Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[mech mynah bird]

Tattoo copium from Anus.

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"I have ugly tattoos because it's a trend"
Is there any other way to interpret this?

 

[Chris Konon]

Ian says when he’s anxious on walks he pulls branches off and fucks them up and it bothers Anisa

lmao what a sperg

Anisa says polish people were trying to enact a shoot to kill policy

She’s so retarded I can’t handle it.
Polish people wanted soldiers to shoot illegals at the border with fucking Belarus (where the Lukashenko regime uses these illegal migrants as a weapon to destabilise situation on the border) after one of them stabbed a Polish soldier to death while protecting the border: link

Spoiler: ChatGPT translation

A soldier wounded by a knife at the border has died.





The General Command of the Armed Forces announced on Thursday that the soldier wounded by a knife at the border with Belarus has died.





“We regret to inform that on June 6 in the afternoon, at the Military Medical Institute in Warsaw, surrounded by the support of family and fellow soldiers, the soldier of the 1st Armoured Brigade stabbed with a knife has died,” the General Command of the Armed Forces stated on platform X.





“Despite the assistance provided in the area of the bandit attack on the border with Belarus and the efforts of doctors, his life could not be saved,” the Command wrote.





It informed that the relatives of the deceased soldier were provided with support and psychological care, and “additional help, both psychological and organizational, will be continued depending on the family’s wishes.”





The soldier was attacked on May 28 in the morning on a section of the border near Dubicze Cerkiewne (Podlaskie Voivodeship). A private of the 1st Warsaw Armoured Brigade, part of the 18th Mechanized Division, was wounded with a knife by one of the men who, in a group, tried to force through the steel barrier. When the soldier, using a protective shield, was blocking a breach in the steel barrier at the border, the perpetrator – after reaching through the fence – stabbed him in the chest area. The knife remained lodged in the soldier’s body. Branches and stones were thrown at the wounded soldier and the Border Guard officer providing him with assistance.





In the morning, the Minister of National Defence, Deputy Prime Minister Władysław Kosiniak-Kamysz, informed that the soldier had been transported from the hospital in Hajnówka to the Military Medical Institute in Warsaw; the condition of the wounded remained very serious.





Prime Minister: a young soldier gave his life defending the border of the Republic





The Prime Minister expressed condolences to the relatives of the soldier who died after being stabbed at the border with Belarus. A young soldier gave his life defending the border of the Republic; the homeland and compatriots will not forget this sacrifice – emphasized the head of government.





“A young soldier, Mateusz, gave his life defending the border of the Republic. The homeland and compatriots will not forget this sacrifice. I extend my deepest condolences to his family,” the Prime Minister wrote on platform X.





After the attack on the soldier, Prime Minister Donald Tusk announced the creation of an additional buffer zone at the border with Belarus. The Ministry of the Interior and Administration is working on the final version of the regulation to govern this issue. The regulations were to come into force on June 4, but due to consultations, including with local governments, this date has been postponed.





Kosiniak-Kamysz: I bid farewell to the soldier who died after a bandit attack while defending the Polish border





“I bid farewell to our soldier who died after a bandit attack while defending the Polish border. His sacrifice and dedication to the Homeland are an example for all of us,” wrote the Minister of National Defence, Deputy Prime Minister Władysław Kosiniak-Kamysz, on platform X.

Of course despite this situation, Polish soldiers aren’t allowed to shoot to kill and the policy didn’t change, so Anus is talking out of her pushed-up-bra ass. But tell me, Anus: is it normal for subsaharans and araboids to force a border in Bialowieza forrest between two hostile countries and stabbing the soldier to death who protects it?

Also, if you wanted to criticise Polish policy, you could’ve used real policy: link

Spoiler: ChatGPT translation

The Sejm has voted to extend the temporary suspension of the right to apply for international protection at the border with Belarus. The motion was supported by 366 deputies, with 17 voting against.





The government, with the Sejm’s approval, will extend the temporary restriction on submitting applications for international protection at the border with Belarus by 60 days.





The initial 60-day suspension was introduced by a regulation of the Council of Ministers on March 27, 2025, following the enactment of the so-called asylum law. This law allows for the temporary, territorial suspension of the right to apply for asylum in response to hybrid threats and organized migration pressures.





The extension is justified by the government as necessary to maintain national security and manage the ongoing migration crisis at the eastern border. The restriction can be extended for subsequent periods, each not exceeding 60 days, with the Sejm’s consent.





The decision has sparked debate among politicians and human rights organizations, with critics arguing that it may violate constitutional and international obligations regarding the right to seek asylum.

Because the (libtard btw) government suspended the right for asylum claims on Polish-Belarusian border, which can be criticised, but she knows nothing about Poland nor the situation.

WRONG again!

Anisa says as she’s getting older she’s more into Buddhism and eastern religions and that everything is made up of the same thing (atoms) and you should be nice to all things

lmao she is so obvious and easy to read that I’ve suspected she is high on Buddhism, and I was right:

She has the mind of Buddha, what an heavenly experience it is, guys...

