Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 46 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.2%

  • Total voters
    298
What a junkie faggot. I spent a year and a half on probation out of three. The state ended mine early because I never missed a test date or meeting. It's not hard to make it through probation once you admit you wouldn't be on probation if you hadn't fucked up in the first place.
It takes a person with character to realize when they've fucked up and make the necessary changes. Congratulations on your sobriety!
 
Hence, “being set-up to fail.”
Lmao what is this skelly faggot even whining about? How can you be "muh set up to fail" if you aren't constantly on drugs? All you have to do is obey the law and not be on drugs.

You can only possibly be "set up to fail" if you're a pathetic drug addict who has to dance around like a monkey trying to fake out drug tests.

Normal people who have to take drug tests, for their job requirements or other reasons, have a very simple solution. Just don't do drugs! Because only LOSERS use drugs.
 
Lmao
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The more I debated with Rekieta, the more familiar I became with his argumentative tactics. At the outset he counted upon the ignorance or short memory of his viewers, but when he got so entangled that he could not find a way out, he played the trick of acting as a casual drunk or a clown who couldn’t be expected to take things seriously. Should he fail, in spite of these antics, he would feign confusion, claim he didn’t understand the counter-arguments, and then bolt away into another digression—usually some irrelevant legal trivia or juvenile ranting about someone’s goo.

He would lay down truisms and legal platitudes; and, if you accepted these, he would apply them to other situations of an entirely different nature from the original point at issue. If you pointed this out, he would dodge again, never allowing himself to be pinned down to a single precise claim. Whenever one tried to get a firm grip on him, one’s hand grasped only liquor-soaked bluster and half-jokes that slipped through the fingers and reassembled a moment later into a smug facade of certainty.

If, on occasion, he was forced to concede a point—because of pressure from others present—and if you thought, at last, some ground had been gained, a surprise awaited you the next stream. Rekieta would be utterly oblivious to what had happened before, repeating the same nonsense with even greater confidence. And if you reminded him of his prior defeat, he would pretend astonishment and swear that the opposite had been proven. He could remember nothing—nothing except that he had been right all along.

Sometimes I was left dumbfounded. I did not know what amazed me more—the endless tide of his verbiage or the clever way in which he dressed up falsehood as insight, corruption as charm. Gradually, I began to hate him.
 
I was going through some old @elb videos from around the time the "the turn" happened. Late 2022.

The first 30 seconds on this one from December 2022 is actually pretty funny now.


"Kiwifarms influence is zero. They have zero actual influence and power. They got nothing."

If that's so, why did he want the CHIPS report that was uploaded here taken down, and why has it dogged him so bad for almost a year now?

Why is his shitting himself over the bodycam?
 
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"Kiwifarms influence is zero. They have zero actual influence and power. They got nothing."
Says the fag with no viewers after shooting to victory as the biggest superchat earner who now is scraping for scraps as even Kurt blows his shit out of the water. Lmao.

Sorry kiwifags.

Lmao loser. Look at your life, fag. Look at your face in a mirror, you look like a fucking skeleton.

Also enjoy prison. It's your final destination. You chose this, child.
 
Sorry kiwifags.
Wasn’t that clip from when he was claiming his lucrative Rumble contract was on course to be renewed?

Everything this loser touches turns to shit. Pray for the kids who are at this degenerate asshole’s mercy. They need all the help they can get.
 
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Seeing Nick crash out on twitter and reply to dozens of haters and go way down twitter threads to quote tweet one at the bottom really is giving the vibes of an amphetamine binge, whether it's adderall or perhaps something more intense 🤔
Nick said some time ago (before his legal troubles) that Adderall made him feel homicidal. Bad news for his wife and kids.
 
So, law enforcement already involved eh, well done Nick. Harassment is going to be a stretch, though, and it is going to depend on what else he has been doing. Has he been contacting her or people she knows/works with. Alleging someone committed child abuse and naming them certainly opens up civil liability. Considering she is not a public person, that will be very challenging for Nick.

Criminal wise it is likely going to take more, so keep digging, Nick.
 
This nanny stuff is new to me, I'm stunned it wasn't featured. Let's just say Nick IS telling the truth (lol), isn't it an indictment on him that he didn't notice jack shit about her behavior? She's sloshed in bed every night, the kids are getting drunk and chugging energy drinks...and he didn't notice? She left on her own, she wasn't fired. So when did you find out? And why didn't you fire her?

EDIT: Frankly, if this is true and he has proof, why isn't he filing suit against her? This is a way more sinister crime than Aaron's $50 gift of Kaya nudes, this is something someone should go away a long time for.
 
Seeing Nick crash out on twitter and reply to dozens of haters and go way down twitter threads to quote tweet one at the bottom really is giving the vibes of an amphetamine binge, whether it's adderall or perhaps something more intense 🤔
We’re approaching the three year anniversary of the Johnny Depp trial verdict when Nick was at his apex.

If you could go back in time and show him how far down he would fall three years later he’d laugh at you and think you’re insane.
 
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