Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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The police guard had to use his raincoat to get it out.

when will these retards remember that I said the guard was a private security guard?

Spark, I am sorry for saying this, but just because you are sub 90 IQ and you aren't intellectually capable of detecting nuance, it doesn't mean I am lying
So was it a policeman or a private security guard. It can't be both. One of them is a lie. (Well both are obviously a lie because a security guard wouldn't leave his guard post to pull a stray cat out of the gutter for little crippled boys. If he did, your security is pretty lax and all it would take is a stray cat to gain access to your building.)
 
attached it via a link. I think we know who has now has it saved to his own hard drive though.
X for Doubt on that one.


former, excommunicated. That is actually so fucking embarrassing. Imagine being excommunicated from one of the most pathetic communities on the Internet for being far too much of a nigger.
That's not even what I explained. Keep discrediting yourselves, guys.


He’s banned until the 25th. You’re gonna have to do it now.
Nope. You'll have to wait like a good boy.

Mexicans are actually Coby's main audience. Probably something to do with Breakers.
I'm not even """disabled""", retards. Do you even know what that word means? Crippled, bed ridden, wheelchair ridden. I can fucking walk, dumbasses.


He is ESL, and was bullied for it heavily here. To compensate, he tries to word his posts in a way that makes him as smart as possible. Unfortunately, Claudio isn't smart. So this just makes him sound even more retarded.
Nah, it's just that your bias forces you to INSTANTANEOUSLY force unrealistic standards towards me because, as I said, you hate:

Furries, even ex furries like me.
Anyone not American
Anyone not white.
Anyone not heterosexual.

That's pretty much it, your bias clouds any reasonable judgment. It's basic psychology, guys.

But don't worry, when everything is over for you, someone will judge every single action you did while alive. Every, single, one.

You have no idea how exhilarating it feels knowing many of you'll go to Hell.


No one will believe that I have cub porn on my cub porn fetish accounts because YOU have a Fairy Odd Parents profile picture.
I literally don't but go off.
So because he has a Doug Dimmadome pfp, that proves you didn’t jerk off to cub porn
...We are really brushing under the rug the whole "Cosmo got pregnant", right? Typical.
 
[...]it's going to be clean until I die.
Huh? How could you possibly say this when you have your aforementioned real name + general location + face + DOB attached to this thread? Permanently as well. You're lucky that your full name is relatively generic by South American standards, I had to go through a lot of pages on Google Search to find this thread. Otherwise this probably would've turned out much worse for you. No interviewer would accept your resume if they saw this thread. Then again it's not like that matters very much for somebody like you - 30 years old this year and rotting away in his casa with no real purpose.
 
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Not only does this retard double post, he triple posts. It's clear he's only here for attention, he'd probably kill himself without the interaction considering nobody else is willing to put up with the inbred cripple on the entire internet.
He even quad posted at one point.

Imagine being American and say this without hesitation. Wouldn't be me.

Shut up you spic nigger.
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If Mexico is so great, why are all of the Mexicans hopping the border into the US?
 
"Cosmo got pregnant"
What does this have to do with the fact that you commissioned a piece of cub artwork. You are still a zoophilic pedophile either way, so it's not like this particular fact matters all that much.
 
Huh? How could you possibly say this when you have your aforementioned real name + general location + face + DOB attached to this thread? Permanently as well. You're lucky that your full name is relatively generic by South American standards, I had to go through a lot of pages on Google Search to find this thread.
That's because you're using Google Search wrong. Put quotations around his name, and his KF thread should be on the first page.
 
Huh? How could you possibly say this when you have your aforementioned real name + general location + face + DOB attached to this thread?
Because there's this miraculous concept called "Conjectures are not evidence". You would know this if you were above 90 IQ.

Permanently as well.*
*Until Joshua angers the wrong AMERICAN politician.

You're lucky that your full name is relatively generic by South American standards, I had to go through a lot of pages on Google Search to find this thread. Otherwise this probably would've turned out much worse for you. No interviewer would accept your resume if they saw this thread.
...Do you really think most people here even know English or what Kiwifarms is? Delusional. This is the definition of mental illness, you.

