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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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:diddler: 100K FOLLOWERS AND AH WILL RELEASE SUM PUSSEH PICS ON TWITTAH
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggy is proud to have won the argument against a graduation speech.
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jesse exposes him about choosing the butt tweeter to respond to as an indicator of ralphs homosexuality subconsciously seeping from him in every interaction... ralph responds with... 'well that part is true'

hes getting closer and closer to coming out of that closet.
 
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I was under the influence of pharmaceutical drugs.
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He latches onto this every time as though it somehow means he's not abusing them.

A prescription does not prevent you from taking an incorrect dosage or mixing it with substances you shouldn't be mixing it with.

This addict cope of yours is absolutely insufferable. :lossmanjack:
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He latches onto this every time as though it somehow means he's not abusing them.

A prescription does not prevent you from taking an incorrect dosage or mixing it with substances you shouldn't be mixing it with.

This addict cope of yours is absolutely insufferable. :lossmanjack:
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Because taking a drug like Ambien at a completely different time of the day you're supposed to somehow absolves piggy of being a pill popper. It doesn't, but he's got to give the paypigs some sort of excuse. Even if it's objectively no better than tapering on xannies to do some gonzo journalism.
 
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Imagine being so brain damaged that you think this is something to brag about
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I apologise if I'm late on this but this is more Ralphamale Retardation. First off, any wignat/Aryan signalling is cope from Ralph due to his marriage with Nora, let alone his other interracial couplings and various stances.

Secondly, Xander is blonde because he's a toddler and it's still in flux, and will setlle within a year or two, and probably not blonde. That's because blonde hair is a recessive characteristic, and Ralph isn't blonde and I'm 99% sure Faith isn't either so there's not a chance for it be expressed.

In true Ralphamale fashion, he's gloating over a meaningless and fleeting victory, from a viewpoint that he doesn't actually hold
 
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Shocked this slob insulted Jared Taylor in such a way and then sucked EMJ's dick. Although i doubt it was intentional i could see that as a way to get close to Cozy and all those faggots again etc.
 
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Shocked this slob insulted Jared Taylor in such a way and then sucked EMJ's dick. Although i doubt it was intentional i could see that as a way to get close to Cozy and all those faggots again etc.
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Ralph insults everybody and also sucks everyone's dick. It's the Ralphamale way. Don't know what going on cozy would accomplish though.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Ralph, imagine if Salty Sandra had gotten the state involved and intervened and kept your daddy from sodomizing you. Imagine what your life would be like now. Probably much better.

I know you're too low iq to really deal with hypotheticals, but now imagine that maybe Harry Morris does give a shit about his granddaughter and wanted to keep her safe from a wretched pig monster that put her life in danger, psychologically abused her, and physically abused her mother.

That's why you're not allowed to see your daughter, Ralph.

It's not like you give a shit about her anyhow, otherwise you'd have taken legal action against the Morris brood.

Imagine not fighting to see your kid. Kvetching on Xitter and drunk dialing your estranged wife and her father don't count, fatso.


It's to protect Xander and Faith from you getting liquored and pilled up and waddling in like a bull in a china shop. That they're entertaining your retarded demands speaks volumes as to the quality of character of both Isaiah and Faith. There was no reason for them to allow you to see Xander, but they allowed it anyhow.
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He’s not aloud to see his daughter because of what he himself has put on his show not to mention that little bit of recorded insults to delete Pantsu.
 
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Piggy is proud to have won the argument against a graduation speech.
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It’s always amusing to see a guy trying to flex money when he owns zero assets. It would appear for all the money Ralph brings in all he has is:

-Cats
-Hats
-Broken streaming equipment
-Bum knee
-Googly eyes
-Three tits
-Numb arm
-Empty beer bottle collection
-Sunglasses
-Sandra’s PayPal
-200 more child support payments.

Ralph is a broke ass bum like he always has been. No ring. No truck. No bitches. Just a 40 year old man xannied out with his cats. lol.
 
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