Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
Nick Rekieta Karaoke - MEMBERS ONLY!
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I think if Nick shows this to the judge, he could probably knock a year or two off his probation.
Imagine doing this.
Now imagine doing this, alone, because your awful wife is never there unless you need a quick "look! see! we're normal and happy!" clip.
Now imagine this, alone, etc. in front of a dwindling audience of abnormal psychology viewers.
And the money laundering prints on the wall behind him are the perfect backdrop.
 
And the reality is that he could not have done. Because he was a bad lawyer, sloppy and admittedly lazy, and what lawyering he did was brief, few, and poorly done.
In the only case we've even analyzed slightly, he did an absolutely godawful shit job for that fraud queen. When the judge said some wildly questionable shit, he didn't even object, instead, he sperged out at the judge after the case was over and his client was sent up the river.

I'd kind of like to know how that even happened. If you'd committed such heinous acts as that fraudster, why in the fucking world would you pick Nick Rekieta as your lawyer, even for free? Wouldn't a sane fraudmonster pick an actual lawyer and pay the lawyer with some of that stolen money?

How was this pro bono? How did that whole thing even happen? I'm befuddled.
 
Oh dear, this is truly dreadful. Karaoke appears to be one of his favorite pastimes—so why is he so remarkably bad at it?

Is this really what he subjects his paying members on YouTube and Locals to? My condolences to them. Honestly, clippers deserve hazard pay.
Nick's awful at everything else so it'd be weird if he was actually good at something
 
In the only case we've even analyzed slightly, he did an absolutely godawful shit job for that fraud queen. When the judge said some wildly questionable shit, he didn't even object, instead, he sperged out at the judge after the case was over and his client was sent up the river.

I'd kind of like to know how that even happened. If you'd committed such heinous acts as that fraudster, why in the fucking world would you pick Nick Rekieta as your lawyer, even for free? Wouldn't a sane fraudmonster pick an actual lawyer and pay the lawyer with some of that stolen money?

How was this pro bono? How did that whole thing even happen? I'm befuddled.
Funny and weird. Like the fact the fraudster's husband was a closet case. Is that the connection to Rekieta? Handies at a sex shop so the husband tagged Rekieta in to do the case "for free"?
 
Just to add two things.

1. He mentioned that he was tested today BEFORE this debacle of a karaoke stream. I didn't detect drunkenness or drugs - the timing would be right if he was using - but I'm bad at this.
2. Kayla wanted to join (DMed him), and he hinted that she might tonight (he claims he'll stream again later).
 
As a matter of fact, it was probably YOU that had your children taken away!

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Even if you're an adult and you're an experienced drinker, if you reach for something you think is water and it's vodka instead you will freak out. If you've ever had that happen you know what I mean.
A long time ago, I was going through a stressful time and having trouble sleeping, so my doctor prescribed me Ambien. At the time, I lived alone, and I usually drank Coca-Cola (red can) and a really cheap light beer (blue can). But one week, the store had a sale on Pepsi (blue can) that was too good to resist, so I bought it.

Unbeknownst to me, the Ambien had been causing me to sleepwalk, and apparently I enjoyed going to the fridge, chugging a Coke, and throwing the can in the recycle bin, all in my sleep. This had been going on for a few weeks. Since I had bought Pepsi, which was in the same color can as the cheap beer, I got confused in my sleep, and woke up gagging beer into the sink, not knowing how I got there or why I was drinking a beer at 3 am. Needless to say, I no longer took Ambien after that, and was supremely grateful that my sleeping mind never took a hankering to go for a walk outside, or worse yet, a drive.
 
POV: You're in your room chugging two Monsters back to back for $150
Yeah, even as a 9 year old I'd be chugging down a bottle of vodka if I had to hear that every day in my room. Mystery solved I guess.


Gotta be a fag for a second—this seemed a lot funnier back when I first remembered the scene.
The more I think about it, the sadder it feels.
 
All of the fans that he is left with are retards that bury their heads in the sand and/or dabbleverse faggots.
His big reveals™️ and hinting are all about maintaining this retarded base of 'fans'. They will always hover around him until he goes silent; his every utterance is gospel to them because....Toe bad or something.....

When that whore Keanu snaked Aaron hard, the same folks were there until she ran out of steam and she was deservedly not the belle of the ball(do) anymore. Nick's going down this path if he doesn't keep up with the wild claims.

Nick is now forever beholden to this worthless gaggle of (double-digit IQ and Twitter follower) internet nobodies to garner praise and adulation. Fucking sad.
 
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All of the fans that he is left with are retards that bury their heads in the sand and/or dabbleverse faggots.
And then there are those who used to investigate Nick like it was their full-time job but got catastrophic rectal injuries when MNPublicRecords swooped in and rocked the foundations of Nick’s world and this thread.

But yes, as you said, only retards defend Nick now.
 
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The stress is really getting to him. Im thinking we are in for another crescendo.
This faggot right here.

@Null he's a cornered animal now. When you drop the bodycam footage I hope you make it the largest event this side of the internet has ever seen. Get @ItsAaronIgnoreMe to record you a few different "Another Win For the Toe!", PPP & Andy with some "RETARD ALERTS!" and a looping GIF of @Potentially Criminal eating a sandwich looking smugly into the camera. Before this is over he's going to take down as many people he can in as cruel a way he can think of and I hope we all get a front row seat to the train wreck of cognitive dissonance occurring within him when his delusions are confronted with reality.
 
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