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

For anyone wondering about the random Polish hate: Hasan HATES Poles and mocks them constantly. It's a very tankie thing because the Polish hate the USSR so they're a threat to tankie ideology.

Thanks for explaining. I thought maybe a Polish Xeeter had pissed her off or something. Of course it's much dumber.

• Ian says when he’s anxious on walks he pulls branches off and fucks them up and it bothers Anisa
• Ian says he bites his nails off and the skin on his fingers

Good to see therapy is working so well. Is Ian turning into the copypasta about the überlib who has panic attacks whenever he leaves the inner city?

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Anisa has a terminal case of "ugliness on inside reflecting on outside". Like, in nearly every photo/video she posts online, she wears a miserable looking sneer. Like most miserable b!tches, expect her to age quite terribly.

She has another full set of horse teeth in there?

 

[Mystery Spy]

I really wanted to kill myself. Anisa has her pet dressed up in his apartheid shirt. Low energy. Some more coping and Anisa lore (or just shit she made up)

• Anisa says polish people are anti immigrant
• Anisa says polish people were trying to enact a shoot to kill policy

Jesus. The fact that nearly all of those start with "Anisa says..." says it all. She's a full blown narcissist. You can tell Ian is just there because he used to have a big fanbase. But this podcast is pretty much just the Anisa show. Of course a hollow low iq bitch like her won't ever say anything meaningful, or witty or funny. No wonder nobody watches this crap.

 

[4090 Chad]

Anisa says as she’s getting older she’s more into Buddhism and eastern religions and that everything is made up of the same thing (atoms) and you should be nice to all things

Anisa says Alberta is full of racist people against Indian immigrants

Are we nearing the “Anisa goes to India to find herself Eat, Pray, Love style and gets raped and murdered” arc?

 

[Polychromos]

Anisa says her dad can just sit there in silence since his brain hasn’t been rotted and Ian says he was reading a book. Anisa says “yeah, but who wants to read a book for like fucking two hours” (………)

So in the same podcast she proclaimed how ridiculous the idea of reading a book for two ours is, that she wanted to be a teacher and that kids these days can't spell, because schools don't teach phonetics?!

Does she know how learning works after high school? Idk how you become a teacher in America, but I'm gonna assume it involves reading.
Her calling people out on not knowing "phonetics" shows how little she knows about her first language. English spelling is kind of famous for not making a lot of sense. Sure, French is worse, but still, for all the things she could have chosen to criticize, why this?
(I am aware of the irony of this being written as ESL sperging.)

 

[Mayfly]

Anisa says as she’s getting older she’s more into Buddhism and eastern religions and that everything is made up of the same thing (atoms) and you should be nice to all things

lmao she is so obvious and easy to read that I’ve suspected she is high on Buddhism, and I was right:

By Buddhism I think she means ketamine. She is a walking stereotype of an out of touch west coast "orientalist":

• Poorly replicates foods from other cultures to seem more interesting than she really is. Her "passion" is disingenuous and shallow.
• Thinks Islam, Buddhism, and other non-western religions are about loving everything. She doesn't know anything about their beliefs or practices, and everything she knows about them basically came from a brochure at the mall.
• Hates America and the west even though she lives there and has a privileged life compared to most Americans.
• Exaggerates her own near-eastern heritage to be more "exotic".
• Whitewashes non-westerners and apologizes for their actions, but will crucify western nations for far less.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm an AI purist, never used it, never will. Here's a photo of me with a filter that was trained on thousands of photos of make-up artists' work without compensating them, I'm doing it so that I don't have to be creative myself or to pay an artist to polish my pear for me.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

I don't think he's going to do Content Cop anymore after this monumental failure, but then again, Ian is a dumbass that picks the worst option every time. And it would be more content for us, so I hope he does just so he gets put to the flame even more

I could see him going after some big political figure like Musk or RFK. And even then it would be a terrible video because most of the arguments would be him staring into the camera with a vacant expression stating “and this is… le bad.” 200 times in his nasally ass voice.

There just isn’t anybody he can go toe to toe with anymore. IBS is a complete joke. He can’t go after any internet person because anyone over the age of 10 can figure out how to get him to fuck off. He can’t go after any major public figure because they don’t care and he’d just be restating publicly available info that 500 other video essays have already been made about.

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Was a bit busy yesterday so I didn't see, but Chad of Cold One's father passed away. Neither of the Johma's gave their condolences.

Anissa too busy making the BOG and passive aggressively arguing with Ethan Klein over IG stories, and Ian’s barbiturates aren’t going to take themselves. They don’t have time to give condolences to someone’s father passing away.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

pay an artist to polish my pear

ancient memory unlocked

 

[WaveBreak]

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ancient memory unlocked

pic of anus before the tattoos

 

[Annie Jay]

???
I knew Anisa probably never was attracted to Ian himself, just his money and clout, but what the fuck is wrong with this retard? Is that his autistic way to make her shut up?

