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[Retarded Weeb]

Chickorita has a higher chance of being male than female. What retard wrote this? Oh Marysue. Of course.

I do see people associate Chikorita as being female often because the only Chikorita in the anime with confirmed gender were female, specifically Ash's Chikorita and that Chikorita from the Mystery Dungeon special. But the idea that people hate on Chikorita specifically because of that is pure bullshit. The only jabs people make at Chikorita have to do with it being objectively the worst starter in the series from a single-player gameplay perspective.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Late reply, but this sounded familiar and I think I have a screencap of the guy you're talking about.

That's the one and it never fails to depress me. This will one day be considered no different than the lobotomy percedures from the past. Hopefully

 

[Thiletonomics]

The r/q50 subreddit delivers again, this time a guy crashed his Q50 in the rain and asks if it's totaled: / Archive



The icing on the cake is that he later admitted to not having car insurance when he crashed, and it's implied that the tires were severely worn out, if not completely bald:

 

[LaxerBRO]

Watch out villains, here comes Redditman.

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[Dr. Butt]

Late reply, but this sounded familiar and I think I have a screencap of the guy you're talking about.

Truly, SRS is the stupidest prize of all.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

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Flaming faggot has the gall to cheat on his bride THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE WED
Imagine spending all that time, all that energy, all that money, and all that effort INSTEAD OF JUST BREAKING UP, FUCKING CHRIST. People spent money on PLANE TICKETS because this guy wouldn't admit he likes dong.

 

[Necrosan]

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Flaming faggot has the gall to cheat on his bride THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE WED
Imagine spending all that time, all that energy, all that money, and all that effort INSTEAD OF JUST BREAKING UP, FUCKING CHRIST. People spent money on PLANE TICKETS because this guy wouldn't admit he likes dong.

These types of posts tend to be fakes, unless someone has a long post history that makes it look like a person then, maybe it's real, in this case it's an account with like five posts.

Even if it was real, why tell Reddit? The last thing anyone would want to do was to broadcast it to the Internet.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

These types of posts tend to be fakes, unless someone has a long post history that makes it look like a person then, maybe it's real, in this case it's an account with like five posts.

Even if it was real, why tell Reddit? The last thing anyone would want to do was to broadcast it to the Internet.

You underestimate some people's lust for pity points

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Flaming faggot has the gall to cheat on his bride THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE WED
Imagine spending all that time, all that energy, all that money, and all that effort INSTEAD OF JUST BREAKING UP, FUCKING CHRIST. People spent money on PLANE TICKETS because this guy wouldn't admit he likes dong.

 

[GilaCutter]

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Bring this up to them and they'll point out it's to deter predators.

What's your response?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

do these people know that he meant stage 9 on the Gleason score..? like sure, slip of the tongue, but it's still true.

No we all gotta act as if whatever the fuck a Gleason score is is taught in elementary school, and mixing up score and stage is something that could only happen to you if your brain was already digested by prion disease. Unlike sniffing kids and forgetting your son died, which occasionally happens to the best of us and is not a signifier of mental decline, chud. You have been banned from this subreddit.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Both hilariously and predictably, predditors are seething because the UK plans to chemically castrate sex offenders:

Lots of people bringing up Alan Turing. Always thought it was funny how progressives turned him into a gay martyr, when he was caught with a 19 year old when he was 39. Considering the conniptions Reddit routinely has about age gaps, they'd crucify him for that now regardless.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Bring this up to them and they'll point out it's to deter predators.

What's your response?

Call them a fucking autist.

 

[NeedsToBe42%]

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Both hilariously and predictably, predditors are seething because the UK plans to chemically castrate sex offenders:
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Lots of people bringing up Alan Turing. Always thought it was funny how progressives turned him into a gay martyr, when he was caught with a 19 year old when he was 39. Considering the conniptions Reddit routinely has about age gaps, they'd crucify him for that now regardless.

>let’s castrate sex offenders and child molesters
>but what about trans people? this is clearly trans genocide
What did they/them mean by this? Is there a reason trannies could be more affected by this? Hmmm.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

predditors are seething because the UK plans to chemically castrate sex offenders:

Uhh that sounds pretty heckin islamophobic... I like user PaddyVein acknowledging that children were being chemically castrated (but thats a good thing!)

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

The "targeting sex offenders clearly means targeting trans people!" self report never comes with any recorded instance of that actually happening.

From their perspective, anyone who looks at them funny is automatically doing so because they're trans, but even with their extremely biased viewpoint they can't find any story they can twist into working as an example to parade around.

 

[LaxerBRO]

he was caught with a 19 year old when he was 39. Considering the conniptions Reddit routinely has about age gaps, they'd crucify him for that now regardless.

Buddy, gay icon Harvey Milk had a 16 year old boyfriend when Milk was in his 30s. He is still lionized. Age gaps only matter when the wrong person commits said act.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Buddy, gay icon Harvey Milk had a 16 year old boyfriend when Milk was in his 30s. He is still lionized. Age gaps only matter when the wrong person commits said act.

The city of Portland, Oregon literally named a street after him downtown even though he wasn't from there. The same city went on a renaming spree 2 years later after Floyd bit the dust but the street named after a literal gay pedophile? Untouched. Not a peep about it. Racism is worse to leftists then molesting 16 year old boys.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

The city of Portland, Oregon literally named a street after him downtown even though he wasn't from there. The same city went on a renaming spree 2 years later after Floyd bit the dust but the street named after a literal gay pedophile? Untouched. Not a peep about it. Racism is worse to leftists then molesting 16 year old boys.
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The US Navy has a ship named after him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USNS_Harvey_Milk

 

[rosecig]

You underestimate some people's lust for pity points

If this was real, imagine getting cheated on right before your wedding and some fat loser is repeating a joke from ten years ago in your comments section. I would end it all.