Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

[Dravec]

That's because fights wouldn't last longer than a second if Saitama was present, it's justified in the story/lore.

Here there's no reason other than DEI why is is so prominent in the story.

No, I’m pretty sure it has more to do with the fact that Doomguy doesn’t fucking talk and that they wanted to expand on the Sentinels since this was a prequel.

 

[The Boy Who Lived]

My mom.

Really? Your mother hasn't ever done irrational things? She doesn't have a worldview permeated with falsehoods? How do you know that if she did became a public figure she wouldn't be a lolcow?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Anyways, you as a kiwifarmer, who would you say is someond worthy of respect? Who is someone that's completely not a lolcow?

Usually people in Multimedia are considered non-cows (Dankula, Warlockracy, Caleb Hammer for example), at least not cows yet. Of course they always can have their status changed (like AVGN after publishing his "Balls on a dick" autobiography or Rekieta after his degeneracy came to light).

 

[The Boy Who Lived]

Really? Your mother hasn't ever done irrational things? She doesn't have a worldview permeated with falsehoods? How do you know that if she did became a public figure she wouldn't be a lolcow?

Also who is someone known to the public that isn't a lolcow?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Also who is someone known to the public that isn't a lolcow?

Ryan Gosling.

 

[God of Nothing]

Ryan Gosling.

literally me

 

[Estate]

My theory is that Kiwifarms has a prominent simp contingent and synth offends womens sensibilities, so they'll dislike synthetic man

>be group of annoying faggots
>literal hive mind of worthless spic sodomites that only parrot their e-daddy
>congregate in one place on this site, so other people pinpoint where the faggotry originates
>"Yeah, must be women's fault!"

My theory is that you're an imbecilic faggot, and by theory, I mean proven fact.

 

[Dravec]

Since we’re on the topic of lolcows, Charlie/MoistCirtikal is my personal lolcow. I don’t know if he’ll ever become a full-fledged lolcow since he’s at least smart enough to tow the normie line by going with the coldest takes imaginable on everything, but the Sneako incident gives me hope.

 

[Xev]

Also who is someone known to the public that isn't a lolcow

Is this your official cope? 'No biggy, everyone is a lolcow'

 

[Tablet County]

I don't think there's any rules about the lolcow moniker anymore. There used to be a bunch of rules like "no celebrities", "where's the funny?", "must react", but it's really just someone people want to discuss/criticize at this point.

"Where's the funny" is still sort of a guideline. It's part of the reason I keep saying Synth is a shit cow and his Ballwash Brigade is the real big ticket item. The ballwashers continue to entertain while Synthler is just kinda your average NGMI guy. He hasn't the retard charisma of Cobra, the quotes and tard rage of BMJ, the supreme griftmaxxing of DSP, the so-sad-it's-funny aura of DBDR. He's just some coomer doomer whose "based" opinions are either copied from /v/ or are manifestations of his fatherless upbringing.

Really? Your mother hasn't ever done irrational things? She doesn't have a worldview permeated with falsehoods? How do you know that if she did became a public figure she wouldn't be a lolcow?

Because she's based. Plus she raised me better than to like Harry Potter.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Is this your official cope? 'No biggy, everyone is a lolcow'

When everyone's a lolcow.... No one will be.

 

[Jace on ice]

No, I’m pretty sure it has more to do with the fact that Doomguy doesn’t fucking talk and that they wanted to expand on the Sentinels since this was a prequel.

Do people really give a fuck about Doom lore of all things? Doom 2016 which most people consider the best of the nu Doom games has basically no story or cutscenes at all.

In fact one of the very few cutscenes 2016 has actually makes fun of lore dumps. Dr Hayden tries to infodump and Doomguy gets impatient and smashes the monitor.

 

[Toha Heavy Industries]

Fuck Devin for calling GTA 4 slop. God I hate these pretentious "video game connoisseurs" who want to be unique special snowflakes and shit on everything mainstream(Don't think I stand by the list btw, it was shit).

I think SA was the peak of GTA. Like 4 is alright, but SA, you could do alot more espicially when it was on the PS2 (or within that generation of video games), it was ahead of its time.

That's the problem with Rockstar now, they got too comfortable and did not care to improve their games outside of ''muh details, cinematic animations and graphics)
SA was the last good GTA and was ahead of it's time in what it did, features in GTA we still do not have today.

While GTA 4 had a THEE best story, the gameplay was mediocre but it also had A LOOOOT of work put into it, we had the lost & damned and gay ballad of tony, fantastic storylines and ballad of tony also brought in new guns, new stuff, and better mission then gta 4, and GTA 5 was worst, mediocre gameplay and a awful story.
THE BIGGEST problem with GTA is the mission design, Rockstar is STILL using the same lousy ass terrible mission design since fucking GTA 3, it was good for Vice City & San Andreas because they were all on the same platform.

But for GTA 4 & 5 to have this sloppy ass generic mission design...just bad, every mission is a drive point a to point b, tail this car, escape cop, generic shootout scene, etc, etc, GTA 5 did it ten times worst with those generic ass heist story missions and a yoga minigame mission you were forced to do.

