Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[break these cuffs]

Wakey wakey Bossman.

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Oi! Yo got a loicense for that MILF pussy?

Mum?

 

[lol cow supreme]

Those look like British police. This is my Bossman safe space, so please don’t remind me that British people exist, thanks.

Bugger, That Fanny Lovely!

 

[somevan712]

Someone else ITT said something along the lines of he isn’t addicted to winning money, he is addicted to gambling. That stuck with me and has proven true at every turn. The price of everything barely matters; he can be calm losing 60k and rage losing $400

He freaks out almost the same way when he starts with $100k or $100 and loses it all. A 10x win is a 10x win and should be celebrated with loud stomping, yelling, and many "oh my fucking god dewds," even if it's only a $75 payout after he lost $20k an hour ago.

Also, he never remembers how he felt when he lost it all, even if it was mere minutes ago. Most people try to avoid things that make them feel bad, like losing thousands of dollars daily, but Bossmanjack's brain forgets the pain to cope. Besides fucking our moms and not doing drugs, its the only way he feels not bad.

I just hope the fucking RAT justice system doesn't put away the innocent Bossman.

 

[Poonocchio]

Bugger, That Fanny Lovely!

Bloody 'ell that minge is cracking!
can't believe I just wrote that

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Round up all those Polls and send them to

Fuck what's a funny Poll equivalent to Auschwitz

Poll idea, come up with funny Auschwitz crack theme and pick the best one. I'm heading out for smokes and milk, BRB.

Probably /b/ due to all the past internet polls ending with Hitler and 9/11 Jokes being the top pick/winner thanks to 4Chan.

 

[RodgerDodger]

If Austin goes to prison, is anyone here going to take one for the team and get addicted to crack and online gambling?

I mean it is a compelling career choice. I don't know if I'm ready for that luxurious gamba Crack head lifestyle though? The hours seem kinda rough.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

I saw this shitty meme on X (formerly twitter) and asked the kasino to bossmanify it:

Bossmanification:

credit @Midnight Cooking

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Probably /b/ due to all the past internet polls ending with Hitler and 9/11 Jokes being the top pick/winner thanks to 4Chan.

My knowledge of /b/ and /pol and 4chan begins and ends with our own lil lowcow Brian Dunn or whatever the fuck his name is

 

[baws man jack]

OMFGB
OMFGB
OMFGB

 

[Midnight Cooking]

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[bossmanjackfan]

He said he is going to do it and deleted the discord

 

[Konstantinos XI]

Violence bros are FEASTING, if this is to be the end, then he sure made it an end worth remembering

 

[dumbledore]

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

VIOLENCE CRACK CAM

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[HexFag]

Guys the discord is gone this has never happened before

 

[draggs]

VIOLENCE CRACK CAM


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WE ARE SO BACK

I AM GONNA FUCK DEWD: SO FUCKIN BACK DEWD

 

[patrick_fatrick]

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its insane how he's screaming at himself to get out, then turns the probability to high risk to lose 8k even faster

great stream bossman

 

[cans.wav]

1440p tongue of rage

 

[draggs]

its insane how he's screaming at himself to get out, then turns the probability to high risk to lose 8k even faster

great stream bossman

he says that to troll the rats. when he loses it all they scamper outta the woodwork to mock him telling himself get out bro a million times while hitting that bet button even harder. then they get binned. bossman is the best at only pretending to be retarded

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

That might be the best “I AM GONNA FUCK A DEWD” he has ever given us.