🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

I apologise if I'm late on this but this is more Ralphamale Retardation. First off, any wignat/Aryan signalling is cope from Ralph due to his marriage with Nora, let alone his other interracial couplings and various stances.

Secondly, Xander is blonde because he's a toddler and it's still in flux, and will setlle within a year or two, and probably not blonde. That's because blonde hair is a recessive characteristic, and Ralph isn't blonde and I'm 99% sure Faith isn't either so there's not a chance for it be expressed.

In true Ralphamale fashion, he's gloating over a meaningless and fleeting victory, from a viewpoint that he doesn't actually hold

I’m surprised he didn’t brag Xander has ten fingers and two working eyes. He must have mentioned eye color too, unless he doesn’t have blue eyes and therefore can’t be a 4 year old Aryan god.

Ralph has to try to grasp onto anything to block out Xander’s chromosome lineage being low IQ, mentally ill, short fat men. Maybe the maternal side doesn’t have the crippling addiction issues the paternal side does? Of both sides of his stupid, short, fat, mentally ill families maybe one side might not also have a predisposition towards crippling addictions?

Ralph was always going to contribute doomed genetics, but he even shit the bed when it came to picking the nurture/ environment side. Nothing like a mentally ill, single, overweight, teenage mom (who’s having to pick sides in her own psycho parents divorce and bankruptcy war) to raise a son. I’m sure the various Mexican boyfriends over the next fifteen years will provide just the type of father figures Xander needs too. Im sure having 2 hour prison visits with bio Xanax dad fresh from cheap Tijuana whore hotels will help balance it out.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I’m surprised he didn’t brag Xander has ten fingers and two working eyes. He must have mentioned eye color too, unless he doesn’t have blue eyes and therefore can’t be a 4 year old Aryan god.

"Yew got dem Aryan genetics, Xander!"

Spoiler: Pathetic Memphis Micro Penis

 

[lester]

Well there it is - Jesse's 5'7" so according to that picture it'd make Ralph 5'5" maybe 5'6"

 

[Telemeter]

Well there it is - Jesse's 5'7" so according to that picture it'd make Ralph 5'5" maybe 5'6"

LOL. Ralph is standing as straight as he can, neck gunt pressing into his chest as he tries to correct his posture, meanwhile Jesse is hunched over and he's still about 2 inches taller.

Ralph is 5'2" tops.

 

[BigPeanut]

Tech issues don’t stop no show… if you can call his show a show

View attachment 7393038

Seriously how has he been doing this for so long and still has tech issues

View attachment 7393043

A question for the cheese to his ham as well…

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

"Yew got dem Aryan genetics, Xander!"
View attachment 7393616
View attachment 7393619

Ralph is the Elephant Man of our time. The day he croaks doctors will fight to get their hands on the deceased gunt in order to study it. Castings of da gunt will be made and displayed in medical schools across the world.

 

[BigPeanut]

View attachment 7394368
Ralph is the Elephant Man of our time. The day he croaks doctors will fight to get their hands on the deceased gunt in order to study it. Castings of da gunt will be made and displayed in medical schools across the world.

COPE!, This is just what the aryans looked like before the Jews spiked our drinking water with soy and microplastics.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

LOL. Ralph is standing as straight as he can, neck gunt pressing into his chest as he tries to correct his posture, meanwhile Jesse is hunched over and he's still about 2 inches taller.

Ralph is 5'2" tops.

Only if he’s wearing his lifts.

 

[HackerX]

Stream already over and private, what happened?
View attachment 7393001

Uhh, no idea. I clicked on a few hours ago and it was just him silently playing an Aaron Imholte clip while looking at his phone. No indication he was partaking in gonzo journalism again, but it's not like he said a single word while I had the stream pulled up.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

View attachment 7394368
Ralph is the Elephant Man of our time. The day he croaks doctors will fight to get their hands on the deceased gunt in order to study it. Castings of da gunt will be made and displayed in medical schools across the world.

They'll even get an actor to put on a full body gunt suit made from latex and read a passage of "The Smoke" in his voice so people at the Gunt museum can hear what he sounded like.

