Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 99 34.0%

  • Total voters
    291
Why the FUCK is he up at 4 in the morning? (Minnesota time)
I have a couple ideas.
However, I think they've largely given up on Nick. He's doing a fine job destroying himself. Plus the critics Nick has to deal with these days are way more effective than KV.
Many of them were on his side during KV. And they now hate him because he is KickVic rolled up into one nasty little fucking skeletal goblin child abuser.
He's for sure going to jail in August, by his own doing via his lies and antics online. He could have just agreed to go work a 9-5 somewhere and stay well away from the Internet. Everyone would have forgotten about him. This thread would have died long ago.
All he would have had to do was get a job at Clown Dog like his hero Lester Burnham.
Apropos of nothing, am I the only one who thinks PPP's schtick is imitating Gilbert Gottfried?
There are definitely worse people to imitate. Gottfried had maybe the best Aristocrats ever. Also he was almost personally the origin of the "too soon" meme because he was making 9/11 jokes before the ruins even stopped smoldering.
I'll give an example. A few years ago my daughter, inadvertently, took a swig of vodka that she thought was water. Immediately spat it out, crying, etc. In Nick's World this would be I gave my child vodka.
Even if you're an adult and you're an experienced drinker, if you reach for something you think is water and it's vodka instead you will freak out. If you've ever had that happen you know what I mean.
Vid related.
 
Last edited:
1747949138129.webp

This is firmly reaching into the psychological response of discomfort known as Uncanny Valley.
 
Nick is a fool for going public with this nanny story.

Why?

Because now CPS, the police, and possibly the probation department might be investigating the allegations to ensure 1. the kids are safe and 2. Rekieta is not harassing or retaliating against a witness or violating his probation conditions.

Allegations are true:

If Rekieta's allegations are true, then why didn't he raise this in his CPS case? Why didn't he file a police report (either then or now)?

It makes Rekieta appear like he looked the other way during the nanny's alleged child endangerment, which if true, might have been a crime. Even now, he might be required to report this to CPS or probation as soon as his kids told him of what happened. Not reporting this makes the story have no credibility, but it also makes him look like he covered this up, and risks a violation or another CPS investigation into the nanny's alleged actions and Nick's failure to act.


Allegations are false:

If Rekieta's allegations are false, then he's literally making a false allegation of a crime against someone that was a potential prosecution witness in his criminal case. It is also defamation per se and potentially destroys her ability to find a job.

It makes Rekieta appear as even more of a broke dick snake, and his probation officer, the police, or the court might take interest that he's retaliating against someone involved in his criminal case and formerly his children's care.

Even if CPS, the police and probation are disinterested and don't take any action, he still looks terrible publicly and risks a defamation claim from the nanny. And even if the nanny doesn't have an appetite for a lawsuit, she can get payback on the cheap by disclosing all of the insane true behavior she saw that caused her to quit.

There is literally no win condition here for Rekieta.

The best he can hope for is that nothing "legal" comes from this latest stupidity, as his reputation takes another severe hit. Either way he is known as a snake to the ends of the earth.
 
No, he couldn't have. He sort of tried, and he sucked.

And he's literally said that being a lawyer is too much work.
Tbh this is the absolute least of his flaws. Practicing law kind of sucks if you don't have some niche you like. Of all the people I know with law degrees, less than half do anything that could be called the practice of law. And of those, almost all are out of court stuff like transactional law, in-house counsel with very little actual litigation, appellate practictioners, and things like an ALJ or a patent agent (like Kurt was). I only know two actual trial lawyers personally and both of them were because of actual litigation, not meeting them socially.

It takes a very special kind of monster to be a trial lawyer. Most lawyers are not trial lawyers.

I would have made exactly the choice Nick made if I'd had it. By that I mean of course being some hot shot streamer, not dosing kids with cocaine and putting on Balldos and all that other shit.
 
And even if you're dealing, you've got to be so egregious in your actions that you make it impossible to ignore.
Cocaine has a way of making your actions egregious.

Reminds me of an old Cosby joke where someone offered him cocaine and said "It intensifies your personality!" "But what if you're an asshole?"

Also a somewhat similar cocaine joke from Robin Williams. "It makes you feel like a new man! The only problem is the only thing the new man wants to do is more cocaine!"
He's not funny, he's pathetic.
Well, he's funny, just not funny ha-ha funny queer.

Also to bitch and complain autistically and pointlessly about shit nobody cares about, I am mildly annoyed at the use of the word pathetic to refer to absolute vermin like Nick. Pathetic in its original sense means inspiring pathos, the feeling of sorrow and pity you experience when observing such an individual. An orphan is pathetic, completely undeserving of this fate, and one naturally feels pity.

I feel no pity, no pathos, no emotion whatsoever toward Nick at this point other than Schadenfreude. Every bit of suffering he experiences makes my day better. I have the opposite of pathos for Nick and his suffering. SUFFER SKELLY.
 
Last edited:
Almost like a different person with the number the drugs have done to him. Still a liar and a creep, but just totally different in how he sounds and talks
More braindead.

Nick should absolutely be allowed to qualify for LOTY if he does enough, and imo if the bodycam comes out and he does time he’d be a dead cert at the polls.

It’s not like he’d try for a 4th year anyway, let him have this final victory.
Two LOTY can be done, but 3? Three is exceptional levels of pathetic. Which is why Nick deserves it. After that? Sure pull him make a separate category award based on him.
But let him have 3 just so people understand why he is what he is.

s “a multi-million dollar company”
its just Streamlabs / streamelements run by a pedophile....
 
Back