Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[Ed Special]

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Imagine being such a fat woman and still having a flat chest. That's a truly the worst imaginable pull in the genetic lottery that doesn't leave you as a literal drooling retard.

Also, imagine being such a desperate incel that you settle for a flat-chested mentally-ill fat minor. If you're gonna stick your micropeen in a brainsick fat girl, Frank, at least find one with nice tits and a high school diploma.

 

[dcss]

>When the date with my 15 year old schizo girlfriend is getting boring so I have to pull out my phone and look at furry fart porn

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

The rabbit hole grows ever deeper.

 

[harmy.kook]

They have a "waifu bot" in this server primarily full of kids, oh hey what's this.

Wait, isn't this that same one found in Idubbz's server?

Oh nah...

 

[PinkGuy]

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Something interesting that no one has mentioned, they are in the back of a car here. Who was chauffeuring them around?

 

[Markass the Worst]

Something interesting that no one has mentioned, they are in the back of a car here. Who was chauffeuring them around?

Could be an Uber. Francis doubtless would spend development money on expensive taxis.

 

[PinkGuy]

Could be an Uber. Francis doubtless would spend development money on expensive taxis.

The car has items laying around it, they're in the parking lot of a store, and I'm fairly sure an Uber driver would just pick them up at the front instead of parking some hundreds of feet from the store. Maybe it's being driven by a wrangler from the mental facility?

 

[harmy.kook]

this reminded me of frank saying that he doesnt have csem on his pc
food for conspiracy theories

That's it.

All bets in on 764-connections.

Frank, the fat bitch, and Liquid are all compromised.

 

[Ed Special]

expensive taxis

Nice tautology. Traditional taxi services aren't that much cheaper than Uber or Lyft in the few areas where they haven't been driven entirely out of business by the aforementioned gray market taxi services' anticompetitive practices.

 

[BananaFlyFace]

Found Some stuff:

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Isabella defending getting raped?!!
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[Mos]

Is he really singing that same fnfsmlslop everywhere, and in a fucking mall out of all places? Or is that some kind of mating call of Francis?

 

[Colon capital V]

Isabella defending getting raped?!!

Are we sure this is Isabella and not a different girl he was with? (There are two fart victims of Francis??)

 

[wide]

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Isabella defending getting raped?!!
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I'm not blaming the victim by any means and what happend to her was horrible, but god what an annoying attention seeking bitch.

 

[dcss]

dcss productions presents... FALLENFRANCIS PART 3: THE FRANKPOCALYPSE: TRAILER ONE

FALLENFRANCIS PT3 WILL RELEASE AUGUST 15!

 

[inchresting]

dcss productions presents... FALLENFRANCIS PART 3: THE FRANKPOCALYPSE: TRAILER ONE
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FALLENFRANCIS PT3 WILL RELEASE AUGUST 15!

1:16, LOOK MA IM ON TV!!!

 

[my penis is on fire]

The cow that burns twice as bright lasts half as long

 

[dcss]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

You are a DoorDash slave driver and you have just received an order for
10 Big Macs
10 Quarter Pounders with Cheese
10 Double Cheeseburgers
10 McChickens
5 orders of 40-piece Chicken McNuggets (200 nuggets total)
10 Spicy McChickens
10 McCrispy Sandwiches
15 Large Fries
10 Medium Fries
10 Sausage Egg McMuffins
10 Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuits
10 Hotcakes with Sausage
10 Large Cokes
10 Large Sprites
10 Large Sweet Teas
5 Apple Pies
5 Oreo McFlurries
5 M&M McFlurries
By someone with the name Francis Joseph Benditt IV. What do you do?

Spoiler: Don't deliver it, it's not worth the risk

WRONG CHOICE. FRANK REPORTS YOU TO ICE AND YOU ARE SENT TO CECOT ALONGSIDE LIQUID.

Spoiler: Deliver it

You see a dilapidated group home... go through the front door?

Spoiler: No

Frank rapes you. The end.

Spoiler: Yes

You enter... and see a receptionist. She is wearing a gas mask because of the Braps Of Francis. She asks which room you are supposed to deliver it to?

Spoiler: Room 1

There is a man in a straitjacket. He keeps muttering, "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER" "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER"... this is not the room. You exit and keep going down the hallway.

Spoiler: Room 2

There is a black man with down syndrome named @Toji Suzuhara watching anime. Upon entering the room, he screeches at you to "GET OUT IM POSTING ON THE ANIME GIRLS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... this is not the room. You exit and keep going down the hallway.

Spoiler: Room 3

You enter... and see FRANCIS JOSEPH BENDITT III HIGH OFF OF 15 XANAX BARS!!! HE LUNGES AT YOU WITH A KNIFE, STABBING YOU DIRECTLY IN THE HEART!!!! The last thing you hear is him saying... "Let's see who they believe now". YOU ARE DEAD!

Spoiler: Room 4

You enter and see a messy bedroom with a computer. A furry fart porn game is open on the first monitor, and a kiwifarms thread that is viewed logged out is open on the second. Do you check his discord?

Spoiler: Yes

You see a discord dm with someone named "Isabella" open, it appears the two were fart E-Roleplaying. Before you have time to react, Francis IV snaps your neck and you fall to the floor. YOU ARE DEAD!

Spoiler: No

You continue looking around the room, before locking eyes with Frank himself.

"Are you the doordash guy? I'm not tipping by the way, too busy spending money on robux."
What do you do?

Spoiler: Hand him the food and run

You hand it over and then RUN!!!!! NOT EVEN LOOKING BACK YOU SPRINT OUT OF THERE AND THEN LOOK OUTSIDE... it's a beautiful day... and you're happy Frank won't be able to experience it, as he just finished his meal and ordered something else. But it's not your problem to deliver... for now.

YOU WIN!!!

Spoiler: Ask him why he eats so much

THE WRETCHED FRANKENFARTER SCREAMS FOR HIS FATHER, SAYING "WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTERRR!!!!" FRANK III SHOWS UP AND STABS YOU TO DEATH. YOU ARE DEAD!

 

[crackers breakfast]

What do you do?

tell a trusted adult

 

[Colon capital V]

Frank when he's baking a cake:
AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATTER????
Frank when he's preparing for a party:
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLATTER????
Frank when he sees a mess on the floor:
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SPLATTER????
Frank when he was a teacher's assistant:
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CHATTER!!!!
Frank when he needs to get on the roof:
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????
Frank when he looks himself in the mirror:
WHY IS IT FUCKING FATTER????

 

[wide]

I know deep in my chud chungus heart he VVILL comeback some day, he needs this if he can't give in his obsession with fart porn and self humillation """platonic""" fetish i know he VVILL get tired of just talking to the lowest kind of tranny he is with in his discord bunker and VVILL try to get somehow the attention he once had.