She is lying for attention because she's, like, soooo quirky!

Spoiler: Gross

Or maybe...he's not burping into her mouth he's trying to hold back vomit during the rare occasions they do actually kiss.

1:12:26 - Ian says YouTube and Internet people commenting on his relationship is the most stressful part of his relationship
1:12:51 - Anisa says her biggest stress point in their relationship is Ian burping in to her mouth all the time

Ian doesn't defend himself.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Ian says he bites his nails off and the skin on his fingers

Stressed

Rolexes start at 6-7k. 80k + Rolexes are generally rare market priced models. And yes wearing 6k on your wrist is something of a class signifier but I know people who make 80k a year who have a rolex because they appreciate watches.

Meanwhile this absolute dumpster fire of a harlot is traipsing around with an $18k back tattoo that looks like a teenager drew it on with a sharpie.

You could get a back tattoo that you can't get rid of.
OR
A Datejust 41 which you can resell.

For anyone wondering about the random Polish hate: Hasan HATES Poles and mocks them constantly. It's a very tankie thing because the Polish hate the USSR so they're a threat to tankie ideology.

Someone made a compilation:

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How many houses do these people have? I thought they both LARP hating landlords, but Anisa's husband has talked about owning two houses already, and apparently there's a third in California?

It's also because the Ottomans got BTFO by the Winged Hussars. Remember he's a Turkoid.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

pic of anus before the tattoos

 

[nanona]

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Why does she think she is attractive lmao

well, would you look at that...

...words words words...

Needless to say, the job stopper hand/knuckle tattoo high wore off and she needed something new and that fast.
Dopamine, NOW!

piercing arc is next.

CALLED IT!
This is nothing to be proud of whatsoever, it just proves AGAIN how predictable Anus is.

Anusa, we know you're reading your thread:
no amount of therapy, drugs, tattoos, haircuts/extensions or body mods of any kind will make you fill that void inside of you. nor will it make you finally attractive to anybody. Your OnlyFans failed for a reason, you are a charisma vacuum and not particularly interesting to look at.

I'm sure if Ian back then could have glanced into his future when he got together with you, he would have actually ditched you. this is merely (drug induced) sunk cost fallacy behaviour. but fuck him, he deserves his continuous downfall.

that being said, you two are my favourite cows and I love the milk you are providing in this year of the lord 2025
No one here could have predicted that you could fuck up your lives more than back when you stole money from charity. Thank you for being a continuous train wreck <3

 

[Annie Jay]

I genuinely can't believe Anisa has the gall to accuse anyone of being a misogynist when her entire shtick was edgy pick-me girl up until the empathy grift rebranding. This retard has always been extremely nasty to other women and sucked up to men she wanted to fuck. Not news I know, but anyone who was even vaguely aware of her before 2018 knows this because despite the chameleon behaviour her true personality is exactly that, mean spirited and shallow.

Anisa was cured of misogyny by therapy:

1:06:20 - She says therapy helped her deal with internalized misogyny, hatred for women and herself

 

[RandallBoggs]

Tho honestly I can actually picture her pocketing a small item from his home when she was there lol. She just seems like the type.

I personally don’t get that vibe from her. It’s like the CC2 situation where the lawyers were convinced the Jomhas must’ve intentionally committed fraud when the reality is they’re just retarded. They’re malicious, but they’re also too cowardly to actually commit a crime.
Anisa is the least fun kind of crazy BPD bitch, she wishes she gave off Harley Quin aura. If she ever tried swiping something from Hasan’s house, I bet you she’d immediately have a panic attack. Nothing about her is threatening, it’s why I also can’t see her going down the murder suicide route.

 

[stupid frog]

Didn't she already made the same pic with the same outfit at the same place once? Only difference there is this hideous tiger tattoo on her thigh.

EDIT: LMAO, here it is, it's the shoe that's different (I put the newest in for direct comparison)
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I also thought it was a repost of the same picture.
But if you look at the picture longer than 10 seconds (admittedly hard), you'll notice they're all different pieces. The shorts are a bit longer, the print on the shirt is different, the socks are different height and logo different placement).

Much funnier to imagine she only has one set of clothing to work out in, Mrs Fashion & Fitness! Dare I say, Fresh & Fit...

I will guaran-fucking-tee you that she DRIVES to the gym even though it’s 6 car minutes away.

I think Anisa only drives when they're in Canada. And possibly only when they're in Alberta.

Pretty sure they've been aware of KC for awhile honestly. They seethed about felted last year iirc.

They search their own names.
They get spammed by Casino viewers in comments.
There is 0% chance they are unaware of the Casino.

The House Always Wins.

They’re all joking about what type of muggings are cool

Just when I didn't think I could hate Anisa and co more. These reminders are always nice...

 

[Preacher ✝]

This thread lately.