Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

wide · Friday at 8:49 PM

I know deep in my chud chungus heart he VVILL comeback some day, he needs this if he can't give in his obsession with fart porn and self humillation """platonic""" fetish i know he VVILL get tired of just talking to the lowest kind of tranny he is with in his discord bunker and VVILL try to get somehow the attention he once had.

Creative Username · Friday at 8:52 PM

Colon capital V said:
Frank when he's baking a cake:
AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATTER????
Frank when he's preparing for a party:
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLATTER????
Frank when he sees a mess on the floor:
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SPLATTER????
Frank when he was a teacher's assistant:
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CHATTER!!!!
Frank when he needs to get on the roof:
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????
Frank when he looks himself in the mirror:
WHY IS IT FUCKING FATTER????

i made a couple of my own:
francis trying (and failing at) deep frying so he can cut down on the doordash bills because the fart porn commission fund is running dry: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SPATTER
francis putting away some dishes and trying to be quiet: WHY DOES IT FUCKING CLATTER
also in the first half of the 20th century one francis chungustein discovered that ENERGY IS FUCKING MATTER

dcss · Friday at 8:54 PM

Colon capital V said:
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LADDER????

Me when I get lost near the end of Metal Gear Solid 3

Colon capital V · Saturday at 12:05 AM

Creative Username said:
i made a couple of my own:
francis trying (and failing at) deep frying so he can cut down on the doordash bills because the fart porn commission fund is running dry: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SPATTER
francis putting away some dishes and trying to be quiet: WHY DOES IT FUCKING CLATTER
also in the first half of the 20th century one francis chungustein discovered that ENERGY IS FUCKING MATTER

Evil Frank looking at Original Frank's antics:
IT'S FUCKING ANTI-MATTER!!!!

Creative Username · Saturday at 1:28 AM

Colon capital V said:
Evil Frank looking at Original Frank's antics:
IT'S FUCKING ANTI-MATTER!!!!

isaac frankton sending beams of light through prisms: WHY DOES IT FUCKING SCATTER

slungus22 · Saturday at 9:47 AM

lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

Bababooey Warlock · Saturday at 10:14 AM

Francis trying to Falcon Punch a CRT monitor with his bare hands: WHY WON'T IT FUCKING SHATTER?!?!!?!?!?!

Lords Greatsword · Saturday at 10:46 AM

slungus22 said:
lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

Niggas against joy and whimsical rhyming be like "WHY IS THERE FUCKING CHATTER"

AI Wendigo · Saturday at 10:47 AM

slungus22 said:
lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

As long as his retarded orbiters keep acting like retards, there's always going to be some milk to farm.

Creative Username · Saturday at 4:11 PM

slungus22 said:
lock this thread till francis goes back onto the internet you niggas are the fucking worse

francis, who has temporarily forgotten the word "worse": WHY IS IT FUCKING BADDER

Creative Username · Saturday at 7:18 PM

francis trying to find the restrooms in a really weirdly laid out store: HANG ON, MY FUCKING BLADDER
francis when he sees any man other than himself: WHY IS HE FUCKING CHADDER
francis when he sees a snake: IS THIS A FUCKING ADDER
francis trying to explain the sound of the rain on the roof: "DELICATE PITTER-PATTER"
everything around francis explained in 4 words: COULDN'T BE FUCKING SADDER

holy shit i need to stop before i make EVERYONE FUCKING MADDER

my penis is on fire · Saturday at 7:24 PM

Creative Username said:
francis trying to find the restrooms in a really weirdly laid out store: HANG ON, MY FUCKING BLADDER
francis when he sees any man other than himself: WHY IS HE FUCKING CHADDER
francis when he sees a snake: IS THIS A FUCKING ADDER
francis trying to explain the sound of the rain on the roof: "DELICATE PITTER-PATTER"
everything around francis explained in 4 words: COULDN'T BE FUCKING SADDER

holy shit i need to stop before i make EVERYONE FUCKING MADDER

Colon capital V · Saturday at 10:02 PM

Thanks for the bars everyone, we are gonna hop the FUCK out of the tard home with this one

DJ Niggerfarms - Chungus FUCKING MATTERS

Creative Username · Saturday at 11:22 PM

part of the album "MAKING THE DANCE FLOOR RADDER"

Amerikaner Teddybär · Sunday at 6:18 PM

dcss said:
Me when I get lost near the end of Metal Gear Solid 3

What a thrill

ferret vermin · 2025-07-22T03:32:33-0400

dcss said:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

you had to have been so bored dude this is too fucking funny

five of em · 2025-07-23T03:32:53-0400

dcss said:
FIVE NIGHTS AT FRANKYS
CAN YOU DELIVER HIS DOORDASH?

who needs the kiwifarms game jam when we have this
seriously tho this is hilarious

Colress · 2025-07-23T04:26:39-0400

Y'know what, it keeps the thread from falling into obscurity. Keep up the great shitposting work.

ytp broly · 2025-07-23T07:37:33-0400

Mojo been playing rogueblox since its release at 12th july, got banned TODAY

dcss · 2025-07-23T10:43:21-0400

ytp broly said:
Mojo been playing rogueblox since its release at 12th july, got banned TODAY

Here's the screenshots to accompany it, sent in by an anonymous source.

Apparently, Frank got banned from a game called Rogueblox after a developer watched a video on him or something, as he publicly proclaimed himself as the datsmojo. He then proceeded to clitty leak on said developer. I have no idea who this person is as screenshots were sent to me already redacted.
NEW FRANCIS ALIAS!
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