the mirror:
WHY IS IT FUCKING FATTER????

i made a couple of my own:
francis trying (and failing at) deep frying so he can cut down on the doordash bills because the fart porn commission fund is running dry: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SPATTER
francis putting away some dishes and trying to be quiet: WHY DOES IT FUCKING CLATTER
also in the first half of the 20th century one francis chungustein discovered that ENERGY IS FUCKING MATTER

 

[dcss]

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????

Me when I get lost near the end of Metal Gear Solid 3

 

[Colon capital V]

i made a couple of my own:
francis trying (and failing at) deep frying so he can cut down on the doordash bills because the fart porn commission fund is running dry: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SPATTER
francis putting away some dishes and trying to be quiet: WHY DOES IT FUCKING CLATTER
also in the first half of the 20th century one francis chungustein discovered that ENERGY IS FUCKING MATTER

Evil Frank looking at Original Frank's antics:
IT'S FUCKING ANTI-MATTER!!!!

 

[Creative Username]

Evil Frank looking at Original Frank's antics:
IT'S FUCKING ANTI-MATTER!!!!

isaac frankton sending beams of light through prisms: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SCATTER

 

[slungus22]

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

 

[Bababooey Warlock]

Francis trying to Falcon Punch a CRT monitor with his bare hands: WHY WON'T IT FUCKING SHATTER?!?!!?!?!?!

 

[Lords Greatsword]

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

Niggas against joy and whimsical rhyming be like "WHY IS THERE FUCKING CHATTER"

 

[AI Wendigo]

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

As long as his retarded orbiters keep acting like retards, there's always going to be some milk to farm.

 

[Creative Username]

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

francis, who has temporarily forgotten the word "worse": WHY IS IT FUCKING BADDER

 

[Creative Username]

francis trying to find the restrooms in a really weirdly laid out store: HANG ON, MY FUCKING BLADDER
francis when he sees any man other than himself: WHY IS HE FUCKING CHADDER
francis when he sees a snake: IS THIS A FUCKING ADDER
francis trying to explain the sound of the rain on the roof: "DELICATE PITTER-PATTER"
everything around francis explained in 4 words: COULDN'T BE FUCKING SADDER

holy shit i need to stop before i make EVERYONE FUCKING MADDER

 

[my penis is on fire]

francis trying to find the restrooms in a really weirdly laid out store: HANG ON, MY FUCKING BLADDER
francis when he sees any man other than himself: WHY IS HE FUCKING CHADDER
francis when he sees a snake: IS THIS A FUCKING ADDER
francis trying to explain the sound of the rain on the roof: "DELICATE PITTER-PATTER"
everything around francis explained in 4 words: COULDN'T BE FUCKING SADDER

holy shit i need to stop before i make EVERYONE FUCKING MADDER

 

[Colon capital V]

Thanks for the bars everyone, we are gonna hop the FUCK out of the tard home with this one
DJ Niggerfarms - Chungus FUCKING MATTERS

 

[Creative Username]

part of the album "MAKING THE DANCE FLOOR RADDER"

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Me when I get lost near the end of Metal Gear Solid 3

What a thrill

 

[ferret vermin]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

you had to have been so bored dude this is too fucking funny

 

[five of em]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

who needs the kiwifarms game jam when we have this
seriously tho this is hilarious

 

[Colress]

Y'know what, it keeps the thread from falling into obscurity. Keep up the great shitposting work.

 

[ytp broly]

Mojo been playing rogueblox since its release at 12th july, got banned TODAY

 

[dcss]

Mojo been playing rogueblox since its release at 12th july, got banned TODAY

Here's the screenshots to accompany it, sent in by an anonymous source.

Apparently, Frank got banned from a game called Rogueblox after a developer watched a video on him or something, as he publicly proclaimed himself as the datsmojo. He then proceeded to clitty leak on said developer. I have no idea who this person is as screenshots were sent to me already redacted.
NEW FRANCIS ALIAS!
gibbon / crackthemessenger (discord id: 1373773929663172680 )

"I spent money on the game" lol

"who cares about the fact that i raped a 15 year old girl, how DARE YOU ban me from a roblox game!"

 

[Mos]

snip

Earlier this year, Francis made an announcement promising he would rebrand from datsmojo alias to something else like noircaveat. Does he have a reason for sticking with the old name, or why can't he stop connecting himself to the datsmojo alias?

"I spent money on the game"

He should invest some of that robux/doordash money in changing his Roblox username.