Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I wish Andy would just start a new stream for his friendship simulator aftershow. I just want to scrub through the replay for anything interesting.
Just click the channel name, and then you can click the recent video and be able to move the bar.
 
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I just roll my eyes at it and go "Grifter humor"
Same, I just found Lard's ranting afterwards funny and somewhat pertinent.

He is right, the show is for autistic people. We shouldn't be so ableist.
True, to be fair 80% of the people involved in or following internet drama are autistic. Taking him at his word though, wouldn't the constant ape noises, fat hollering, and bell ringing trigger some kind of sensory overload? I dunno, suffah viewers I guess.

You don't even need to do this; you can scrub through live content now. You only lose synced chat.
IIRC though Kick is shit and will jump to the live part of a stream if the stream buffers or loses connection for a second.
 
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
 
drawn out intros
I don't understand why they waste an hour talking about the coming content instead of just going straight into it. It's completely pointless and they just repeat themselves anyway.
I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points?
I think he's getting more retarded. You can tell even PPP is getting fed up with it. Like on the latest episode where he started sperging about how Steel Toe's sign wasn't perfectly aligned with the camera; just absolute nonsense commentary.
 
has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
I think he's getting more retarded.
You guys are bullies. Can you imagine the stress Andy is under? He has to feed his cat like 5-6 times every single hour. How can you expect him to make a thoughtful interjection with the level of duress he feels from two adult cats? Sometimes he even has to take a leak, its harrowing. How quickly you forget the ever hilarious "no post show tonight" joke. You think that's just off the cuff? He workshops that with the Tim Pool impersonator "Psycho" every day.

Put some respect on Andy's name. When everyone else in the sektur fell straight to hell, Andy's man-bun got caught on a jagged rock and now he gets to lord over Ethan Ralph and the rest of the devil's brigade as he dangles from his precarious perch.
 
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
Yes, tardski sucks and never has anything meaningful to say aside from "Wow negative clap" or " Ashton this is just like my bing bing wahoo". This was a giant meme years ago when he still had clout with his warski live show.
 
I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points?
:story:
>He doesn't know

In all seriousness, he's gotten much worse as All-nighter game'n'goon seshes have progressively fried his brain worse than any of the drugs he did ever could, but yes, he's literally always been an incoherent retard, he's just been exceptionally lucky to have attatched himself to more popular shows as a cohost, and somehow survive multiple successive implosions. He's the retarded Phoenix for a reason, all things considered it's sort of a miracle Kino Casino has lasted as long as it has.
 
I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
If you want Kino watch some of PPP’s earlier streams with Surfer.

Surfer is a schizo retard vs Tardskis retard. Surfer is actually entertaining and adds cool points.

Taking 1.5 to 2 hours to make Janes brand Chicken Tenders when they take 20-30 minutes (and the actual effort is like 30 seconds)

I miss hearing about Galen Weston personally poking holes in the yogurt containers at the Peterborough NoFrills so he can add nanobots into them
 
True, to be fair 80% of the people involved in or following internet drama are autistic. Taking him at his word though, wouldn't the constant ape noises, fat hollering, and bell ringing trigger some kind of sensory overload? I dunno, suffah viewers I guess.
This is also true, but the audience may need loud noises to make sure their attention is kept on the stream and not elsewhere. Truly a fickle audience!

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points?
When Andy said getting punched in the head made him stutter less, he wasn't lying. He's a lot better at talking now, though I wasn't sure when the change occurred because I stopped watching for a bit. Whether he says anything of value is a personal opinion.

I don't understand why they waste an hour talking about the coming content instead of just going straight into it. It's completely pointless and they just repeat themselves anyway.
They waste an hour, because they always waste an hour. It's so people have time to get in to the stream before the "real show" starts. There are actually streams out there worse than this, if you can believe it.

Like on the latest episode where he started sperging about how Steel Toe's sign wasn't perfectly aligned with the camera; just absolute nonsense commentary.
If Andy had a sign that wasn't aligned right, some autist here would complain. And some autists have already complained about his set up. The background, not the PC issues.
 
I mean the intro part specifically!
I'll grant you that I guess, I didn't realize how
common it was for stream "start times" to actually mean "the 30 minute or more period where we just play meme edits and inside jokes before actually starting the stream" Which they have boldly been pioneering in the field of by still not really starting the stream after they're on camera.
 
I think they need to find someone new to cover to be honest the show guys kinda stale, I for one think they should go through the history of Chris Chan I think PPP's commentary would be pretty kino.
I have the opposite take. They should stick to what they're known for and good at which is coverage of Ralph, Rekieta, RTU, etc. They at least dropped the weird "Woah Buddy" thing they were doing at the start of the year. I did listen to part of their last Rekieta segment and the quality seemed pretty good.

I also have long said they should drop the parasocial shit but I guess they'll never do that because Warski loves him his post-show.

I don't really know what the point is of trying to do more popular drama content like H3 vs. Hasan when there's people covering that who don't subject their audiences to repetitive hollering over classic rock played at 0.25x.

I'll grant you that I guess, I didn't realize how
common it was for stream "start times" to actually mean "the 30 minute or more period where we just play meme edits and inside jokes before actually starting the stream" Which they have boldly been pioneering in the field of by still not really starting the stream after they're on camera.
It would be one thing if they put on the AI generated garbage before the stream if the time they announce on Twitter is the time they actually go live. Nobody would complain if they did that.
 
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