Edit: Grammer

 

[Oliver Onions]

Seriously how has he been doing this for so long and still has tech issues

Given the struggles Null used to have stealing kebab shop wifi and sitting in a cupboard to do MATI even with his decade of experience working in tech, it's nothing short of a miracle this pilled up retard can still work his phone, never mind start a stream in his Mexican hovel.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s always amusing to see a guy trying to flex money when he owns zero assets. It would appear for all the money Ralph brings in all he has is:

-Cats
-Hats
-Broken streaming equipment
-Bum knee
-Googly eyes
-Three tits
-Numb arm
-Empty beer bottle collection
-Sunglasses
-Sandra’s PayPal
-200 more child support payments.

Ralph is a broke ass bum like he always has been. No ring. No truck. No bitches. Just a 40 year old man xannied out with his cats. lol.

so what you're telling me is that he's literally a nigger

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is love bombing the next retarded e-girl. For someone who's tweeting "Trust no bish" on a regular basis he's trusting a lot of bishes. Let's see how long it takes for her to be so disgusted by his advances that she drops his pathetic simp calls and messages.

 

[Truly Rural]

I want to make an obvious comment about this



There was a time when Aaron himself enjoyed hanging around balldo bunker. But then he no longer did. Smol ?apartment? kids wanting to go play with other kids in a big house is pretty damn normal until they realize the said house is turning their parents into degenerates and that children they are playing with are too needy which shows and ruins the play style. And then they no longer like it. Big fucking deal there was a time when they loved going there. There was a time when Faith wanted to hang around Ralph's neck, there was a time when May moved in with Ralph, changing their minds is not a privilege of the adults, kids can do it too.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

And a wrestling trophy belt which Harry DESTROYED

Harry destroying that belt set off the greatest three months in Ralph history. From sperging out about the belt being held hostage (and having daddy Dick write Harry an email), to the blaze studio crashout, to the Killstream movie, to Ralphamania, to the being thrown off of an airplane to Italy... Man, what a time to be alive. It was glorious.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Piggy is love bombing the next retarded e-girl. For someone who's tweeting "Trust no bish" on a regular basis he's trusting a lot of bishes. Let's see how long it takes for her to be so disgusted by his advances that she drops his pathetic simp calls and messages.
View attachment 7396022

She might go for it too. She's the kind of crazy who'd marry Ted Bundy back in the day.

 

[PhoBingas]

He breathes, therefore he seethes.

Why does he put himself in this type of position when he takes any and all criticism so personally? People can say it's for the attention, but he ends up seething attention since it's always negative. Then he does something stupid because it's Ralph, so he calls everyone alogs and everything was actually a work. He's retarded. Plain and simple. Evan got what little good genes there were from the cursed blood line.

Ralph fried his brain with drugs years ago. He's only got worse for lashing out and squabbling with people over the last few years not better. The only reason he doesn't have more drama is because 90% of people online just straight up

Uploading a video where you're strugling to even talk isn't going to help defend against those claims of cognitive decline, Ralph

That 1000 Xan stare.

Good news, Ralph! Everyone thinks you're suffering cognitive decline and you even wwwWish that you were suffering from it so you can do whatever you want! It's a wwWin/wwwWin if you catch my drift.

Ralph will be worse than peak coke-ski for stuttering this time next year.

It's still amazing he's alive and acts boastful after all the ass beatings he had on the streets

All the fat acts like one of those dog attack suits they train police dogs with. You'd need a harpoon with a three foot long point on the end to pierce that white whale.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

"Yew got dem Aryan genetics, Xander!"
View attachment 7393616
View attachment 7393619
View attachment 7393627

Spoiler: Pathetic Memphis Micro Penis

View attachment 7393630

How does he have side boob wrinkles??? He’s an abhorrent monster who needs to be studied.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

How does he have side boob wrinkles??? He’s an abhorrent monster who needs to be studied.

Specifically we need to study the effects of fire on the three titted cryptid

 

[Major Child]

Specifically we need to study the effects of fire on the three titted cryptid

Entirely possible ralph might become the white trash Henrietta Lacks.