Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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Mos said:
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Imagine being such a fat woman and still having a flat chest. That's a truly the worst imaginable pull in the genetic lottery that doesn't leave you as a literal drooling retard.

Also, imagine being such a desperate incel that you settle for a flat-chested mentally-ill fat minor. If you're gonna stick your micropeen in a brainsick fat girl, Frank, at least find one with nice tits and a high school diploma.
 
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>When the date with my 15 year old schizo girlfriend is getting boring so I have to pull out my phone and look at furry fart porn
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Markass the Worst said:
Could be an Uber. Francis doubtless would spend development money on expensive taxis.
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The car has items laying around it, they're in the parking lot of a store, and I'm fairly sure an Uber driver would just pick them up at the front instead of parking some hundreds of feet from the store. Maybe it's being driven by a wrangler from the mental facility?
 
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

You are a DoorDash slave driver and you have just received an order for
10 Big Macs
10 Quarter Pounders with Cheese
10 Double Cheeseburgers
10 McChickens
5 orders of 40-piece Chicken McNuggets (200 nuggets total)
10 Spicy McChickens
10 McCrispy Sandwiches
15 Large Fries
10 Medium Fries
10 Sausage Egg McMuffins
10 Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuits
10 Hotcakes with Sausage
10 Large Cokes
10 Large Sprites
10 Large Sweet Teas
5 Apple Pies
5 Oreo McFlurries
5 M&M McFlurries
By someone with the name Francis Joseph Benditt IV. What do you do?
WRONG CHOICE. FRANK REPORTS YOU TO ICE AND YOU ARE SENT TO CECOT ALONGSIDE LIQUID.
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You see a dilapidated group home... go through the front door?
Frank rapes you. The end.
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You enter... and see a receptionist. She is wearing a gas mask because of the Braps Of Francis. She asks which room you are supposed to deliver it to?
There is a man in a straitjacket. He keeps muttering, "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER" "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER"... this is not the room. You exit and keep going down the hallway.
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There is a black man with down syndrome named @Toji Suzuhara watching anime. Upon entering the room, he screeches at you to "GET OUT IM POSTING ON THE ANIME GIRLS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... this is not the room. You exit and keep going down the hallway.
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You enter... and see FRANCIS JOSEPH BENDITT III HIGH OFF OF 15 XANAX BARS!!! HE LUNGES AT YOU WITH A KNIFE, STABBING YOU DIRECTLY IN THE HEART!!!! The last thing you hear is him saying... "Let's see who they believe now". YOU ARE DEAD!
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You enter and see a messy bedroom with a computer. A furry fart porn game is open on the first monitor, and a kiwifarms thread that is viewed logged out is open on the second. Do you check his discord?
You see a discord dm with someone named "Isabella" open, it appears the two were fart E-Roleplaying. Before you have time to react, Francis IV snaps your neck and you fall to the floor. YOU ARE DEAD!

You continue looking around the room, before locking eyes with Frank himself.
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"Are you the doordash guy? I'm not tipping by the way, too busy spending money on robux."
What do you do?
You hand it over and then RUN!!!!! NOT EVEN LOOKING BACK YOU SPRINT OUT OF THERE AND THEN LOOK OUTSIDE... it's a beautiful day... and you're happy Frank won't be able to experience it, as he just finished his meal and ordered something else. But it's not your problem to deliver... for now.
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YOU WIN!!!
THE WRETCHED FRANKENFARTER SCREAMS FOR HIS FATHER, SAYING "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTERRR!!!!" FRANK III SHOWS UP AND STABS YOU TO DEATH. YOU ARE DEAD!
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Frank when he's baking a cake:
AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATTER????
Frank when he's preparing for a party:
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLATTER????
Frank when he sees a mess on the floor:
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SPLATTER????
Frank when he was a teacher's assistant:
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CHATTER!!!!
Frank when he needs to get on the roof:
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????
Frank when he looks himself in the mirror:
WHY IS IT FUCKING FATTER????
 
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