Then again it's not like that matters very much for somebody like you - 30 years old this year and rotting away in his casa with no real purpose.
You say this from experience? Sad. What about you go play in traffic?
Why do we have to wait for evidence that you’re not a cat rapist - especially if it’s the one claim you hate the most?
Because the more you wait, the bigger the whiplash will be.
But you are mentally retarded. That is considered a mental disability.
Okay armchair psychiatrist, I truly believe you.
No one is going to argue Fairly Odd Parents lore with a disgusting disabled freak who jacks off to animals.

@Diggus Bickus Like I said, glass houses. You live in one.

You are still a zoophilic pedophile either way, so it's not like this particular fact matters all that much.
None of those is true. But don't worry; the majority of the internet thinks you are all insane.


That's because you're using Google Search wrong. Put quotations around his name, and his KF thread should be on the first page.
Imagine having such an intellectual teamup, Sperg.

By the way, when will anyone point out what I said about my family recently? You know, the part that (in your POV) a "Spic" is one of the main culprits for millions of mexican children being born safely? Kekw
 
Nah, it's just that your bias forces you to INSTANTANEOUSLY force unrealistic standards towards me because, as I said, you hate:

Furries, even ex furries like me.
You still jack off to furry porn (probably cub porn knowing your habits). You’re a furry.
Anyone not American
My favorite poster on this site, @Admiral Throbnelius, is Greek.
Anyone not white.
Glass houses, Claudio. You racially abused Dr. Arinsu since the minute she stepped in the thread.
Anyone not heterosexual.
Again, not true. I told you about @Jason Wynn before. Are you mad at us because we don’t consider zoophilia valid?


Btw aren’t you the guy who constantly rails against woke media? Why do you hate straight white males now?
 
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Imagine thinking that entities like the CIA and the FBI truly want to follow the Constitution, guys. If you believe this, I'm sorry you are intellectually crippled.

The CIA has history of kidnapping your own civilians, fucktards. And don't get me started with the illegal shit the FBI has done in the past against its own american people.

Glass houses, Claudio. You racially abused Dr. Arinsu since the minute she stepped in the thread.
Cry about it.


Btw aren’t you the guy who constantly rails against woke media? Why do you hate straight white males now?
Mostly because of inaction. Everything going on right now is because you guys did nothing. Womp womp.


You still jack off to furry porn (probably cub porn knowing your habits). You’re a furry.
Not how it works. But, like I said, you guys lack nuance detection. A complete retard.

Are you too much of a retarded ESL beaner to read? I get the feeling you are because you responded to someone else despite quoting me. I told you no one is going to debase themselves enough to seriously discuss this with a gross freak like you.
That would mean I care about your input.
 
My favorite poster on this site, @Admiral Throbnelius, is Greek.
As a literal gringo and European American, I noticed something. Claudio is:
  • Brown
  • A pedophile
  • Wants to fuck dogs
  • From a poor shithole
  • Can barely speak/write English
  • Is seen as a nuisance online by most people
He's basically a Mexican Turkroach. :story:
 
Do you really think most people here even know English or what Kiwifarms is?
They might not know about the existence of KF, but Google Translate is widely available and it'd do a good enough job for cases like this.
the majority of the internet thinks you are all insane.
The same "majority" that genuinely believes they're able to change genders through artificial hormones and SRS (DSM-approved mutilation of sexual organs)? But we're the insane ones in this scenario? Got it.
None of those is true.
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I don't blame those retired gringos for going somewhere cheaper.
Either a typo or you're missing the point completely.

You make Coyoacán sound extremely dangerous, as if any gringo takes a step into Coyoacán they'll be immediately killed, but when faced with the proof, you immediately try to sweep it under the rug. Claudio, I am certain that I can walk around your neighborhood with no issues. I am certain that Ethan Ralph, the stereotypical dumb obnoxious gringo can walk around Coyoacán with no issue at night, screaming "dee-nare-roh" (side note for you sperg, "dee-nare-oh" is a way of me making fun of how Ethan Ralph pronounces "dinero"). You hearing gun shots every few months, and you think you're tough shit, you're worse than a wigger that lives in Vermont. (Edit: YES wigger with a w)
 
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