Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I wasn't born yesterday, dumbass with the Teletuby profile picture. The amount of times your team has asked me to end my life speaks volumes of how much you don't want me alive. Which is why I'll keep living.
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(literally 1 day later)

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Lolicon, you are really bad at this. I really hope you end up killing yourself, so you get an instant one-way ticket to Hell. That, for me, is the perfect indirect revenge I could ever get.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.
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I'm pretty sure the nightmare scenario would be living anywhere near you, and having to interact with someone like you in the first place. You Quasimodo looking ass mofo. Shit, I'm surprised nobody has tried stabbing, shooting you already because they think you're monster or some shit.
Nah, it's just that your bias forces you to INSTANTANEOUSLY force unrealistic standards towards me because, as I said, you hate:
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We didn't ask you to do anything. Did we tell you to create an account, on Kiwifarms, and power-level all your personal business with animals and furries? We dislike you because of everything you're doing and continuing to do. The bar was so low to begin with. Its literally the simple rules you read when you sign up. Its not like you had to read a 300 page TOS, sign a promissory note, and swear not to commit lèse-majesté to Null or any of the moderators.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Quick question: Why do you have this on your hardrive?
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It's a stock image, it's not hard to find one on the internet

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Do you even know what's supposed to happen when "the Second Coming of Christ" happens? The fucking end times.

You fucking imbecile, you are really pissing me off.
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Why would you be mad? I thought you aren't tired of winning.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
No. I want Tread Miller to be useful for once. My name isn't marred anyways, it's going to be clean until I die.
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Why are you obsessed with him? Why not now? All accusations are aimed at you yet you treat it like a game.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You fucking imbecile, you are really pissing me off.
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He's finally admiting that we're reaching to his head and he's seething. Not much more to show that tough guy facade now, are you?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
...NO one tell x64 what's the population rate of those people. Spoiler: Those aren't the majority I meant, fucking retard.



That's literally not what I meant─

Lolicon, you are really bad at this. I really hope you end up killing yourself, so you get an instant one-way ticket to Hell. That, for me, is the perfect indirect revenge I could ever get.
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Imagine spending a whole 12 hours replying to your own KF thread :story:
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Love the cope.
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Factual information is now a cope. Say what you will about Claus but you're always learning something new with him.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Don't confuse me for Synth.
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Yeah he only takes cock from real african lions.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Good thing that you'll never be a judge, you would do a shitty job.
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I'm just saying that if you were to push me into some sort of self-defense situation and I have to legally defend myself, like if you came at me while I'm in your room at night, minding my own business leaning over your bedside—with my concealed carry as always so that I can properly defend myself against random acts of violence—I can't promise anything, it's you or me.
 
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DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
If Claudio covers both this and ABBA - The Winner Takes It All in full, I will recognize that he has in fact won and stop posting in this thread.
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He has to squat two 125 lbs plates below parallel if he wants me to stop posting. He's gotta record himself doing it, too.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Knowing how lax your definition of zoophile is, I wonder what type of cat you mean.
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Why does the type of cat matter?
 
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Okay so didn't Claudio claim he gave that gay mexican nightclub a one star review because he couldn't get laid? Well I looked at the reviews for that dump and found this piece of info: I give it 5 stars because I give them the benefit of the doubt, it is true that there is an escort service inside

So it's possible that this retard couldn't even get a male prostitute to bang him in mexico
 
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Xev said:
they better measure Ethan Ralph so retards can stop debating his height.
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...Wait what? Is his height really a debate?


Xev said:
Has he tried sperging on his deviant art account about how he totally isn't a cat rapist whatsoever
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What?


Xev said:
Okay so didn't Claudio claim he gave that gay mexican nightclub a one star review because he couldn't get laid? Well I looked at the reviews for that dump and found this piece of info: I give it 5 stars because I give them the benefit of the doubt, it is true that there is an escort service inside

So it's possible that this retard couldn't even get a male prostitute to bang him in mexico
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I legitimately didn't know this, I dodged a bullet.


Before I begin telling you something I was originally just going to tell @JohnnyGringo, but then I realized it was better to just get it over with in public. But before that, I want to say that...
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I can't wait for my eventual crossover. (This isn't sarcasm)

Alright, let's get to what will actually interest every single one of you. It's better to point out a variable that is common with most degenerate furries in USA and get it over with. They have autism, or some other variant.

Does Claudio have some sort of autism?

The answer is... No. Not really.

my mother checked. I am going to be honest about it, my speech issues existed way before my grandparents died (speech issues can surge from trauma sometimes, that's why I mention this). My mother got notified my my pre-primary teachers that I could have some sort speech impediment, and she should go get that checked out.

My grandpa, a teacher, anatomist, artist and a doctor, was the one that did convince my mom to go get me checked and she did.

Long story short, they realized most of my issues were on the "R" intonation. For example, it appeared that I had issues in saying things like "pero" (but) or "perro" (dog). The doctors at some point suspected I could have some sort of aspergers syndrome, unsurprisingly (for you, at least).

They discarded that prognosis because I showed healthy capacity for maintaining attention on topics or conversations, I didn't have issues in my education, and I could talk with my teachers without any problem. This concluded with the diagnosis that I just had a speech impediment.

That's pretty much it.
 
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