Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
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"Where's your loyalty Aaron? You shoulda lied to tha police."
 
. It’s textbook abuser behavior.

back when nick wrote kaylas post about how she enjoyed showing off her body.

a poster here said it was clearly nick writing that because woman dont speak that why.

i showed it to my wife and she was all yep not how women think.

The best thing for that family is for it to be broken apart. Nick and Kayla needs at least 6 months apart if not a year.

Nick needs to be dropped off in a remote place without internet and let his brain chemical fucking reset
 
It’s pretty well known that they inflate live views.
I was referring to the cost benefit analysis. I have no doubt they can, and are manipulating viewer count, especially since they deliberately used to use the most asinine metric possible for watch time in an effort to inflate their numbers until they fucked it up.
 
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What a dumbass, he's saying that the CPS investigation was from Aaron admitting to being at Rekeita's house. That is not the own you think it is Nick.
"Guilt by association is still guilt. Checkmate, nerds." :really:

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"Where's your loyalty Aaron? You shoulda lied to tha police."
First it was a laptop-sized mound, now it's a gallon bag. Nigger can't even keep his lies consistent.
 
I’m sure it’s a coincidence that Nick waited until Aaron departed for vacation before dropping this bombshell.
The frequency of these bold claims will increase during the long weekend primarily because he has no real-life activities to partake in, secondarily because he's in a race against the bodycam release so he's flooding the field with distractions for his new 'friends' in the dabbleverse to feed on for content.

Panic by another name.
 
How? He's going to spend the entire month of August in jail.

The politic and non-antogonistic answer is that the person who runs the Julay's has decided so.

My personal microcosmic encapsulation of my understanding of the essence of Nick hinges entirely on this.

The bad faith “ugh look I’m doing what you suggested and it’s not working”

Nick, when people who still gave a fuck about you said you should go back to covering trials, it was implied/assumed that you would talk about the fucking trial instead of your personal drama, and that you’d have some passing familiarity with the cases, like at least to the level of someone who read an article or two about it, which is the minimum standard to even form basic fucking opinions

But the people who advised that thought you hadn’t burned out every last law-aligned neuron yet, and that some part of you might at least find high profile cases some tiny bit interesting

Remember his 'I don't know what people want!' whinge? It was well into the degenerate arc and past recovery. He passed away his audience what by pissing them off and telling them to abandon him.

Maybe its a TheQuartering Coffee ad.

[EDIT] Right now Nick is glazing Supertips, explaining how great it is at cutting out the platforms paying for the actual stream hosting.

He did the same for LOCALS but look how that turned out...
 
It's a testament to how much Nick hates his kids that I've heard him talk for dozens or even hundreds of hours at this point, and I still have no idea what any of his childrens' names are because he rambles every waking hour of his life about sex and drugs and personal vendettas, but zero percent of his stories actually involve him discussing his family as though they are real, important people in his life. We only hear about "Lady Rackets" in the context of the fact that she is a fuckpig.
 
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I like how this angry weird faggot still calls himself "Rekieta Law" when he is literally prohibited by court order from practicing law.

You aren't a lawyer dude, you can't even practice law, it would literally be a crime if you pretended to be a lawyer.
 
I like how this angry weird faggot still calls himself "Rekieta Law" when he is literally prohibited by court order from practicing law.

You aren't a lawyer dude, you can't even practice law, it would literally be a crime if you pretended to be a lawyer.
:really: "It's not a law channel, never was. Besides I am still the same non practicing lawyer, I never changed!"
 
So my assumption with the Nanny giving the kids alcohol is likely that the Nanny had kombucha or something. She worked/ works at a juice bar at a physical therapy place. The kid had one of them and it's one of those 2% alcohol kombucha and the girl likely profusely apologized upon realizing it had alcohol.

Nick never lies, he just plays word games and bends reality to fit the absurdity of his internal narrative. However, he is a lying liar who lies so it could all be 1000% fiction.
 
As a matter of fact, it was probably YOU that had your children taken away!

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Crazy how blatantly hypocritical Nick's been recently

"Getting intoxicated around kids is bad... Unless I'm doing it!"

"Allegations should be treated with skepticism... Unless my kid is making them!"

"Giving my kids substances is bad! Unless I'm the one giving it to them!"

And now

"CPS is corrupt and my kids were taken from me for no reason! But Aaron's kids got taken away for good reason!"

New shit every day, how is he not in the running for lolcow of the year?

Kill yourself, Nick
 
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It's a testament to how much Nick hates his kids that I've heard him talk for dozens or even hundreds of hours at this point, and I still have no idea what any of his childrens' names are because he rambles every waking hour of his life about sex and drugs and personal vendettas, but zero percent of his stories actually involve him discussing his family as though they are real, important people in his life. We only hear about "Lady Rackets" in the context of the fact that she is a fuckpig.
And any time he gets pulled over by the cops for driving like a retard he immediately starts ranting insanely about how much he hates his kids.

It's literally in the police reports every time he gets pulled over, which is apparently a frequent thing. "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS AROUND!"

Neck, Nick.
 
It's a testament to how much Nick hates his kids that I've heard him talk for dozens or even hundreds of hours at this point, and I still have no idea what any of his childrens' names are because he rambles every waking hour of his life about sex and drugs and personal vendettas, but zero percent of his stories actually involve him discussing his family as though they are real, important people in his life. We only hear about "Lady Rackets" in the context of the fact that she is a fuckpig.
He's talked about April in loving way more than his wife. His cryfest to MAPton about how April was his gf and he still loves her is more heart than I've ever heard him talk about his own wife since I started watching him.
 
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