Take heart, dear brother! It is I, The Watcher! I will now show you a vision of a world where Ian was allowed to retrieve his brain, hearts and balls from Anisa's purse!
"Hey guys, it's 'ya boy Ian. This is going to be a pretty unpleasant video but I feel like I needed to make it, not for anyone's sake of my own. I'm gonna keep this super brief out of respect for the privacy and dignity of everyone involved. Ethan Klein has been feuding with Hasan and some of the people in his orbit, and for the most part I try to stay out of that drama. I actually have high opinions of the people on both sides, I have a lot of respect for Ethan, but I also respect Denims and Hasan. I'm not gonna badmouth any of them, instead I'm going to talk about something I think is out of their control: the recent drama with the Subreddit H3 Snark.
Recently, things escalated in a big way when fans of Hasan and Denims called CPS and reported the Kleins to them. They had the agents visit their house and interview them, and it really got the Kleins angry and stressed out. We had a conversation in private that got really heated and I didn't like the way he talked to me, but I understand he's going through a really hard time and this was traumatizing for him, so I'll try not to hold it against him.
Calling CPS over internet drama is totally unacceptable and Denims herself has said as much, and I agree with her. Ethan practically demanded I say what I saw when I went to his house. I didn't like that, but I do think it's important to say that I have been there, and when I was there the children were happy, the home was clean and things seemed fine. I don't know if it changed or not in the time since, but I personally think Ethan's a good person at heart and doesn't neglect his kids.
Now, I don't like the way he spoke to me and I really don't appreciate the way he tried to pressure me into making a public statement. I think that was the wrong thing to do. I'm only doing it because I believe he's been through some shit he didn't deserve to go through and I get that he's angry.
That's all I'm going to say about it in public. Ethan, if you have anything else to say, you can contact me in private, and I'll probably have a lot of stuff I want to say back to you, but one thing is for damn sure: this whole thing started, I believe, because a bunch of shit escalated and became public when it should have been, and the only way to fix it is to dial down the volume, let cooler heads prevail and handle private matters in private instead of on the internet.
I wish the best for everyone involved. I hope soon this whole thing can just be a bad memory and we can get back to our normal lives. Let's keep this shit civil going forward. Everybody have a great day."