Porn and Porncows

[EpicGamerMoment]

I thought "DeBoy" was an extremely on the nose made-up pooner name

She has a troon cousin called "Lilith Chopmydickoff"

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Mortal Kumbat works better.

Immoral Cumbat is an actual game. A joke-game where you shoot semen at angry dicks in a Wolf3D style environment. It's free, so fire up DosBOX and give it a try! It's not a great game...

 

[moocow]

It's not a great game...

I'm shocked. Truly.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

Hoo boy, a scan of the magazine is available online and I'm trying to imagine what photographer would think this a good idea today.

And of course there are Amazon reviews.

"Null if you don't allow lolicon you're not defending freedom of speech! "

 

[NoBueno]

Diddler Cumbat: Diddy alliance

 

[Justice Tony]

Well I just came across this Onlyfans girl while I was doomscrolling
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I think Cyraxx might have better teeth ngl. Kinda feel bad even if she is a whore.

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Damn I'm disappointed no George Droyd but that looks sick. If only it were real.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

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>Modi
Yeah we know who made this video.

 

[frozen_runner]

Just posting to say the lip filler shit is out of control, in porn, Instagram hoes, and IRL. I know women don't want to have normal or "thin" lips, but it can really ruin your "girl next door" (read: normal) look to make yourself into a Temu Kardashian. You can easily go from a beautiful woman to a forgettable thot with one weird trick.

Not that women read this thread (LMAO), but ladies: don't do it.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Just posting to say the lip filler shit is out of control, in porn, Instagram hoes, and IRL.

Bro I've already sperged about it ITT but I'm gonna do it again; for fucks sake stop giving yourselves fish-faces.
It does not look good, you look like dolls (and not in a good way, in a creepy chucky kinda way), the unnatural angles of a bloated artificial lip are not dissimilar to the deformities of a corpse, it is always botched, why the fuck does every 20 something idiot think this a good look and how the fuck is it legal?
I hate lip filler and it's consequences (for my penis) so goddamn much.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

no shit fillers age women like 5 years, cool if you are going for the bimbo look but eh

 

[RandomGibberish]

Speaking of things women obsess over that guys couldn’t give 2 shits about:



It’s even funnier if they bought the purse with their threesome DP scene money.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Bro I've already sperged about it ITT but I'm gonna do it again; for fucks sake stop giving yourselves fish-faces.
It does not look good, you look like dolls (and not in a good way, in a creepy chucky kinda way), the unnatural angles of a bloated artificial lip are not dissimilar to the deformities of a corpse, it is always botched, why the fuck does every 20 something idiot think this a good look and how the fuck is it legal?
I hate lip filler and it's consequences (for my penis) so goddamn much.

Women are retarded. It's why they get fake claw nails, fake asses, and hitch their pants up to their armpits like Urkle.

 

[NoBueno]

 

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A Florida 10

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

A Florida 10

MFW I realize people born in 1990 are now 35.

 

[Croco]

Speaking of things women obsess over that guys couldn’t give 2 shits about:

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It’s even funnier if they bought the purse with their threesome DP scene money.

A loaded Gucci bag to the face will knock a nigga cold out in an emergency

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

A loaded Gucci bag to the face will knock a nigga cold out in an emergency

Yeah so will a 2 dollar canvas shopper with a brick in it.

 

[The Hardest R]

I’m curious which is more retarded: lip and cheek fillers or nails that are so long they can’t even properly wipe their asses anymore.

 

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I’m curious which is more retarded: lip and cheek fillers or nails that are so long they can’t even properly wipe their asses anymore.

The former
The latter is so easy to fix that it happens unintentionally all the time
The former is not only much more expensive and painful, but fixing it is also expensive and painful

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ancient societies were correct to put such stringent controls on women.