Lowkey think that GTA IV would end up better staying on ps2-xbox generation. Developers would be forced to polish and enhance already feature rich code of old engine with snappy arcadey gameplay instead of trying to figure out how to code monkey dancing physics on 8 core chip with sluggish slow controls and overdone driving-talking segments.
And it's not like ps2 could not handle proper character models. True Crime Streets of LA character models released in 2003 looked like they are from different generation compared to Vice City of same year. They look not much worse than GTA IV's.

Also True Crime NY City 2005

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Do people really give a fuck about Doom lore of all things? Doom 2016 which most people consider the best of the nu Doom games has basically no story or cutscenes at all.

In fact one of the very few cutscenes 2016 has actually makes fun of lore dumps. Dr Hayden tries to infodump and Doomguy gets impatiently and smashes the monitor.

I think even people who like this admit the extended cutscenes were a bad idea. Shill Up (of all people) brought up the fact that DOOM 16 used Doomguy like Robocop (in the original film), while this one drops the ball going for a Gears of War + He-Man aesthetic with all the cinematics.

 

[Dravec]

Do people really give a fuck about Doom lore of all things? Doom 2016 which most people consider the best of the nu Doom games has basically no story or cutscenes at all.

In fact one of the very few cutscenes 2016 has actually makes fun of lore dumps. Dr Hayden tries to infodump and Doomguy gets impatient and smashes the monitor.

2016 is also the same game where you are locked inside of a room and given exposition dump for minutes on end.

Twice.

But people conveniently leave that out and instead get mad over skippable cutscenes.

 

[Tablet County]

Do people really give a fuck about Doom lore of all things? Doom 2016 which most people consider the best of the nu Doom games has basically no story or cutscenes at all.

In fact one of the very few cutscenes 2016 has actually makes fun of lore dumps. Dr Hayden tries to infodump and Doomguy gets impatient and smashes the monitor.

Doom 16 was perfect. Bare minimum lore, mostly killer, forgivable filler. Then Eternal started sperging out over its own hype and I just couldn't stand it.

2016 is also the same game where you are locked inside of a room and given exposition dump for minutes on end.

Twice.

But people conveniently leave that out and instead get mad over skippable cutscenes.

They're not even that long and they don't even begin to approach the masturbatory heights of Doom Eternal. The testaments to how badass Doomguy is in 2016 are all optional things you touch and listen to while resuming your slaughter while Eternal spends the whole fucking game jacking off Doomguy. Like yeah, we get it, we're playing the bestest badass to ever walk on two legs. Please shut the fuck up.
Also the Praetor Suit just looks cooler with the sleeves.

 

[Dravec]

They're not even that long

Both of them are around 3 minutes each of doing nothing but listen to Sam blab.

don't even begin to approach the masturbatory heights of Doom Eternal.

I don’t know what this is supposed to mean when 2016 started it all and the entire game does nothing but remind you that Doomguy is an ancient warrior that’s been killing demons for a gazillion years.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

I don't think there's any rules about the lolcow moniker anymore. There used to be a bunch of rules like "no celebrities", "where's the funny?", "must react", but it's really just someone people want to discuss/criticize at this point.

While I agree that this is the definition that people are using I don't agree with it.

Whether I agree with it or not doesn't really matter though. I'll keep using it the traditional way, or at least try to.

Edit: On the topic of simping, Kiwi Farms has an entire board dedicated to US KWEENZ bein' KWEENZ n doin' KWEEN shit mmmhmmm das rite. And that Jersh Munez let's us do eet because we can get no empowerment anywhere else on da internet cuz men wanna dress in skirtz n sheit which is upper middle class women's fault

 

[Tablet County]

Both of them are around 3 minutes each of doing nothing but listen to Sam blab.

There's a reason nobody remembers those scenes when recollecting Doom 16, the rest of the game is so superior that it eclipses the slow parts.
If three minutes is too long I recommend ritalin.

don’t know what this is supposed to mean when 2016 started it all and the entire game does nothing but remind you that Doomguy is an ancient warrior that’s been killing demons for a gazillion years.

And at the time it was awesome because there hadn't been a Doom game in years and the previous entry in the series was aggressive in its mediocrity. Talking about how awesome Doomguy is can only go on for so long before it gets on the nerves.

 

[BjörnJärnsida]

God shitting on DBDR is like the lowest hanging fruit ever.

Synth might as well go out and punch some down syndrome babies and brag about how he's such a good fighter.

What a hypocritical bald piece of shit.

I saw a clip of him making fun of DBBR and bro has no self awarness. He kept calling him low t and spineless, non confrontaional and let people take advantage of him. Saying that he's so desperate for a friend that he would do anything.

But isn't that what Synth ulitmatly is? Low T and nonconfrontional? When Null called him out him he just scurried away and apologized or with Kirishe? Him being so desperate for female companionship that he would humiliate himself just to interact with her. Her calling in to the stream to call him a woman and a cock lover being the cherry on top really.